Fuck Off Back To The Little Leagues: EPL 21/22

Lamela has scored the same number of league goals in 90 minutes playing for Sevilla as he did in his last two seasons at Spurs combined.

I suspect Ndombele will thrive wherever he ends up too.

Doesnt make either a bad sale for spurs tbf sunken cost fallacy etc

Of course youd look at ndombele and easy know how the cost was sunk the fat shite

Finwlly

we are concentrating on the league obv. but no need for our manager to sub Sinani and bring on our L1 standard right-back just at the point we had 10 man Everton under the cosh. We were royally arseholing them before Moise Kean had his moment btw.

It was incredible to see the reception from the Spurs fans on Sunday and to read some of the messages of support I've had in the last few weeks. 👏⚽

I will be staying at Tottenham this summer and will be 100% focused on helping the team achieve success. #COYS pic.twitter.com/uTN78tHlk1

— Harry Kane (@HKane) August 25, 2021

bless him, he's come through with his dignity intact

lol at kane
I will be staying at Tottenham this summer and will be 100% focused on .. making sure I get that fucking move done next summer

I think hes the type that doesnt know how to play within himself, and you own players on a year by year basis anyway it seems, so im not bothered what his plans are for next year tbh once we get another fifty games from him this

What an ass he made of himself tho

https://www.irishexaminer.com/sport/soccer/arid-40366721.html

Expert level

lol, his brother announcing it was a done deal at his wedding is such a classic.

mark my words, you wouldn't want to play chess with Charlie Kane.

I mean thats a fact the gormless charmless clueless berk

Kane angling for a new contract and £400k a week, apparently.

See no reason to give it tbh

Hes as likely to fetch 120m next year as this tbh and a payrise would be a pisstake in the circs

I know it's his team and that but does it raise questions about his ambition? idk

I think he’s seen how serious a really top club is about signing him (not very), he knows Mbappe, Lewandowski and Haaland will all be available in the next 12 months, and he’s just gonna stick at Spurs now forever

Hard to see the case for either party signing an extension at this stage tho

I just think the Kane family has decided it’s too hard to do anything other than stay at Spurs, but at least they can make an even bigger pile of money because now Spurs have seen that Kane is willing to (ineptly) try to force a move and maybe they’re shitting themselves now or something. I don’t think they are very good at this though and I agree there’s no need for Spurs to do anything at all.

Sell him next year for 140 million to whoever doesnt get haaland or mbappe or possibly lewandowski

Ive long thought bayern as the latters replacement his most natural football-only move tbh

But paying him an extra 5m next year only for him to be damned-certain off anyway is nonsense

Holding on to players too big for yr board's ambition is nonsense and id much more welcome a dortmund approach- two more where you came from, our value is as sifter of and platform for young talent

Not like we win anything anyway

Mendy suspended by city after four charges of sexual assault made

I said in the pub a few weeks ago that Chelsea were maybe the only genuine fit for Kane among the big teams then they bought Lukaka for £50M less.

Hed fit a lot of places tbf but we dont deal with them anymore

Kane starts tonight.

Winks playing like bernabeu mode

Absolutely loving this wing based doesnt matter youngster thrill

🚨🚨🌕| PSG have accepted Real Madrid's offer of 170M+10M in bonuses. Mbappé will be in Madrid tomorrow. @jfelixdiaz #rmalive

— Madrid Zone (@theMadridZone) August 26, 2021

I cant keep track anymore is this good or bad

Apparently this genuinely was Mbappe’s boyhood dream so I guess that’s nice but other than that who gives a fuck really - it should feel like a terrible blow for PSG but they have so much money that it’s impossible to care. No stakes, no jeopardy. Obviously amazing for Madrid but fuck them. Barcelona/Atleti the big losers.

Confirmed. Cristiano Ronaldo has definitely decided to LEAVE Juventus and he asked the club to be sold. ❌⚪️⚫️ #Juventus #Ronaldo pic.twitter.com/JCcAwaYX9U

— Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) August 26, 2021

It’s all happening,

Mbappe to Madrid, Ronaldo to PSG might make sense.

Possibly not the best week for Man City to be pursuing someone with serious allegations made against him but they seem to be favourites from the gossip.

Ronaldo doesnt make sense to anywhere tbh

Spurs rumoured to have agreed personal terms with Ilaix Moriba, which seems like incredibly good news if true.

lol, he’s also agreed personal terms with RB Leipzig so might not be that fussy.

"frying pan issue needs urgent resolution- all fires considered. PO Box 582"

Sissoko off to Watford

Like a new signing, that

Aurier to Lille looks likely too.

Depending, but yeah

Two sales where the phrase "at any price" comes to mind

My respect for Levy went up a little when I found out he got a transfer fee for Joe Hart, tbh.

It's a disaster for Joe Hart! 😮

AZ Alkmaar get an almost instant response and it's a goal that Celtic's defence and goalkeeper will want to forget 😬 pic.twitter.com/lcG4KdnZh6

— Premier Sports (@PremierSportsTV) August 26, 2021

Salty pep is perhaps the least likeable manager in football

I guess Ronaldo back to Utd is now a thing

I'd rather not tbh

Clearly makes sense to bring Ronaldo back and not do anything about your central midfield

Ronaldo as a 6

OFFICIAL. Cristiano Ronaldo joins Manchester United, official statement from club announces. He’s BACK. 🔴🇵🇹 #MUFC #Ronaldo

— Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) August 27, 2021

And may God have mercy on our souls

Tiny news beside moussa sissoko moving to watford for a scarce believable fee

Is he playing centre forward for ye or what dyou reckon NN

The sum total of what Man U have paid to sign CR7 twice is what Villa have just paid for Ollie Watkins.

I...guess? Haven't really watched him for Juve but he still plays in a free role from the left for Portugal. And the left side of the attack is our most stacked area, whereas we definitely lack a reliable poacher type

I've heard that he plays on the left and he plays on the right.

Just heard Ollie say about Cron "such a tremendous human being as well"

He keeps himself in shape and gives a lot to charity what's the problem