why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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Won't you come and crash into me, God

I'm a sovereign jazz citizen (the table is the table), Wednesday, 15 September 2021 21:52 (four years ago)

two weeks pass...

if you were walking around town and you saw this bob marley tweet in the middle of the road wwyd

https://i.postimg.cc/DynG3GGm/image.png

, Sunday, 3 October 2021 01:42 (four years ago)

Set fire to it

Gardyloominati (Neanderthal), Sunday, 3 October 2021 02:13 (four years ago)

--Bob Marley

Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 3 October 2021 02:19 (four years ago)

A while back whilst riding and docking a rent-a-bike I noticed there was a cool-looking small press headquarters around the corner from my favorite restaurant near my old office. Eventually through an unrelated channel I got to know someone who worked there and he invited me in. There were some interesting doodles on the wall which I asked about. They turned out to be by Kurt Vonnegut.

He POLLS So Much About These Zings (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 3 October 2021 23:21 (four years ago)

mention your favorite artist and see if she/he responds to you

Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Wednesday, 6 October 2021 18:39 (four years ago)

sadly no responses yet from Bob Marley

I Am Fribbulus (Xax) (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 6 October 2021 19:16 (four years ago)

if I wasn't banned I'd ask Scott Stapp why he sucked so much ass on that page

Gardyloominati (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 6 October 2021 21:56 (four years ago)

one month passes...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FEqB-nSXEAQ7Bja?format=jpg&name=small

mookieproof, Saturday, 20 November 2021 19:00 (four years ago)

-- Kendall Roy

kinder, Saturday, 20 November 2021 19:23 (four years ago)

brockhampton fell off

, Saturday, 20 November 2021 19:38 (four years ago)

that hot and holy truth, ooh la la

cookie hat, esq. (cat), Saturday, 20 November 2021 20:50 (four years ago)

one month passes...

the latest chain message on FB:

"Must Read !!!
About 6 months ago, my neighbor asked me if I wouldn't mind sharing my Wi-Fi password. I decided to give it to him because it wouldn't cost me anything extra, and because I got along with him. Yesterday, as I was getting out of the car, the neighbor was at his door, getting ready to come outside. I stopped to talk a bit as he held the door open. He happily told me he now had Netflix. At that, jokingly I said: ′′I work hard, I barely have time to watch TV, but, if you could lend me your password to watch some shows, I would appreciate it ". A voice was heard in the distance, coming from inside the house. It was his wife, ′′We can't give the password to her, because I'm the one who pays the bill and I can't share it."
The man apologized and I said it was no problem. We kept talking about other things, and as I left, he stayed working outside. When I happened to look outside a little while later, I noticed the man's wife come outside. She seemed very nervous and upset. They both went into the house. After a few minutes, he and his wife came to my door to tell me the Wi-Fi password wasn't working anymore. I looked at them and said, ′′ I changed my password, because it's me paying the bill and I can't share it ". The wife turned red and tried to say something, but I said, ′′Ma'am, I have my network and you have your Netflix, everything is fine and everyone is happy". They turned around and left. They never spoke to me again.
_______________________________
This story isn't mine, but here's the lesson I learned from it:
- Friendship must be mutual.
- Love must be mutual.
- Affection must be mutual.
In 2022 (and beyond) I intend to return
silence with silence,
absences with absences,
affection with affection,
friendship with friendship, and
loyalty with loyalty.
No more one-sided feelings.
Feelings must be mutual.
I am no longer the same."

they were written with a ouija board and a rhyming dictionary (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 4 January 2022 19:41 (four years ago)

post your passwords for a blessed 2022 🙏

in the age of NFTs I bought a monkey (rob), Tuesday, 4 January 2022 19:52 (four years ago)

rob what's your password

they were written with a ouija board and a rhyming dictionary (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 4 January 2022 20:03 (four years ago)

rob what's your password

they were written with a ouija board and a rhyming dictionary (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 4 January 2022 20:03 (four years ago)

IAmNoLongerTheSame1996

rob, Tuesday, 4 January 2022 20:10 (four years ago)

Love that “they never spoke to me again” after something that happened “yesterday”

Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Wednesday, 5 January 2022 11:42 (four years ago)

haha, good catch

I Am Fribbulus (Xax) (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 5 January 2022 13:51 (four years ago)

maybe they died

they were written with a ouija board and a rhyming dictionary (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 5 January 2022 14:26 (four years ago)

Someone has said this before I’m sure but it slays me how much hostility is expressed in these Facebook memes in the guise of “wisdom” or something.

Also why the fuck would you share your wifi, the guy could be downloading kiddie porn.

A Pile of Ants (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 5 January 2022 14:52 (four years ago)

it's the whole tradition of appearing like a badass, like back when you'd be in the bar talking to your friend

"so I told that motherfucker - YOU HAVE YOUR NETFLIX, I HAVE MY WIFI"

"you said that?"

"Well....no. not in those words. I told him I'm sorry we couldn't come to an understanding."

"Oh."

"also I gave him my wi-fi back a few minutes later".

they were written with a ouija board and a rhyming dictionary (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 5 January 2022 14:54 (four years ago)

I'm surprised the guy knew how to change his password.

And see? The fellas always get along, but as soon as a woman gets involved...

pplains, Wednesday, 5 January 2022 15:03 (four years ago)

the narrator is a "her"

rob, Wednesday, 5 January 2022 15:06 (four years ago)

gonna turn this into a FB chain message now

rob, Wednesday, 5 January 2022 15:07 (four years ago)

the narrator is a "her"

Oh sure. Next thing you'll be asking me is why did the surgeon say, "That's my son," when the husband was the one who brought him into the emergency room?

pplains, Wednesday, 5 January 2022 15:15 (four years ago)

I know that one: gay marriage

rob, Wednesday, 5 January 2022 15:36 (four years ago)

it's the whole tradition of appearing like a badass, like back when you'd be in the bar talking to your friend


Yeah but the extra Facebook twist is capping a stupid anecdote with a series of pseudo-profound philosophical insights expressed in pithy affirmations, ready to be attributed to Bob Marley or Shakespeare. And these affirmations are invariably mean and nasty.

“I intend to return
Silence with silence…” etc.

A Pile of Ants (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 5 January 2022 16:40 (four years ago)

“If you can’t handle me at my worst you don’t deserve me at my best”

—Albert Einstein

A Pile of Ants (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 5 January 2022 16:41 (four years ago)

“He happily told me he now had Netflix” is such a funny sentence.

Hans Holbein (Chinchilla Volapük), Wednesday, 5 January 2022 18:29 (four years ago)

how good could the speed have been using a neighbor's wifi

they were written with a ouija board and a rhyming dictionary (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 5 January 2022 20:44 (four years ago)

we watched Cobra Kai, each episode took us four hours once the buffering was over

they were written with a ouija board and a rhyming dictionary (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 5 January 2022 20:44 (four years ago)

′Ma'am, I have my network and you have your Netflix, everything is fine and everyone is happy"

Why do I hear this being followed by the whistle in Led Zep salsa song

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 5 January 2022 21:22 (four years ago)

they were written with a ouija board and a rhyming dictionary (Neanderthal) at 2:44 5 Jan 22

how good could the speed have been using a neighbor's wifi
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the narrator is a gamer so they have one of those crazy routers that looks like an alien ship

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 5 January 2022 22:43 (four years ago)

Solomon the WiFi

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 6 January 2022 05:03 (four years ago)

take my wifi... PLEASE

i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 6 January 2022 19:42 (four years ago)

(that's pretty good)

koogs, Thursday, 6 January 2022 21:02 (four years ago)

if I see that god damn "I am planting flowers" meme once more I am gonna go on an unfollowing spree

chaos goblin line cook (sleeve), Thursday, 6 January 2022 22:46 (four years ago)

hadn't seen that yet, just looked it up....ugh yes burn it with fire

they were written with a ouija board and a rhyming dictionary (Neanderthal), Thursday, 6 January 2022 22:47 (four years ago)

boomer-humour

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 7 January 2022 01:34 (four years ago)

When we lived in a U-Haul, we used to park it outside our friends' warehouse and use their Wi-Fi. We could stream movies and everything, no problem.

we need outrage! we need dicks!! (the table is the table), Friday, 7 January 2022 23:19 (four years ago)

Just had my first meeting in the Metaverse.

Here’s the top 16 reasons I’ll never take a meeting any other way:

— Garrett Scott 🕳 (@thegarrettscott) January 7, 2022

Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Friday, 7 January 2022 23:59 (four years ago)

#1: i am a cocker spaniel and am tired of explaining

i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 8 January 2022 02:25 (four years ago)

https://www.garbageday.email/p/viral-content-optimized-to-piss-off

"There should be no illusions anymore about what Facebook is, as a platform. It’s just random bits of sensory information meant to make old people fight with each other."

rob, Friday, 14 January 2022 18:46 (four years ago)

lol forks

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 14 January 2022 18:53 (four years ago)

that's an interesting article, thanks rob. God this FB shit is so weird. However I did really enjoy the cat breastfeeding video, that was worth 1000 counter spaghetti videos.

akm, Friday, 14 January 2022 19:19 (four years ago)

i’m sorry the what

cowboy bopeep (cat), Sunday, 16 January 2022 02:51 (four years ago)

College acquaintance who now teaches at a very prestigious divinity school and was recently profiled in the NY Times bc of her corporate spirituality consultant job posted some kind of flickering neon aurora-ish gif on FB today. Someone in the comments asks "What's this? Maybe I can't get my audio to work." She replies "Haha there's no sound, it's just meant to evoke the inner life of spirit," with a smiley face emoji.

Obviously if this person were less successful in life this would only be mildly annoying; it's the fact that she gets paid the big bucks for this sort of thing that fills me with rage.

Lily Dale, Wednesday, 19 January 2022 02:06 (four years ago)

one month passes...

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sorry Mario, but our princess is in another butthole (Neanderthal), Monday, 21 February 2022 19:03 (four years ago)

Well gee, by that metric I'm doing great. No one has offered me anything, so clearly my value is limitless.

un chien boogaloo (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 21 February 2022 22:05 (four years ago)


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