Nothing makes me more angry than our current casino-meets-Kafka healthcare "system."
― DJI, Wednesday, 4 August 2021 17:48 (four years ago)
yes. i am very lucky in that my only current interaction with it is to beg for a refill for depression medication every 3 months. if i had to go for chronic treatment i think i would explode
― Read between the lines Zach (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 4 August 2021 17:53 (four years ago)
i ran a very interesting instagram story "poll" last night (i'm at @zach_tbd there btw).
i asked people what kind of price range they would be most interested in, if they thinking about buy something of mine. instagram is kinda dumb so i could only have 4 options (and i had to pick a "correct" answer, lol), and there was no option to select multiple options or all of the above. but it came out like this:
7 - $10-$30 (zines, tapes, small prints, etc)10 - $30-$100 (smaller works on paper; acrylic or watercolor)9 - $100-$250 (smaller acrylic/oil works on canvas)3 - $500+ (oil on larger canvases)
which was about what i was thinking it would be! personally, when i buy art, it's usually in that first or second category - rarely over $75. it's really useful to me to know the distribution, though, because i think i've been spending a bit too much time on large canvases, paintings that take me weeks and weeks and that i revise a million times. i'll still do those, but i need to pepper in more smaller, one-night paintings and drawings.
i am also going to start making prints, i think. not of paintings, though. i had a really good, long conversation with a friend of mine who adamantly against selling prints. i don't 100% agree with her, but i did come away thinking that while i would make prints of things that i make on my computer, or prints of sketches or drawings or whatever, i won't do prints of larger paintings, at least for now;
― Read between the lines Zach (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 4 August 2021 18:06 (four years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/1sODJ4j.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/nGpT51l.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/VtGAFRd.jpg
i rehabbed my very first attempt at oil painting, which was a painting of the shed outside the cabin i stayed at up in stoner ridge WI. the background was interesting, the trees, but the shed was awful. so it felt really good to turn it upside-down and just paint over the whole thing. i feel like i did right by the ethos of stoner ridge, and it only took me a few hours and is small so i'll be able to sell it for less than other things! #feelinggood
― Read between the lines Zach (Karl Malone), Thursday, 5 August 2021 02:18 (four years ago)
really like that one!
― assert (matttkkkk), Thursday, 5 August 2021 02:42 (four years ago)
i think i just fucked it up! :-o
i always keep going a little too far. i'm stopping now
― Read between the lines Zach (Karl Malone), Thursday, 5 August 2021 02:54 (four years ago)
the sad thing is that it all started by trying to sign the damn thing in the lower-left!
https://i.imgur.com/jh6eavC.jpg
but i am going to just stop for now, lol, and potentially "fix" it a bit tomorrow.
― Read between the lines Zach (Karl Malone), Thursday, 5 August 2021 02:57 (four years ago)
digging that broadway boogie woogie energy and happy you are head down in the making art phase of your life right now
― think “Gypsy-Pixie” and misspelled. (We are a white family.) (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 5 August 2021 16:47 (four years ago)
https://www.twitch.tv/zach_tbd
live painting irl online no dcma live
― Read between the lines Zach (Karl Malone), Friday, 6 August 2021 00:24 (four years ago)
No fair unless we get to hear what you are listening to!
― Carlos Santana & Mahavishnu Rob Thomas (PBKR), Friday, 6 August 2021 00:41 (four years ago)
I’m taking a Burger King break! I got kicked off Instagram live yesterday for listening to music! They are crazy with that shit
― Read between the lines Zach (Karl Malone), Friday, 6 August 2021 01:02 (four years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/pA61XBX.jpg
― Read between the lines Zach (Karl Malone), Monday, 9 August 2021 09:47 (four years ago)
sorry. this is almost the same, but not. i meant to post this
https://i.imgur.com/p9nSAkY.jpg
― Read between the lines Zach (Karl Malone), Monday, 9 August 2021 09:49 (four years ago)
is that you as a championship trophy on the right?
― think “Gypsy-Pixie” and misspelled. (We are a white family.) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 9 August 2021 12:12 (four years ago)
I would never paint myself, because I would turn out to be some horrific beast! This is why I can’t take commissions that are portraits right now
― Read between the lines Zach (Karl Malone), Monday, 9 August 2021 15:47 (four years ago)
i am doing an instagram sale in a few days. Thursday, 7pm US central time. @zach_tbd, but you can also contact me via ANY METHOD AT ALL, including just posting here.
smaller/acrylic things will be around $50-150, while larger/oil things will be $300-$1 BILLION. i will be taking "bids" during the day and then determining who gets what by the time i pass out. my way of making things ok is that if I get a large, life-altering bid, that life-altering bid will go toward mutual aid instead of me. so lurker, that 10x volume of the ilx poster, hypothetically, if you're out there and are wealthy, please just give me money so i can make a big donation. that is my "scheme" and i would love if white wealthy people would give me their money
― Read between the lines Zach (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 10 August 2021 01:09 (four years ago)
almost everything is 24x18"/acrylic on canvas unless otherwise specified
https://i.imgur.com/JlOb672.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/1XyStCv.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/gcRUvyj.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/9EpSrGR.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/eit5doK.jpg
― Read between the lines Zach (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 10 August 2021 01:12 (four years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/r9M39VC.jpg
24"x18", oil+acrylic on canvas. this was my first attempt at oil painting a cabin in the woods. it was bad. upside-down, painted over it the toher day. "It's All Over"
― Read between the lines Zach (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 10 August 2021 01:13 (four years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/siV3Kc0.jpg
The Light was Like Darkness, 24x18", oil on canvas.
First _completed_ oil on canvas. made out at Stoner Ridge, Purple Haze Acres, WI
― Read between the lines Zach (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 10 August 2021 01:14 (four years ago)
both of these are huge, high-reslution images:
https://i.imgur.com/buxOzDf.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/CUD5ZmZ.jpg
both of these are for a commission, 60x40", oil on canvas. she's deciding between the two right now. I will probably be begging someone else to buy the other one for $700 soon
― Read between the lines Zach (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 10 August 2021 01:16 (four years ago)
(this is on wood btw)
― Read between the lines Zach (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 10 August 2021 01:18 (four years ago)
i am nervous for tomorrow. i hate that feeling when the "party" has started and no one has showed up yet. and then 15 minutes passes like that and you open up the second beer for yourself. but then, usually, sometimes, the party starts and it is ok.
i guess what i'm saying is i will probably be drinking during the "sale" because i am a nervous wreck
― Read between the lines Zach (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 11 August 2021 20:18 (four years ago)
i'm doing my art sale now
https://www.instagram.com/p/CSfmTXANnjH/
― Read between the lines Zach (Karl Malone), Friday, 13 August 2021 01:05 (four years ago)
go get em
― think “Gypsy-Pixie” and misspelled. (We are a white family.) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 13 August 2021 15:13 (four years ago)
I have learned that I need to be making more paintings of plants
― Read between the lines Zach (Karl Malone), Friday, 13 August 2021 15:23 (four years ago)
Baldessari said it best ...
https://www.thebroad.org/sites/default/files/art/baldessari_tipsforartists.jpg
― nickn, Friday, 13 August 2021 16:18 (four years ago)
haha, yeah i've read that before! and make sense. one of my current sidequests is to hide some extremely morbid props inside of some lovely flowers and bright landscapes :)
― Read between the lines Zach (Karl Malone), Friday, 13 August 2021 16:20 (four years ago)
4 different people asked to buy this one!
https://i.imgur.com/QziG4wm.jpg
so i let them know i'll have more plants soon :)
― Read between the lines Zach (Karl Malone), Friday, 13 August 2021 16:24 (four years ago)
I'm guessing you could combine your love of "horticulture" with your art and target a specific audience :)
― DJI, Friday, 13 August 2021 16:57 (four years ago)
loooolif i ever do that...i guess...i don't know. that would be a new era for sure!
― Read between the lines Zach (Karl Malone), Friday, 13 August 2021 19:06 (four years ago)
There are artists who make good money painting bottles of wine, so who knows?
― nickn, Friday, 13 August 2021 20:50 (four years ago)
https://www.ebay.com/itm/273773662966
Thomas Arvid, Wine Artist - "Tour de Force", $51,999
― nickn, Friday, 13 August 2021 20:56 (four years ago)
Zach TBD, "the whining artist"
might be able to trick some people :p
― Read between the lines Zach (Karl Malone), Friday, 13 August 2021 21:06 (four years ago)
i did ok last night! i sold about $850 worth of stuff. that's definitely a bit below my living costs for the month, haha, but I'm reminding myself that when i started on this life/art scheme i told myself that it would probably take a least a year or two before i start breaking even each month. i feel pretty good about where i'm at so far!
― Read between the lines Zach (Karl Malone), Friday, 13 August 2021 21:09 (four years ago)
heh, by chance i happened to see this just now:
https://i.imgur.com/HiAFtsj.jpg
― Read between the lines Zach (Karl Malone), Friday, 13 August 2021 22:42 (four years ago)
Haha. Any acknowledgement of Baldessari's work? Or is it considered well-known enough that it's not necessary?
― nickn, Friday, 13 August 2021 23:00 (four years ago)
i think the latter, but i'm not sure. i only ran across stuff a few years ago, but i imagine he's probably in the standard art school curriculum? i have no idea what the kids learn
― Read between the lines Zach (Karl Malone), Friday, 13 August 2021 23:12 (four years ago)
you can lead a horticulture
― think “Gypsy-Pixie” and misspelled. (We are a white family.) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 13 August 2021 23:27 (four years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/CB8APjV.jpg
― Read between the lines Zach (Karl Malone), Saturday, 14 August 2021 05:12 (four years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/lvPP6K3.jpg
― Read between the lines Zach (Karl Malone), Saturday, 14 August 2021 18:39 (four years ago)
about done with this one, i think, though as always i'm looking at it now and i see so much that i want to work on still. i've spent way too much time on it, though, along with its cursed twin, that green one on the right.
this is my first big commission that i started at my new (well, not new now) space, so i'm hoping they'll like it. but either way, it'll probably be the last of its size (40x60") because those are difficult (for me) to sell at the moment.
― Read between the lines Zach (Karl Malone), Saturday, 14 August 2021 18:45 (four years ago)
i will spam this thread with even more of that same damn painting in a few days, when i finish it up and take a photo of it with something better than iphone8
Would you do a photograph commission?
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Saturday, 14 August 2021 20:14 (four years ago)
you mean, to take a photograph? i've never thought about it i guess! you have my email right? let me know what you're thinking!
― Karl Malone, Saturday, 14 August 2021 20:36 (four years ago)
Will do :)
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Sunday, 15 August 2021 02:45 (four years ago)
quincie no worries but if you sent anything i didn't get it! i've changed emails a bunch recently but my current preferred address is tbdzach 4t the gm4i1 dort comm
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 15 August 2021 21:19 (four years ago)
in the next few days i thought i'd try to crank out a few different versions of these plants from different angles
https://i.imgur.com/nXGfSSP.jpg
i will paint like the wind - quickly, everchanging, floating, fast, invisibly, through porous objects, under the doorcracks, out of the windows, anonymously
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 15 August 2021 21:24 (four years ago)
but also, like none of those things, and with a brush, getting it all over myself in the process and then accidentally biting my nails and getting paint in my mouth, raving mad, drinking in the studio, smoking, and listening to master of puppets over and over while reminding myself that i don't really approve of this kind of paranoid, drunk raging pointing accusing hetfield persona of the era, but goddamn it's so good
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 15 August 2021 21:26 (four years ago)
Zach please don’t get paint in your mouth
― Clara Lemlich stan account (silby), Monday, 16 August 2021 05:10 (four years ago)
i will whatever it takes
― Karl Malone, Monday, 16 August 2021 05:13 (four years ago)