Fuck Off Back To The Little Leagues: EPL 21/22

Mendy suspended by city after four charges of sexual assault made

I said in the pub a few weeks ago that Chelsea were maybe the only genuine fit for Kane among the big teams then they bought Lukaka for £50M less.

Hed fit a lot of places tbf but we dont deal with them anymore

Kane starts tonight.

Winks playing like bernabeu mode

Absolutely loving this wing based doesnt matter youngster thrill

🚨🚨🌕| PSG have accepted Real Madrid's offer of 170M+10M in bonuses. Mbappé will be in Madrid tomorrow. @jfelixdiaz #rmalive

— Madrid Zone (@theMadridZone) August 26, 2021

I cant keep track anymore is this good or bad

Apparently this genuinely was Mbappe’s boyhood dream so I guess that’s nice but other than that who gives a fuck really - it should feel like a terrible blow for PSG but they have so much money that it’s impossible to care. No stakes, no jeopardy. Obviously amazing for Madrid but fuck them. Barcelona/Atleti the big losers.

Confirmed. Cristiano Ronaldo has definitely decided to LEAVE Juventus and he asked the club to be sold. ❌⚪️⚫️ #Juventus #Ronaldo pic.twitter.com/JCcAwaYX9U

— Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) August 26, 2021

It’s all happening,

Mbappe to Madrid, Ronaldo to PSG might make sense.

Possibly not the best week for Man City to be pursuing someone with serious allegations made against him but they seem to be favourites from the gossip.

Ronaldo doesnt make sense to anywhere tbh

Spurs rumoured to have agreed personal terms with Ilaix Moriba, which seems like incredibly good news if true.

lol, he’s also agreed personal terms with RB Leipzig so might not be that fussy.

"frying pan issue needs urgent resolution- all fires considered. PO Box 582"

Sissoko off to Watford

Like a new signing, that

Aurier to Lille looks likely too.

Depending, but yeah

Two sales where the phrase "at any price" comes to mind

My respect for Levy went up a little when I found out he got a transfer fee for Joe Hart, tbh.

It's a disaster for Joe Hart! 😮

AZ Alkmaar get an almost instant response and it's a goal that Celtic's defence and goalkeeper will want to forget 😬 pic.twitter.com/lcG4KdnZh6

— Premier Sports (@PremierSportsTV) August 26, 2021

Salty pep is perhaps the least likeable manager in football

I guess Ronaldo back to Utd is now a thing

I'd rather not tbh

Clearly makes sense to bring Ronaldo back and not do anything about your central midfield

Ronaldo as a 6

OFFICIAL. Cristiano Ronaldo joins Manchester United, official statement from club announces. He’s BACK. 🔴🇵🇹 #MUFC #Ronaldo

— Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) August 27, 2021

And may God have mercy on our souls

Tiny news beside moussa sissoko moving to watford for a scarce believable fee

Is he playing centre forward for ye or what dyou reckon NN

The sum total of what Man U have paid to sign CR7 twice is what Villa have just paid for Ollie Watkins.

I...guess? Haven't really watched him for Juve but he still plays in a free role from the left for Portugal. And the left side of the attack is our most stacked area, whereas we definitely lack a reliable poacher type

I've heard that he plays on the left and he plays on the right.

Just heard Ollie say about Cron "such a tremendous human being as well"

He keeps himself in shape and gives a lot to charity what's the problem

that might not go down so well where he is ultimately going!

i've always seen it as people always comparing him to messi, who is a humble and unassuming but great player. ronaldo had a reputation of being selfish, arrogant, and, as they say in baseball, pimping all his goals, especially earlier in his career.

that might not go down so well where he is ultimately going!

― calzino, Saturday, 28 August 2021 00:34 (seven hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

hell?

I'm so very happy for MUFC's stock market value and all the money he gives to charity, but is it verboten to mention he also used his money to try and make a very serious rape allegation disappear?

so it would appear

Morning ☕

No, it wasn't a dream.

— Manchester United (@ManUtd) August 28, 2021

🤮🤮🤮

My god, this Arsenal defending.

Ederson trying his best to help Arsenal out, that's some clown shoes bisnes that I wouldn't expect from even Alisson

Arteta making a big show of "coaching", always with that quick sideways glance down the touchline, he just wants validation, bless

Maybe you should do your Arsenal Are The Better Side Actually thing again so he gets it

Nah, that's saved for the few moments when the opposition looks dodgy, before actual coaching comes into relevance

I will still stan for Tierney any day tho, but when he's expected to play 3 different positions, that's a coaching failure

Arsenal will do well to finish with ten.

Tierney will fill in in MF, obviously

This isn't even an entertaining rout, but it's too hot out to garden so here we are

Sweep hugging Ian Wright at HT, might have seemed sweet if it wasn't so ostentatiously planned and executed

I mean 103 years in the top flight was a really pretty decent run, have to give them credit for that

Herbert Chapman will be birling in his grave!

srsly the best use of this meme i've ever seen

The Amazon cameraman who is filming the Arsenal ‘All Or Nothing’ documentary. pic.twitter.com/KYGDmUhhs3

— FutbolBible (@FutbolBible) August 28, 2021