Donald Trump: Classic or Dud?

"of befriending a group that is intent on killing me"

what could this be alluding to?

So he owned the bus, drove it, taught his son and grandson how to drive it, was elected transportation czar on his Facebook neighborhood HOA page by a friend, and a clown as well?

i think the group is muslims, they keep asking him to convert to their religion and be subject to SHARIA LAW

I am sleepy

"I'm tired of hearing them blame their problems on discrimination, or the government."

wait I missed this the first time...wut?

can the following people die in a one huge plane crash:

Trump
Anthony Sabatini
Giuliani
every former press secretary of DJT
DeSantis
Abbott
Rubio
Aubrey Huff
Kevin McCarthy
Mo Brooks
Boebert
MJG
McConnell
Cotton
Tucker Carlson
Sean Hannity
Dan Bongino
Hawley

and then we can call it the day the fascists died

and we'd be singing

What a surprise the "fuck your feelings" crowd wants the world to bend to the will of their feelings

He’s on his way out, tough. Soon sweet death will arrive to fix everything for
him

These people hate Facebook but can't quit it

i kind of want sarah huckabee sanders back though

I fear Neanderthal's plan would give us President Ben Shapiro

Fun fact: in the Harry Potter universe his name is also a spell that summons a bench out of thin air

loooool A+!

I do like seeing this thread hover in tandem with the obituary thread. As anxious as the latter makes me, it's worth it!

what time was he getting reinstated again today?

I juggled being a father, a husband, a grandfather, a teacher, a bus driver, a business owner, a community servant, an elected official, a friend, and an employee. I’m a bitch I’m a lover I’m a child I’m a mother

A child and a mother, I'll give you.

Way Too 'On The Nose', 2021...

The Cullman Alabama Trump rally happening today has penned up his supporters in livestock cages. pic.twitter.com/Z87eISCITX

— Sun (@Suncelnumber2) August 21, 2021

TIL what a sundown town is

one of our more egregiously ugly parts of American history amidst an admittedly overwhelming selection of choices

can't believe it was only 7 years ago that tim mcgraw released an album called "sundown heaven town" without any controversy

o_O

In the run-up to the 20th anniversary of 9/11, Donald Trump is doing interviews with conservative media - in this case, Hugh Hewitt - suggesting Osama Bin Laden wasn't that big of a deal and wasn't a "monster." pic.twitter.com/3xJXVn2AIM

— Mehdi Hasan (@mehdirhasan) August 26, 2021

"The guys I got were bigger!"

"bin laden had one hit, and it was a bad one, in New York City, the World Trade Center"

of course, the USS cole was another classic bin laden hit

Not many people got killed on 9/11, but each and every one of them started a band.

i'm sure hugh hewitt pressed him closely on this

pains me to admit it but this guy could say some deeply funny shit from time to time

no

"bin laden had one hit, and it was a bad one, in New York City, the World Trade Center"

of course, the USS cole was another classic bin laden hit

― professional anti- (Karl Malone), Thursday, August 26, 2021 9:22 PM (forty-one minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Bin Laden more of a singles artist; never really put together a cohesive album.

which was his New Jersey

That's a one-hot-attack-every-ten-year average
And that's so laaaaaame

bin laden was just doing "that thing you do" starring tom hanks

bid Laden's first group at Oxford... he played bass I think:

https://external-preview.redd.it/zLFjbFP-cy9z4mR-pcBG5ZcDmJTwvTVkMfC2BLVI2t8.jpg

that's him on the right

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1595000/images/_1595205_laden300.jpg

"bin laden had one hit, and it was a bad one, in New York City, the World Trade Center"

lmao. frogbs otm unfortunately—Trump could be funny.

His way of speaking is so distinctive. The syntax is unmistakable.

Donald Trump claims he will invoke executive privilege to block the January 6th committee from obtaining documents from him and members of his administration

One problem. As a former president, Trump has no authority to invoke executive privilege

— Edward Hardy (@EdwardTHardy) August 27, 2021

Such a dipshit, but the way things are going in this timeline it will probably still somehow work.

It probably helps his case somewhat that he's actually still the president and will be returning to the WH any day now.

won't that be a party

bin Laden's first group at Oxford... he played bass I think:

But his sense of time was a bit subpar. His bandmates would secretly refer to him as "Osama's Been Laggin'."

DADDY PLEASE LOVE ME

Lol pic.twitter.com/1L1rIbZoe2

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) September 6, 2021

I wonder whose books those are behind him? Some rich people buy random books just to have something on the shelves.

Books by the Foot, it's a real business

https://www.politico.com/news/magazine/2020/12/26/books-by-the-foot-washington-dc-covid-books-440347

^ Some real 'heat death of western culture' vibes right there

Scores of giant reels of old data tape would be a good accent there.

A poster of his hair's evolution, like the pictures of glaciers retreating.

xp

yeah. it reminds me of madison cawthorn, who got rid of whatever "policy" employees he had early on in DC and instead set up a "communications team". i won't doomandgloom the entire northern/western hemisphere just yet, but it all points toward a future where political office and/or punditry is like constructing a hollywood set and constructing nothing but an image, leaving all substance behind for good.

easy to say it's already like that, but there are always many degrees of this shit. reagan was a pioneer

or in other words, pee wee herman sits in the little video booth to talk to oprah, turns around and pulls down the "smart politician book backdrop", and then screams "i'm a swing vote, huh-HUH!"

my sincerest negative take on people nowadays is to say “that is not a serious person.”

“not serious” is some kind of amalgamation or conflation of in bad faith, moronic, self-dealing, cruel, damaged, and like, actively traumatized.