Fuck Off Back To The Little Leagues: EPL 21/22

Ronaldo as a 6

OFFICIAL. Cristiano Ronaldo joins Manchester United, official statement from club announces. He’s BACK. 🔴🇵🇹 #MUFC #Ronaldo

— Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) August 27, 2021

And may God have mercy on our souls

Tiny news beside moussa sissoko moving to watford for a scarce believable fee

Is he playing centre forward for ye or what dyou reckon NN

The sum total of what Man U have paid to sign CR7 twice is what Villa have just paid for Ollie Watkins.

I...guess? Haven't really watched him for Juve but he still plays in a free role from the left for Portugal. And the left side of the attack is our most stacked area, whereas we definitely lack a reliable poacher type

I've heard that he plays on the left and he plays on the right.

Just heard Ollie say about Cron "such a tremendous human being as well"

He keeps himself in shape and gives a lot to charity what's the problem

that might not go down so well where he is ultimately going!

i've always seen it as people always comparing him to messi, who is a humble and unassuming but great player. ronaldo had a reputation of being selfish, arrogant, and, as they say in baseball, pimping all his goals, especially earlier in his career.

that might not go down so well where he is ultimately going!

― calzino, Saturday, 28 August 2021 00:34 (seven hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

hell?

I'm so very happy for MUFC's stock market value and all the money he gives to charity, but is it verboten to mention he also used his money to try and make a very serious rape allegation disappear?

so it would appear

Morning ☕

No, it wasn't a dream.

— Manchester United (@ManUtd) August 28, 2021

🤮🤮🤮

My god, this Arsenal defending.

Ederson trying his best to help Arsenal out, that's some clown shoes bisnes that I wouldn't expect from even Alisson

Arteta making a big show of "coaching", always with that quick sideways glance down the touchline, he just wants validation, bless

Maybe you should do your Arsenal Are The Better Side Actually thing again so he gets it

Nah, that's saved for the few moments when the opposition looks dodgy, before actual coaching comes into relevance

I will still stan for Tierney any day tho, but when he's expected to play 3 different positions, that's a coaching failure

Arsenal will do well to finish with ten.

Tierney will fill in in MF, obviously

This isn't even an entertaining rout, but it's too hot out to garden so here we are

Sweep hugging Ian Wright at HT, might have seemed sweet if it wasn't so ostentatiously planned and executed

I mean 103 years in the top flight was a really pretty decent run, have to give them credit for that

Herbert Chapman will be birling in his grave!

srsly the best use of this meme i've ever seen

The Amazon cameraman who is filming the Arsenal ‘All Or Nothing’ documentary. pic.twitter.com/KYGDmUhhs3

— FutbolBible (@FutbolBible) August 28, 2021

Fuck off back to the little leagues indeed

47 mins: Keown calls on the Arsenal players to “to play for the shirt, for the club”, which is quite funny.

There's the goal to send them bottom

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E94R2jcXoAQCSu0?format=jpg&name=small

I sit alone in my four-cornered room
Staring at tactical diagrams

Demari fucken Gray, turns out he is an actual football layer

*player obv

Yves Bissoma tho, I love this guy

Please sign for a big club, no-one too scummy hopefully

Haha Rucharlison having to be physically restrained by his teammates from the penalty, DCL being the designated penalty taker

Everton playing in an ORANGE SASH btw, that's two strikes right there, being Everton is the third

Rangers affiliate club obv

absolute scenes

Rather.

lol fucking hell the stats in this arsenal game

from the bbc commentary

Two massive games after the international break - Norwich and Burnley.

I think City had 91% possession in the first thirty minutes of the second half.

i will believe the arsenal relegation after they've played some of the other ropey sides and lost

don't you mean "noddy" sides?

i'd love to see a where are they now for all those lads that thought qualifying for the Champions League every year wasn't good enough

I’m salivating at the prospect of coming last. Never ended up on Arsenal TV though, I was just a numpty on this message board.

Top 4 trophy was a maligned measure of success until arsenal stopped getting it. The Man utd/Liverpool pundit dominence changed their tune very quickly once Wenger lost his long run with arsenal in europe