I came home tonight, and my wife said, "I made pizza, and I also cooked ahead".I replied, "I don't want to eat a head!?"
― Halfway there but for you, Sunday, 5 September 2021 03:43 (two years ago) link
(I'm vegan)
― Halfway there but for you, Sunday, 5 September 2021 04:33 (two years ago) link
My wife and I were talking about vacationsShe said she wants to go somewhere she’s never been beforeI said how about the kitchen?- dangerfield
― calstars, Sunday, 5 September 2021 12:15 (two years ago) link
If i had my way that wasp record joke wouldve stayed in its sleeve
― fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Sunday, 5 September 2021 23:57 (two years ago) link