Things You Just Don't Care About

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I'm always been asked to join the work's fantasy football league but I've spent years resisting getting sucked in to the maw of the English Premier League and that's not going to change now.

Starmer: "Let the children boogie, let all the children boogie." (Tom D.), Monday, 4 October 2021 12:42 (four years ago)

last time I was invited I carefully researched players who were being transferred out of the PL, and bought them before they were deleted from the available roster, managed to field a single team for the entire year and not get any points.

edited to reflect developments which occurred (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 4 October 2021 12:46 (four years ago)

Well I have a strong interest in football, but listening to people explain who they started that week and how many points they earned? Meaningless.

Sam Weller, Monday, 4 October 2021 12:48 (four years ago)

It's just pokemon for adults

edited to reflect developments which occurred (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 4 October 2021 12:50 (four years ago)

☑️

Tracer Hand, Monday, 4 October 2021 12:51 (four years ago)

The new Bond film. Who should play Bond in the next Bond film. Any Bond film. "The books though, are so much better than the films." Bond.

fetter, Monday, 4 October 2021 12:53 (four years ago)

I like some Bond films but, apart from that, OTM.

Starmer: "Let the children boogie, let all the children boogie." (Tom D.), Monday, 4 October 2021 12:55 (four years ago)

I like Michael Bond

edited to reflect developments which occurred (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 4 October 2021 12:55 (four years ago)

It's just pokemon for adults

― edited to reflect developments which occurred (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, October 4, 2021 7:50 AM

I have never had to drive to a cemetery to find Darren Sproles.

pplains, Monday, 4 October 2021 14:22 (four years ago)

Well who knows what the future holds?

edited to reflect developments which occurred (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 4 October 2021 14:37 (four years ago)

Had no idea Darren sproled tbh.

Starmer: "Let the children boogie, let all the children boogie." (Tom D.), Monday, 4 October 2021 14:38 (four years ago)

not sure what's wrong with pokemon for adults, except for the CTE of course.

When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Monday, 4 October 2021 14:40 (four years ago)

obese bears

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 6 October 2021 23:39 (four years ago)

I’m choosing to read that as a verdict on Pokémon for adults.

Alba, Friday, 8 October 2021 02:07 (four years ago)

Nobel prizes, unless they come clean and start paying the winners in sticks of dynamite.

starship blooper (Matt #2), Friday, 8 October 2021 09:16 (four years ago)

all bond movies are bad, there isn't a framing that gets you out of this

― mark s, Monday, 13 November 2017 17:03 (three years ago) bookmarkflaglink

the first book has an all-time opening sentence and on like page 5 it says "bond smoked the 70th cigarette of the day" but it's downhill from there

mark s, Friday, 8 October 2021 09:31 (four years ago)

Halsey and her ludicrous softcore autoerotica

Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Saturday, 9 October 2021 01:44 (four years ago)

literary clusterfucks

Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Saturday, 9 October 2021 21:39 (four years ago)

Saturday Night Live
mainstream literary fiction
Football (American)

I'm a sovereign jazz citizen (the table is the table), Sunday, 10 October 2021 22:19 (four years ago)

I think someone telling me about a tattoo they want to get and will pay for with bitcoin which depicts a fantasy football draft would make me spontaneously combust from boredom

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Sunday, 10 October 2021 22:26 (four years ago)

I gave up on Fantasy Football after last season, I auto-drafted, and I bailed after a few weeks due to reasons, and never set my lineup once or even knew who was on my team, and finished 10-4 and made the playoffs.

Gardyloominati (Neanderthal), Sunday, 10 October 2021 23:11 (four years ago)

Corporate ethics of Facebook.

Alba, Sunday, 17 October 2021 20:39 (four years ago)

I don't know if there's an ILM version of this thread, but:

beabadoobee

I'm a sovereign jizz citizen (the table is the table), Sunday, 17 October 2021 21:24 (four years ago)

Who is expecting you to care about her?

jaymc, Monday, 18 October 2021 01:06 (four years ago)

heard someone doesn't care about beabadoobee???

, Monday, 18 October 2021 01:21 (four years ago)

REGULATORS

When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Monday, 18 October 2021 17:21 (four years ago)

Mount up

Gardyloominati (Neanderthal), Monday, 18 October 2021 17:26 (four years ago)

What Gen Zers find funny about Millennials

Alba, Monday, 1 November 2021 13:18 (four years ago)

What various factions of the UK left commentariat think about Insulate Britain's protest tactics

calzino, Monday, 1 November 2021 13:29 (four years ago)

Rae Dunn

Kim, Monday, 1 November 2021 13:38 (four years ago)

and Dr Oz.

Kim, Monday, 1 November 2021 14:44 (four years ago)

the art installation called "meow wolf" in las vegas and pictures of it

Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Monday, 1 November 2021 15:30 (four years ago)

will admit to wanting to go to this

Muad'Doob (Moodles), Monday, 1 November 2021 15:31 (four years ago)

Glastonbury's cheaper surely

Tracer Hand, Monday, 1 November 2021 15:33 (four years ago)

for me it would be both much more expensive and much more unpleasant

Muad'Doob (Moodles), Monday, 1 November 2021 15:35 (four years ago)

my hair style, but maybe I should?

Chicks and Ducks and Geese better scurry (Ste), Monday, 1 November 2021 15:40 (four years ago)

Would have to see it first.

Des Weerelds Dool-om-berg ont-doold op Dool-in-bergh (Tom D.), Monday, 1 November 2021 15:41 (four years ago)

just picture a guy who just does not care about his hair style

Chicks and Ducks and Geese better scurry (Ste), Monday, 1 November 2021 15:56 (four years ago)

Which side of the bed I sleep on.

Alba, Monday, 1 November 2021 20:10 (four years ago)

I feel like this would get confusing if more than one person is sharing a bed

Muad'Doob (Moodles), Monday, 1 November 2021 20:37 (four years ago)

I don’t think my wife minds much either!

Alba, Monday, 1 November 2021 20:54 (four years ago)

every night a surprise

Muad'Doob (Moodles), Monday, 1 November 2021 21:12 (four years ago)

For side sleepers with a preferred side (like myself), it would make a difference re: snoring vs spooning

Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 1 November 2021 21:39 (four years ago)

Sometimes you just want to stare at a blank wall and ponder the meaningless of existence

Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 1 November 2021 21:40 (four years ago)

OK, Greg Dulli.

pplains, Monday, 1 November 2021 21:56 (four years ago)

I’m generally a side sleeper but I fear always sleeping on the same side will eventually take its toll on my organs or something.

Alba, Monday, 1 November 2021 21:57 (four years ago)

You do need to rotate and flip regularly - you are doing this? You are putting your head at the other end every two weeks, right???

Tracer Hand, Monday, 1 November 2021 23:46 (four years ago)

Look I mean if you're not then... I'm sure it's fine, but..

Tracer Hand, Monday, 1 November 2021 23:47 (four years ago)

I try to sleep on my left side, but it never works.. gotta be on the right. I think it does affect my sideburn growth, which is uneven

Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 1 November 2021 23:48 (four years ago)

i like sleeping on my side but I have this thing called GERD which means twice in the last week I've woken up choking on regurgitated bits and having to clear my throat.

on my back with inclined head it is.

the utility infielder of theatre (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 2 November 2021 00:01 (four years ago)


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