Insert a band name's butt into another band name's butt
― sarahell, Thursday, 9 September 2021 03:27 (two years ago) link
Can I vote a poll void?Can I poll a vote void?Can I void a vole pot?
― JoeStork, Friday, 17 September 2021 22:17 (two years ago) link
Song titles that get much better when you replace "big" with "pig" and "love" with "lunch"
― ledge, Wednesday, 6 October 2021 08:16 (two years ago) link
why the burnt ends of capitalism so tasty?
― brimstead, Tuesday, 2 November 2021 19:16 (two years ago) link
Rank Prince Alberts
― Des Weerelds Dool-om-berg ont-doold op Dool-in-bergh (Tom D.), Saturday, 6 November 2021 18:13 (two years ago) link
Artists with one hit wonder paintings.
― A Pile of Ants (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 19 December 2021 21:36 (two years ago) link
Jazz musicians with One Bass Hit.
― A Pile of Ants (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 19 December 2021 21:37 (two years ago) link
Do you like samphire?
― two sleeps till brooklyn (ledge), Wednesday, 29 December 2021 18:20 (two years ago) link
top five vegetable tbf
― imago, Wednesday, 29 December 2021 18:21 (two years ago) link
This is the inevitable thread for ILxors in their panties
― Hideous Lump, Thursday, 30 December 2021 22:37 (two years ago) link
Children behind bars
― Someone left a space telescope out in the rain (Tom D.), Sunday, 23 January 2022 22:49 (two years ago) link
You encounter a person in a parked car who is not woke. What is your next step?
― ledge, Wednesday, 23 March 2022 18:46 (two years ago) link
"Terence Trent DiaPOLLical" - The best albums among the mis-spelled/where-the-fuck-did-they-get-that-title listed on the Q - The Worst Albums Ever! thread
(Might actually make a good poll, more I think about it.)
― Front-loaded albums are musical gerrymandering (Prefecture), Friday, 1 April 2022 04:08 (two years ago) link
Grim and frostbitten UK rap 2022
― DAMAGED by Black Flat (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 24 April 2022 20:08 (two years ago) link
Name your favorite musical group with members?!Rules: 1. all groups must have at least one member. 2. NO DISCUSSION ALLOWED JUST LISTSI’ll start: The Beatles U2The Czech Philharmonic
― THE VEIVET UIUERABOUIU (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 28 May 2022 15:22 (two years ago) link
ILXZ
― butt-mooning is a polysemous word, hoss! (breastcrawl), Saturday, 28 May 2022 15:23 (two years ago) link
Name your favorite musical group with members?!
MY DICK
― sarahell, Monday, 30 May 2022 17:08 (two years ago) link
What is the most infamous musical artist you've never heard?
― THE VEIVET UIUERABOUIU (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 7 June 2022 17:15 (one year ago) link
For me, Burzum
what defines "Really Bad Threads"
― Armenian Idol (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 14 June 2022 10:59 (one year ago) link
Things you disagree with but can't be bothered to have an argument about
― Portrait Of A Dissolvi Ng Drea M (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 24 June 2022 14:32 (one year ago) link
Post Here When Things Are So Horrible It's Not Worth Trolling
― sarahell, Saturday, 25 June 2022 19:09 (one year ago) link
I've always wanted to start a thread about "Pop Songs With the Word Baby Replaced by Hitler", but I've never had the guts.
e.g. "Hitler Love", "Be My Hitler", "Hitler, I Love Your Way", "I'm Your Hitler Tonight", "Hitler Did a Bad, Bad Thing" etc.
But it would be tasteless and one-note and old-fashioned, and why does MacOS put a squiggly red line under "your"? It's a word. Or is it a Chrome thing?
― Ashley Pomeroy, Saturday, 25 June 2022 20:49 (one year ago) link
She's got to be somebody's Hitler
― Nutellanor Roosevelt (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 25 June 2022 22:29 (one year ago) link
The KKK took my Hitler away
― Antifa Sandwich Artist (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 25 June 2022 22:40 (one year ago) link
A picture of you, a picture of you in uniformStanding with your head held highHot down to the floor but it couldn't be youIt couldn't be you, it's a picture of baby
― Halfway there but for you, Saturday, 25 June 2022 23:01 (one year ago) link
Hitler sharkdo do do do do do
― jmm, Saturday, 25 June 2022 23:24 (one year ago) link
US Supreme Court: Post-Gainsbourg Edition
― Kate (rushomancy), Sunday, 26 June 2022 04:23 (one year ago) link
But it would be tasteless and one-note and old-fashioned
a fitting tribute to Baby
― sarahell, Sunday, 26 June 2022 07:18 (one year ago) link
who do you think you are kidding Mr Baby
― Portrait Of A Dissolvi Ng Drea M (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 26 June 2022 08:13 (one year ago) link
i'm so tired of the arguments every christmas over Hitler It's Cold Outside
let's see
Hitler Got the Rickets (Memphis Jug Band, 1928)Hitler Gotta Party (Don & Dewey)Hitler Lemonade (Syd Barrett, 1970)Hitler, Can I Wear Your Clothes (The Spike Drivers, 1965)Hitler, You Torture My Soul (Magic Sam)Hitler's On Fire (Eno, 1974)Boppin' High School Hitler (Don Willis, 1959)Coney Island Hitler (The Excellents, 1962)Do Me, Hitler (Prince, 1981)I'm Gonna Murder My Hitler (Pat Hare, 1954)When Hitler Gets Wet (Peter Gordon, 1976)
― Kate (rushomancy), Sunday, 26 June 2022 09:47 (one year ago) link
Is you is or is you ain't my Hitler
― Nutellanor Roosevelt (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 26 June 2022 12:09 (one year ago) link
Sledgehitler
― Chuck_Tatum, Sunday, 26 June 2022 15:49 (one year ago) link
You're havin' my HitlerWhat a lovely way of sayin' how much you love me
― jmm, Sunday, 26 June 2022 15:50 (one year ago) link
So won't you, please, be my, be my HitlerBe my Little Hitler, my one and only Hitler
― Doodles Diamond (Tom D.), Sunday, 26 June 2022 15:56 (one year ago) link
My insatiable hitler
― Chuck_Tatum, Sunday, 26 June 2022 16:05 (one year ago) link
Hitl Me Hitler One More Time
― Harry Styles and fashion (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 26 June 2022 16:07 (one year ago) link
Hit me with your hitler stick
― Chuck_Tatum, Sunday, 26 June 2022 16:08 (one year ago) link
"I'm Gonna Booglarise You, Hitler"
― Ashley Pomeroy, Sunday, 26 June 2022 21:15 (one year ago) link
Achtung Hitler?
― Hideous Lump, Sunday, 26 June 2022 21:28 (one year ago) link
Hitler, Now That I've Found YouStep Into My Office, HitlerI'll Be Your Hitler TonightHitler Talks DirtyDon't Say Nothin' Bad About My HitlerHitler Elephant Walk(My Hitler Does) Good SculpturesHitler WorkoutHave You Seen Your Mother, Hitler, Standing in the Shadow?Ice Ice HitlerGreenfield Morning I Pushed An Empty Hitler Carriage All Over The City
― Hideous Lump, Sunday, 26 June 2022 22:20 (one year ago) link
How Many Members of Ursula 1000 Can You Name Off the Top of Your Head?
― L.H.O.O.Q. Jones (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 18 July 2022 16:53 (one year ago) link
The heat made me think of a series of posts about Podcasts Inspired by the Music of Yes but Not Actually About Yes.
The first example? The Revealing Science of Todd, in which Todd Rundgren talks about the mysteries of science. Including topics such as rocks that move in the desert, can we harness the power of thunder, and can Stevie Wonder touch type?
The second? Wondrous Tories, in which Rory Stewart talks about the spiritual dimension of conservatism. With the exception of paganism all of the other modern political movements were invented just a few decades ago and are essentially synthetic, whereas conservatism stems from the soul of humanity and is eternal. Where do Conservative MPs go when they close their eyes?
It petered out after that. Yours is No Disc Brake, in which Julian Glover talks about bicycle maintenance. I've Seen All Episodes of Ever Decreasing Circles, in which some online comedians talk about Ever Decreasing Circles. It's too hot.
― Ashley Pomeroy, Tuesday, 19 July 2022 18:13 (one year ago) link
Incredibly shit drawings of ouds
― budo jeru, Saturday, 17 September 2022 05:55 (one year ago) link
to what extent does your life revolve around your gas stovetop?
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Thursday, 12 January 2023 01:30 (one year ago) link
When Did Ragù Jump the Shark?
― Auf Der Martini (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 12 February 2023 12:04 (one year ago) link
Newer
― satori enabler (Noodle Vague), Monday, 13 February 2023 23:14 (one year ago) link
Who is the oddest person regularly posting on ILX?
(Don't all post at once)
― Maggot Bairn (Tom D.), Wednesday, 22 February 2023 15:30 (one year ago) link
How many regular ILX posters are genuinely bad people?
(poll options would range from '51' to '100 or more')
― astor pizzarolla (unregistered), Wednesday, 1 March 2023 23:58 (one year ago) link
Have you ever seen a goat?
― Camaraderie at Arms Length, Friday, 3 March 2023 23:43 (one year ago) link