Elon Musk

You should have had your kid kick that Elizabeth Bathory motherfucker in the head.

max said broadly the same thing haha

The joys of living on the bleeding edge- a thread:

On the way to dinner tonight my @Tesla literally locked up IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY! A message Ive never seen before popped up saying "Vehicle May Not Restart: Service required"

Well thats no good I think... pic.twitter.com/Q4Dm492y4Z

— Pooch @Repkord (@repkord) September 23, 2021

oops

Just unplug it, wait 30 seconds, then plug it in again.

Zap the PRAM

There are other EVs out there and more to come. Eventually Tesla will run out of fools.

pic.twitter.com/hlLtyraCF5 https://t.co/BXefM0tEci

— literally a grrl ghost 🎃 (@GrrlGhost) September 24, 2021

the prophecy is fulfilled https://t.co/Rg6xLSi6Z8 pic.twitter.com/ULDi9suDAy

— Scott Chegg (@buckfastbadlad) September 24, 2021

😭😭not apartheid Clyde pic.twitter.com/HxfRXfqfAk

— Edward Ongweso Jr (@bigblackjacobin) September 24, 2021

apartheid clyde

I'm curious to what the azealiabanks account actually said now, because it appears to have gotten it suspended.

TOWSON 1-2 N CHARLES ST & W TOWSONTOWN BL - VEHICLE FIRE. TESLA ON FIRE. REQUEST LARGE CAPACITY WATER TANKER, HAZMAT UNIT, AND FOAM UNIT DUE TO ELECTRIC VEHICLE ON FIRE. ROAD IS BLOCKED #BCOTRAFFIC @LVFC30 @ProvidenceVFC29 @BaltCoFire pic.twitter.com/hJfPyTcwfx

— Baltimore Co. Volunteer Firefighter’s Association (@BaltCoVolFire) October 1, 2021

hmmm

https://i.imgur.com/I3RHZ0x.png

Guy wearing a spacex shirt walked in to loudly observe “it’s like if you pressed pause during a scene in a play” pic.twitter.com/4N06zmkFBb

— ethnic steve (@EthnicSteve) October 17, 2021

HAs S HE HAD PLASTIC S

https://elonmusk.today/

The new Tesla is great except it randomly, strongly and inexplicably brakes when it definitely shouldn't between one and five times an hour.https://t.co/3ZcrvD6HIx pic.twitter.com/X1gNGs2Rtb

— Ben Collins (@oneunderscore__) November 26, 2021

my boyfriend is great but he randomly, strongly and inexplicably cheats on me when he definitely shouldn't between one and five times an hour.

tbf that tweet makes it seem like the review understates major problems when really its pretty negative and recommends against buying

And, dear reader, I'm sorry to say, this first one will not be good. The Model Y is a phenomenal achievement in many ways, a great blend of range and practicality and even performance mixed with a suite of unique features that are as useful as they are distinct. But, as it stands, you absolutely should not buy one. Let me elaborate on the why.

https://www.cnet.com/roadshow/reviews/2021-tesla-model-y-review/

rode in a friends tesla on a 5hr road trip a few months ago (i dont remember what model they have), and the constant sudden braking was infuriating. it was a lot of 55mph rural roads, and the brakes would automatically activate any time the car passed anywhere near any stop sign, incl ones on intersecting secondary roads we passed, as well as lots of other times on the open road for seemingly no reason. it was really annoying.

jesus

wouldn't even buy a self-driving sack cart off this cunt.

"There is no way to sugarcoat this."https://t.co/jRxERoK8AI

— Futurism (@futurism) November 30, 2021

Musk continued to make his frustrations loud and clear in the email, while also stressing the severity of the situation. He even went as far as demanding his employees return to work despite it being a holiday weekend.
“Unless you have critical family matters or cannot physically return to Hawthorne, we will need all hands on deck to recover from what is, quite frankly, a disaster,” he wrote.
Musk added that even though he had planned to take the weekend off, he would “be on the Raptor line all night and through the weekend.”

prelude to telsa buying space x i guess

Heltsley to Elon: "I learned it by watching you!"

In email leaked by Elon musk Elon musk claims spacex facing bankruptcy

might be an attempt at imitating jim bakker and expecting the money to flow in

space ain't cheap

https://www.lrb.co.uk/blog/2021/november/dick-moves

looks like a cupcake

https://i.postimg.cc/nzd0QGv5/image.png

darth vader with the mask off lookin ass

lmao crust punk finally mainstreamed

omg lol

is he afrikaner? just wondering the origin story

have you heard him speak, and not just in the last few years where his accent is just weird

https://media-cldnry.s-nbcnews.com/image/upload/newscms/2021_50/1819582/time-person-year-kb-inline-211213.jpg

Time magazine has devolved into something very bad.

they’ve captured the 2021 zeitgeist pretty well there

And they expect people will pay them to read/look at that?

I just saw the incredible documentary about the Thai cave rescue, I was so afraid that he was going to pop up at any point, even as a punchline, but thankfully it completely ignores 100% of his bullshit.

I'm ok with that choice. he is an exemplar of the bullshit americans eat up. now that trump is out of the spotlight musk's the biggest one still going.

as best i can tell, musk has very little actual real-world impact?

he's just a fantastically rich memelord, which honestly makes him a perfect selection

all those stupid fake satellites have a real world effect bcz you can;t see the stars properly any more :(

also pareene's argument here (tho tbf this has not yet manifested in the real world): https://theap.substack.com/p/losing-a-street-fight-to-elon-musk

ps time was always shit and made hitler person of the year in 1938

hitler did have quite an effect in 1938

oy that pareene piece makes horrible sense.

lol i just realised that "man of the year" was time magazine pioneering shitposting

backwards walked sentences until banned the zoo

Remember when

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/0/0f/Time_youcover01.jpg/220px-Time_youcover01.jpg

Someone got paid for that. Perhaps even a number of someones.

fuck off old lunch i was the person of the year in 2007 you cant take that away from me

i'm enjoying my control of the information age