A really enjoyable ceremonial sacrifice tho
― crisp, Tuesday, 10 August 2021 18:14 (two years ago) link
Like we’d all think of it fondly for a long time to come
― crisp, Tuesday, 10 August 2021 18:15 (two years ago) link
Queen Elizabeth Scolds Prince Andrew For Having Sex With Minors Outside Of Royal Bloodline https://t.co/cJJhOW1ydE pic.twitter.com/vgWXOd5h3o— The Onion (@TheOnion) August 10, 2021
― frogbs, Tuesday, 10 August 2021 19:03 (two years ago) link
I feel like royalty feel as if theyre genuinely untouchable, is the other thing. Not just the UK royal family but the house of Saud, Euro royals, the lot. Its like theyre on another planet, and I guarantee the bulk of this filth bucket's contents is such people.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 11 August 2021 05:45 (two years ago) link
what is this stupid "but she's smiling on that photo with Andrew" argument that always comes up? it's only illegal when they cry? FFS
― StanM, Wednesday, 11 August 2021 06:06 (two years ago) link
“by no proceeding known to law can the Queen be made personally responsible for any act done by her; if (to give an absurd example) the Queen were herself to shoot the Premier through the head, no court in England could take cognizance of the act.”
A V Dicey explaining Lilibet's (and her great grandmother's) absolute immunity from criminal liability in England. That shit doesn't apply to the kids though. For example the paedo's sister was convicted of failing to control her dogs in Windsor Great Park when they bit two children.
― calzino, Wednesday, 11 August 2021 07:51 (two years ago) link
If only the Queen would loosen her corsets and do something absurd every now and again.
― Soundtracked by an ecojazz mixtape (Tom D.), Wednesday, 11 August 2021 07:54 (two years ago) link
Stoop Crone (Trayce) at 6:45 11 Aug 21I feel like royalty feel as if theyre genuinely untouchable, is the other thing. Not just the UK royal family but the house of Saud, Euro royals, the lot. Its like theyre on another planet, and I guarantee the bulk of this filth bucket's contents is such people
― A viking of frowns, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 11 August 2021 07:58 (two years ago) link
agonizing. and why did bill gates have to 'raise money' anyway
WATCH: @JudyWoodruff asks Bill Gates about his meetings with Jeffrey Epstein a decade ago, after Epstein had already been convicted of sex crimes."Those meetings were a mistake," Gates says. "They didn't result in what he purported and I cut them off." pic.twitter.com/7gg9osnzpu— PBS NewsHour (@NewsHour) September 21, 2021
― global tetrahedron, Wednesday, 22 September 2021 13:07 (two years ago) link
not sure if the "hes dead... so you have to be careful" part came off like he intended
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 22 September 2021 15:57 (two years ago) link
Telegraph headline on the web this afternoon: "18 Days to Save Prince Andrew's Reputation"
Lads, I think that horse has gone
― look on my guacs, ye mighty, and dis pear (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 22 September 2021 16:35 (two years ago) link
What lol pic.twitter.com/KnWK4Fcpr8— Ken Klippenstein (@kenklippenstein) November 17, 2021
― papal hotwife (milo z), Thursday, 18 November 2021 03:49 (two years ago) link
‘As a fresher I wandered into Balliol JCR one day and found a shiny glamazon with naughty eyes holding court astride a table, a high-heeled boot resting on my brother Boris’s thigh’
― papal hotwife (milo z), Thursday, 18 November 2021 03:50 (two years ago) link
._.
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 18 November 2021 03:51 (two years ago) link
That's the British ruling class for you. She's supposedly the acceptable member of the Johnson family too.
― When Smeato Met Moaty (Tom D.), Thursday, 18 November 2021 08:40 (two years ago) link
acceptable = allegedly more morally upright than Boris because she voted Remain
― calzino, Thursday, 18 November 2021 08:45 (two years ago) link
Being more morally upright than Boris Johnson is about as low as a bar can get tbf.
― When Smeato Met Moaty (Tom D.), Thursday, 18 November 2021 08:53 (two years ago) link
Pretty sure Stanley voted remain also.
― Mark G, Thursday, 18 November 2021 09:09 (two years ago) link
yep he did vote + campaign for remain and then changed his mind when they lost!
― calzino, Thursday, 18 November 2021 09:15 (two years ago) link
Wonderful family.
― When Smeato Met Moaty (Tom D.), Thursday, 18 November 2021 09:25 (two years ago) link
lol
― treeship., Thursday, 18 November 2021 10:39 (two years ago) link
That subheader is just unbelievably fucking funny tho
Imagining it drifting in on the breeze gently like a little jingle
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Thursday, 18 November 2021 10:43 (two years ago) link
The UK right's discovery of the efficacy of shitposting has been an unfortunate development
― imago, Thursday, 18 November 2021 10:51 (two years ago) link
https://metro.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/PRC_210903491.jpg?quality=90&strip=all
― When Smeato Met Moaty (Tom D.), Monday, 29 November 2021 11:17 (two years ago) link
strong softcore deviantart vibe there
― When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Monday, 29 November 2021 16:11 (two years ago) link
holy shit this courtroom sketch
imagine doing a court illustration of ghislaine maxwell while she stares directly at you and draws you right back pic.twitter.com/zGQBSkSbzl— ¬(abcdentminded) (@abcdentminded) December 2, 2021
― frogbs, Thursday, 2 December 2021 20:15 (two years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YojNaEJf_1k0:50
― Goofy the Grifter (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 2 December 2021 20:17 (two years ago) link
https://64.media.tumblr.com/e02cb3d430354638ff24165787fc5b5f/tumblr_p5mm57nSoW1qzs7uio8_r1_540.gifv
― Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 2 December 2021 20:25 (two years ago) link
ghislaine maxwell was one of the most popular reddit posters in the world lmfao perfect https://t.co/5WELAYzZFf— br◎seph (@on3ness) December 4, 2021
― Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Saturday, 4 December 2021 20:26 (two years ago) link
This is pretty wild, but not 100% proven so far
― Muad'Doob (Moodles), Saturday, 4 December 2021 20:30 (two years ago) link
It's a poster's world, we just live in it.
― papal hotwife (milo z), Saturday, 4 December 2021 20:31 (two years ago) link
posted every day for ~eight years and stopped the day she was arrested + user name = sur name + childhood home, and bunch of other stuff
― lag∞n, Sunday, 5 December 2021 04:17 (two years ago) link
reddit’s shiny glamazon is a great claim to fame
― estela, Sunday, 5 December 2021 08:59 (two years ago) link
Why did the hard drives in Epstein's NY mansion have evidence already on them with the FBI arrived? pic.twitter.com/8IpGpWWw7Z— julie k. brown (@jkbjournalist) December 7, 2021
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 7 December 2021 03:09 (two years ago) link
like anyone, i have a roll of evidence tape i use for normal household applications
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 7 December 2021 03:17 (two years ago) link
girlboss moves:
Is this some kind of niche deviantART fantasy or is Ghislaine Maxwell really obsessively eyefucking a court sketch artist? pic.twitter.com/2GfwWHOW4q— The Man Who Shot Liberty Mutual (@Decervelage) December 7, 2021
― mark s, Tuesday, 7 December 2021 11:54 (two years ago) link
You had a drawing that captured Ghislaine Maxwell drawing you, which people were very struck by.
In the pretrials in that little courtroom, that’s when the sketching started. She sketched me a few times in a row. Then she started nodding at me and waving at me. She even spoke to me once. It’s really great for me. I’m not going to wreck it. I’m going to keep it going. I need to see her face. It’s like a photographer — they wait for that moment and say someone’s name and they turn to them. That’s the same thing.
https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2021/12/ghislaine-maxwell-trial-a-chat-with-the-sketch-artist.html
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 7 December 2021 12:33 (two years ago) link
excellent interview! thank you ilxor lag∞n
― mark s, Tuesday, 7 December 2021 13:15 (two years ago) link
choire is the best, wonderful to see him blog again
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 7 December 2021 15:23 (two years ago) link
Yeah, that was amazing
― Goofy the Grifter (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 8 December 2021 00:06 (two years ago) link
This is a hideous and serious court case but nonetheless it is the gift that keeps on giving...
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/content/dam/world-news/2021/12/08/TELEMMGLPICT000280099936_trans_NvBQzQNjv4BqqdaxvPB-T9QzWYgMZuZl2IunOVt0NT5jTEE8gwx7KA0.jpeg
― When Smeato Met Moaty (Tom D.), Wednesday, 8 December 2021 10:09 (two years ago) link
“Do you see anyone in this courtroom who has ever given you a massage?” <== real quote
― Josefa, Friday, 10 December 2021 21:35 (two years ago) link
do i see anyone who has not?
― mark s, Friday, 10 December 2021 21:40 (two years ago) link
say what you want about the guy but he did really love massages
― lag∞n, Friday, 10 December 2021 21:41 (two years ago) link
doesnt seem like its going well for the government
I think I can count on one hand the new things we learned in the Ghislaine Maxwell trial, and now the prosecution has rested. https://t.co/DVIZW3jJod— choire (@Choire) December 10, 2021
― lag∞n, Friday, 10 December 2021 22:37 (two years ago) link
is this true? I've heard very little about the case since it started, not clear what's going on here
― Muad'Doob (Moodles), Friday, 10 December 2021 22:47 (two years ago) link
i trust choire
― lag∞n, Friday, 10 December 2021 22:47 (two years ago) link
Those pictures of Epstein and his f'n plane makes me wish I was a Dr. Doom level supervillain as I would arm a bunch of 15 year old E-Sports wannabees with SAM and cruise missiles to just watch them competitively try to pick off billionaires private jets out of the sky for fun.
― earlnash, Saturday, 11 December 2021 06:35 (two years ago) link
I guess you could file that under powerball winning dreams.
― earlnash, Saturday, 11 December 2021 06:36 (two years ago) link
I guess this was inspired by tonights Dateline about that Nygard monster.
That one I had not even heard about...good lord humanity sucks.
― earlnash, Saturday, 11 December 2021 06:39 (two years ago) link