Fuck Off Back To The Little Leagues: EPL 21/22

oh well

Well whaT fuck do I knoe...

Arsenal have 'got' nothing lmao

(not typing, appparently)

Lukaku proper rheilee

The most rheillee

Arsenal... still look better? (loving these stripy socks btw)

Actually Arsenal have no midfield, this will be 3-0

that's a penalty, first nailed on decision i've seen today

Will nothing arrest the mecha-stomp of Chelsea to the quadruple City spurned?

Chelsea will win the league, possibly FA cup too. CL lol no. League cup will be someone random, or Fucken City Again. Ian Cathro will be Prime Minister, yeah what the fuck do I know...

Actually WREXAM for the FA Cup

*WREXHAM

PSG CL

Arsenal have one (1) player, his name is Kieran Tierney

I have exactly 3 notions: Tierney = Player, Lukaku = rheillee, Cathro = future Necastle manger

(4) vodka

Tierney was culpable for both goals

^^^not rheillee

Told Tottenham bid for Adama Traore is anticipated by Wolves before window closes. Lage is anticipating more signings. Question is whether the two are linked.

— Simon Stone (@sistoney67) August 23, 2021

Arsenal have one player and his name is Partey, no Partey, no party. Trying to play the control obsessed, joyless anti football of fashist ken doll, Arteta, is obviously going to break him.

Lamela has scored the same number of league goals in 90 minutes playing for Sevilla as he did in his last two seasons at Spurs combined.

I suspect Ndombele will thrive wherever he ends up too.

Doesnt make either a bad sale for spurs tbf sunken cost fallacy etc

Of course youd look at ndombele and easy know how the cost was sunk the fat shite

Finwlly

we are concentrating on the league obv. but no need for our manager to sub Sinani and bring on our L1 standard right-back just at the point we had 10 man Everton under the cosh. We were royally arseholing them before Moise Kean had his moment btw.

It was incredible to see the reception from the Spurs fans on Sunday and to read some of the messages of support I've had in the last few weeks. 👏⚽

I will be staying at Tottenham this summer and will be 100% focused on helping the team achieve success. #COYS pic.twitter.com/uTN78tHlk1

— Harry Kane (@HKane) August 25, 2021

bless him, he's come through with his dignity intact

lol at kane
I will be staying at Tottenham this summer and will be 100% focused on .. making sure I get that fucking move done next summer

I think hes the type that doesnt know how to play within himself, and you own players on a year by year basis anyway it seems, so im not bothered what his plans are for next year tbh once we get another fifty games from him this

What an ass he made of himself tho

https://www.irishexaminer.com/sport/soccer/arid-40366721.html

Expert level

lol, his brother announcing it was a done deal at his wedding is such a classic.

mark my words, you wouldn't want to play chess with Charlie Kane.

I mean thats a fact the gormless charmless clueless berk

Kane angling for a new contract and £400k a week, apparently.

See no reason to give it tbh

Hes as likely to fetch 120m next year as this tbh and a payrise would be a pisstake in the circs

I know it's his team and that but does it raise questions about his ambition? idk

I think he’s seen how serious a really top club is about signing him (not very), he knows Mbappe, Lewandowski and Haaland will all be available in the next 12 months, and he’s just gonna stick at Spurs now forever

Hard to see the case for either party signing an extension at this stage tho

I just think the Kane family has decided it’s too hard to do anything other than stay at Spurs, but at least they can make an even bigger pile of money because now Spurs have seen that Kane is willing to (ineptly) try to force a move and maybe they’re shitting themselves now or something. I don’t think they are very good at this though and I agree there’s no need for Spurs to do anything at all.

Sell him next year for 140 million to whoever doesnt get haaland or mbappe or possibly lewandowski

Ive long thought bayern as the latters replacement his most natural football-only move tbh

But paying him an extra 5m next year only for him to be damned-certain off anyway is nonsense

Holding on to players too big for yr board's ambition is nonsense and id much more welcome a dortmund approach- two more where you came from, our value is as sifter of and platform for young talent

Not like we win anything anyway

Mendy suspended by city after four charges of sexual assault made

I said in the pub a few weeks ago that Chelsea were maybe the only genuine fit for Kane among the big teams then they bought Lukaka for £50M less.

Hed fit a lot of places tbf but we dont deal with them anymore

Kane starts tonight.

Winks playing like bernabeu mode

Absolutely loving this wing based doesnt matter youngster thrill

🚨🚨🌕| PSG have accepted Real Madrid's offer of 170M+10M in bonuses. Mbappé will be in Madrid tomorrow. @jfelixdiaz #rmalive

— Madrid Zone (@theMadridZone) August 26, 2021

I cant keep track anymore is this good or bad

Apparently this genuinely was Mbappe’s boyhood dream so I guess that’s nice but other than that who gives a fuck really - it should feel like a terrible blow for PSG but they have so much money that it’s impossible to care. No stakes, no jeopardy. Obviously amazing for Madrid but fuck them. Barcelona/Atleti the big losers.

Confirmed. Cristiano Ronaldo has definitely decided to LEAVE Juventus and he asked the club to be sold. ❌⚪️⚫️ #Juventus #Ronaldo pic.twitter.com/JCcAwaYX9U

— Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) August 26, 2021

It’s all happening,

Mbappe to Madrid, Ronaldo to PSG might make sense.

Possibly not the best week for Man City to be pursuing someone with serious allegations made against him but they seem to be favourites from the gossip.