Joe Biden is (currently) President of the United States

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i mean, the topic matter is prettttty dull

professional anti- (Karl Malone), Sunday, 29 August 2021 14:08 (four years ago)

He's looking down and maybe closing his eyes in concentration (hard to tell with the angle), but immediately after the Twitter clip ends, he responds to Bennett: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seQx_5MckGI

jaymc, Sunday, 29 August 2021 14:14 (four years ago)

It's just a joke lol

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 29 August 2021 14:17 (four years ago)

He responded, “...wuzza smnnnggg heaaahr? Oh. Hey, listen. That’s number two. America will be Israel’s strategic partner during the apocalypse. That’s number one.”

professional anti- (Karl Malone), Sunday, 29 August 2021 14:18 (four years ago)

itt we post tweets from republicans making fun of joe biden

jaymc, Sunday, 29 August 2021 14:41 (four years ago)

i.e. the same content as anyone's dumbass racist cousin

shitbird in prospect (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 29 August 2021 15:07 (four years ago)

Racist against Delawareans?

papal hotwife (milo z), Sunday, 29 August 2021 15:40 (four years ago)

outside the shared sense of humor, the content diverges, and that's where you'll find the racism. before or after the next show, maybe probe the minds at adjacent tables of the Joe Biden Funny Bone comedy club. you definitely aren't these people -- so what the fuck are you doing there?

shitbird in prospect (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 29 August 2021 16:05 (four years ago)

I thought you found the racism in Joe's Senate career.

The formulation of 'only bad people make fun of Joe' and 'to prove this I'm just going to throw out the word racist' hasn't gotten less stupid since you tried it last.

papal hotwife (milo z), Sunday, 29 August 2021 16:20 (four years ago)

Maybe he wasn't nodding off, he just daydreamed about his glory days palling around with Strom Thurmond. Whomst among us doesn't daydream of better times?

papal hotwife (milo z), Sunday, 29 August 2021 16:22 (four years ago)

please. save this material for your peers at the Funny Bone. don't waste it on me.

shitbird in prospect (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 29 August 2021 17:06 (four years ago)

There are legit things to dislike Biden for so you don’t have to post heavily edited misleading videos by right wingers.

Bach on harmonica! (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 29 August 2021 17:35 (four years ago)

That also are just”Biden old lol”

Bach on harmonica! (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 29 August 2021 17:36 (four years ago)

I know they have the same last name, but milo z and xyzzz z__ are different posters

bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Sunday, 29 August 2021 17:37 (four years ago)

I see that it was xyzzzz who posted that, sorry Milo. You are right that his career had been garbage up to this point.

Bach on harmonica! (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 29 August 2021 17:39 (four years ago)

itt we post tweets from republicans making fun of joe biden

― jaymc, Sunday, 29 August 2021 bookmarkflaglink

That's right

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 29 August 2021 18:22 (four years ago)

Looking for the Joe Vibin thread.

papal hotwife (milo z), Sunday, 29 August 2021 18:38 (four years ago)

three weeks pass...

THREAD: Biden is reportedly nominating a former judge, Keva Landrum, to be U.S. Atty in New Orleans. The history of this judge’s illegal behavior and violent crimes will shock you to the core.

— Alec Karakatsanis (@equalityAlec) September 20, 2021

papal hotwife (milo z), Monday, 20 September 2021 20:28 (four years ago)

Will it though? My inner core is insulated and very difficult to shock

typo punishment #4: it feels better to me to be like there, this (Karl Malone), Monday, 20 September 2021 20:36 (four years ago)

will have to insulation resistance test on you to confirm this, just grab these two metal probes of this Megger, pal!

calzino, Monday, 20 September 2021 20:40 (four years ago)

AGGHHHHHHHHAHHAHHGHHHHHH

typo punishment #4: it feels better to me to be like there, this (Karl Malone), Monday, 20 September 2021 22:59 (four years ago)

two weeks pass...

Joe Biden just flew by my window in a helicopter, then in air force one about 30 minutes later.

joygoat, Tuesday, 5 October 2021 21:51 (four years ago)

wow that guy is the President!

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 5 October 2021 21:56 (four years ago)

he sure is. but not according to the protesters at his thing this afternoon, I guess

joygoat, Tuesday, 5 October 2021 22:00 (four years ago)

he can fly a helicopter and a plane, busy guy

When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 5 October 2021 23:23 (four years ago)

they won't let him drive his Corvette anymore, they took away the keys

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 5 October 2021 23:33 (four years ago)

two weeks pass...

he can still drive it in his mind

For at least the fourth time, Biden told a vivid story this week about a conversation with an old Amtrak friend who had actually been dead for more than a year at the earliest time such a conversation could've possibly happened.

bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Saturday, 23 October 2021 20:33 (four years ago)

At least he didn't claim to have liberated the camps (yet).

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 23 October 2021 22:01 (four years ago)

He has repeatedly claimed to have been arrested trying to meet Nelson Mandela tbf

bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Sunday, 24 October 2021 00:20 (four years ago)

finally! Dems have a Reagan! Now if he only he could notch those 1981 legislative successes.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 24 October 2021 00:21 (four years ago)

Did he say Mandela or did he say "that fella from the island"?

papal hotwife (milo z), Sunday, 24 October 2021 00:32 (four years ago)

that fella from Mandela

can't you rhyme?

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 24 October 2021 00:32 (four years ago)

Jack Mandela

Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 24 October 2021 01:42 (four years ago)

I have to admit the Let’s Go Brandon thing makes me chuckle

Chappies banging dustbin lids together (President Keyes), Sunday, 24 October 2021 02:04 (four years ago)

two weeks pass...

now this is the kind of political crisis I've been craving

🚨 | BREAKING: Joe Biden ‘broke wind’ infront of Camilla, the Duchess of Cornwall.

‘It was long and loud and impossible to ignore. Camilla hasn’t stopped talking about it’

Via @MoS_Politics

— Politics For All (@PoliticsForAlI) November 6, 2021

Muad'Doob (Moodles), Sunday, 7 November 2021 04:18 (four years ago)

Joe Fartin'

Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 7 November 2021 04:23 (four years ago)

Constitutional crisis

Cool Im An Situation (Neanderthal), Sunday, 7 November 2021 04:35 (four years ago)

If only he had crop dusted the Queen.

papal hotwife (milo z), Sunday, 7 November 2021 04:41 (four years ago)

Trump already did

Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 7 November 2021 04:52 (four years ago)

No future

Cool Im An Situation (Neanderthal), Sunday, 7 November 2021 04:58 (four years ago)

The fart that launched 1000 shits

just staying (Karl Malone), Sunday, 7 November 2021 05:24 (four years ago)

maybe i like joe biden now

certified juice therapist (harbl), Sunday, 7 November 2021 12:55 (four years ago)

Wish I had voted for Joe now oh wait

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 7 November 2021 13:18 (four years ago)

BREAKING:

siffleur’s mom (wins), Sunday, 7 November 2021 14:03 (four years ago)

long airplane flights exacerbate such conditions donchaknow

note that no American politician has been a larger advocate for traveling by rail

coincidence?

i say nay

gin and catatonic (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 7 November 2021 14:05 (four years ago)

a senior-level official confirms that "Joe always seems to sit by the window and asks for it to be cracked a little - or a lot"

just staying (Karl Malone), Sunday, 7 November 2021 16:36 (four years ago)

The Silent Killer from MBNA

papal hotwife (milo z), Sunday, 7 November 2021 16:39 (four years ago)

two weeks pass...

White House pool report says Biden will stay in the vacation home of David Rubenstein, co-founder of the Carlyle Group, in Nantucket

— Jeff Stein (@JStein_WaPo) November 23, 2021

papal hotwife (milo z), Wednesday, 24 November 2021 01:23 (four years ago)

There once was a home in Nantucket

popcornoscenti (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 24 November 2021 06:17 (four years ago)

where the president stayed and I said, "Fuck it."

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 24 November 2021 10:29 (four years ago)


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