Fuck Off Back To The Little Leagues: EPL 21/22

xxp I like Zaha a lot, he just appears to be fuelled entirely by rage and frustration. I would absolutely love him if he played for my team.

I don't watch a lot of Zaha and can't really comment on his aggyness overall, one thing I do find impressive about him is how he can, one on one, from a standing start, shimmy and wiggle his way into space and passing positions, for a big guy, he is nimble as fuck

Hes extraordinary yeah

Kane looks like he is deliberately fucking us out here

Zaha is always extra aggy first game after a transfer window closes tbf

I don't think there's a front line in the league that Zaha wouldn't improve, I love him he's great

That phase maybe three years ago where he was almost ronaldo level inevitable with ball at feet and space ahead of him, beating guys a few times for fun

Hojbjerg stinking us out

Every time I see Kane having this kind of shocker, seemingly off the pace and ill positioned when the ball is nearby...I also start thinking is he looking a tad over weight??

Cunts

xp he has a funny lanky build that canake him look leggy very quickly, maybe not fat but sometimes out of condition

But hes just not trying very hard- overworked but whose fault is that

Davies, a strolling disaster nothing player imo, who i like as a fella

Feel like darraghs description of Zaha applies more to Kane tbh. Zaha is too emotional to be joyless for me

Joyless in himself, not for the rest of us, i dont mind a narky player with talent

Kane does fit the description, an on-form dele too, not disputing that

Davies proving Darragh right, just there, terrible defending for that goal

Kane is clearly a wonderful physical specimen, it's just the slackjawed mouthbreathing makes him look out of shape

Lol @ getting spurs in the 12.30 ko after a 3 game international break tbf

They may as well send Benteke the knacker's yard now they've got Edouard in the team.

Davies has always been really poor at the basic job of stopping an opposition player doing what they like

Ive seen him on the left of a three for wales and he is tbf much better for them, but in any of three positions for us he just forgets the point of the job

Now he ain't the only one but hes so slow and his oassing so bad that the point of keeping him around seven years in or whatever is maddening me

Kane looks like he is deliberately fucking us out here

― fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Saturday, 11 September 2021 13:01 (eighteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Convinced of this btw

certainly this isn't the Tottenham I expected today and they do seem surprisingly jaded, awful all game

Spurs were no worse than the previous 3 games, this was just the result refecting the performance for the first time

Both teams goal difference back to zero

ain't no SONshine, when he's gone....

Hellion not wildly wrong there tbf, wolves shouldve absolutely dashed us

I look forward to winks, davies, alli turning their four-year form around tho

They may as well send Benteke the knacker's yard now they've got Edouard in the team.

Told you.

We're employing midtable players and tbh looking at the first few games a midtable manager so if i had one ask itd be to end the pretence about any other aim

NV fp incoming

so glad Peacock Plus isn't working and the only way I can watch Wolves = a shitty bootleg feed.

twitter is blowing up about it, almost none of the matches working in the US

Tbf Lage is making Nuno look that way every time we play now

Yeah Neandy it took me ages to get a working stream

Also Trincao is a sexy mf

6 games, all at 0-0 as we approach half time?

Ronaldo has just ruined it.

We had 2 shots on target that last minute too ffs

7 halves, 0 goals.

feel like one is coming in the 2nd

Wow Mads Mikelsen's Mandarin is flawless

7 games are at 0-0 h/t in the Noddy league

make that 6

We need to get The Bull on second half

not for nothing but in the 2019-2020 season, after many winless months, it was Watford that Wolves finally beat not long before that dope 2-0 upset of Man City at Eithad.

repeat? repeat?!!!

oooh helluva ball in from Traore there.

I just wanna see some Hwang

how long u had that one saved up for :)

oh come onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

this is blue balls of the worst kind

HERE HE COMES!!!

and here's Hwang

Oh ffs Semedo

Yes this season is horribly similar to the experience of trying to finish while on antidepressants

Ronaldo two thirds of the way to the inevitable debut hat trick.

xpost sad familiar lols

how many free headers are we gonna put off frame ugh