When I was volunteering at the clinic, I told everyone to immediately take a picture of the card after. There were even people that had lost theirs already, and this was back in March.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 4 August 2021 02:44 (four years ago)
Lost mine almost immediately but I guess CVS would have me in their records for a replacement?
― Joe Bombin (milo z), Wednesday, 4 August 2021 02:57 (four years ago)
If they don't have any records that increases the chance I can clandestinely swoop in for shot three
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 4 August 2021 03:01 (four years ago)
Washington and several other states (Maryland, Virginia, Mississippi, some others) are using myIR to provide electronic access to official vaccination records.
― Jaq, Wednesday, 4 August 2021 04:14 (four years ago)
my records are electronic. when I go onto my United Healthcare website, they have a list of my shots (the dates are all wrong though)
― making splashes at Dan Flashes (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 4 August 2021 13:10 (four years ago)
I can access mine through KP too, but it's a pain in the ass to find them in the app and not bring up a bunch of other info.
― Jaq, Wednesday, 4 August 2021 13:31 (four years ago)
just gonna pay peple to dress up as antibodies and walk around with me
― making splashes at Dan Flashes (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 4 August 2021 13:38 (four years ago)
Places like Staples can make credit card-sized laminated versions of those vax cards, I might plop for one of those.
― henry s, Wednesday, 4 August 2021 13:46 (four years ago)
They've recommended against laminating cards, iirc, because they might need booster information added in the future.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 4 August 2021 13:48 (four years ago)
Yeah, not saying you ditch the oversized paper card, just downsize and laminate to fit in your wallet. Paper card gets updated with booster info, then it's back to Staples.
― henry s, Wednesday, 4 August 2021 13:51 (four years ago)
I have scans of everyone's here, and I've already emailed them to various places for various reasons.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 4 August 2021 13:57 (four years ago)
fwiw we keep them tucked into our passports, where we know we won't lose them.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 4 August 2021 13:58 (four years ago)
Beginning to think it would in fact be a lot more convenient if they *had* pumped 5G into our veins.
― henry s, Wednesday, 4 August 2021 14:00 (four years ago)
If I was magnetized and broadcast 5G there would be a place for me in the MCU.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 4 August 2021 14:02 (four years ago)
I have scans of everyone's here
omg how did u get my info
― making splashes at Dan Flashes (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 4 August 2021 14:06 (four years ago)
Neanderthal's a first-class extortionist.
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 4 August 2021 14:09 (four years ago)
vax cards should be like those giant checks they have in sweepstakes or gameshows
― Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Wednesday, 4 August 2021 14:42 (four years ago)
Gotta say I'm kinda surprised to see the vehemence in Twitter replies to these venues, bars and restaurants around here that have announced they are requiring vaccines. I'd say a little more than half is positive replies, happy to see the announcement, but the other replies? Holy shit, even the pro-mask, pro-vaccine contingent, liberal presenting crowd is suddenly screaming "TYRANNY", "MY FREEDOM". Holy fuck so many broken brains.
― a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 4 August 2021 14:50 (four years ago)
How many of these people are legitimate, though, and how many are telephone tough guys. Assuming the 'MAH FREEDOMS!!!' crowd wouldn't be contributing heavily to these venues' bottom line under other circumstances.At any rate, fuck 'em. Seeing a show isn't a god-given right, you fuckin' mush-brained human prolapses.
― Marty J. Bilge (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 4 August 2021 14:56 (four years ago)
Oh yeah, I'm sure 95% of them would crumple the first time they were asked to present their cards, still just obnoxious to see them pushing the same MAGAt agenda and helping do their work for them.
― a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 4 August 2021 14:58 (four years ago)
My patience with anyone who's resistant to the common sense measures we need to collectively take in order to get back to anything resembling normal has eroded completely at this point. Get on board or forfeit your right to be treated like a mentally-sound adult (basically forever imo). I'm done with you mewling toddlers and your cwanky widdle naptime tantrums.
― Marty J. Bilge (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 4 August 2021 15:03 (four years ago)
You aren't wrong, I'm with you.
― a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 4 August 2021 15:04 (four years ago)
Seems Pitchfork Fest announcing they will requires masks is breaking a shit ton of brains this morning, if the absolute meltdowns on Twitter and reddit are any indication.
― a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 4 August 2021 15:23 (four years ago)
I'm going and intended to be masked weeks before delta became a thing. People are weird.
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 4 August 2021 15:28 (four years ago)
some of the responses to the news I've seen:
stupid as fuck. sick of catering to those who have severe anxiety problems. I did my part, I got vaxxed, I wore masks for more than a year. I dont give a fuck about moronic anti vaxxers and people afraid to leave their house, fuck off. This science flip flopping shit is insane.
I’m for sure getting a refund. Get a life. Masking outdoors after full vaccinations? People seriously need to get a new hobby. Being a free range hall monitor is so 2020.
― a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 4 August 2021 15:29 (four years ago)
Twitter?
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 4 August 2021 15:30 (four years ago)
I mean, I guess this is all non-shocker news that Americans are fine until the specific thing they want gets impacted and then it's back to, "fuck you all, my freedom!"
xp - reddit for those, but saw some similar takes on twitter (yes I need to stop looking at both)
― a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 4 August 2021 15:31 (four years ago)
Also, this is not news:
https://www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/pitchfork-announces-lineup-for-2021-festival-set-for-september/2511895/
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 4 August 2021 15:32 (four years ago)
tldr: masks were always required when not eating and drinking
tbh I wasn't planning to go this year anyway, so I didn't pay much attention. something seems to have set off a new round of freakouts this morning though, maybe they re-posted the rules and people didn't pay attention before?
― a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 4 August 2021 15:33 (four years ago)
(was not criticizing you btw, just the usual alarmism)
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 4 August 2021 15:37 (four years ago)
fwiw I have been masking again indoors, however my guess is that anything other than a properly fitted N95 is going to make little difference with the contagiousness of Delta and the increasing awareness of transmission by small aerosols that build up in indoor air. Vaccinate and accept there's a pretty good chance you'll still get a mild case of COVID sooner or later imo. It's here to stay.
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Wednesday, 4 August 2021 15:44 (four years ago)
If the point is to protect the unvaccinated (1) masks aren't going to do a great job at that (2) it's hard for me to care if people don't bother to get it (yes there's a tiny, tiny fraction of a percentage of people who can't, but my guess is that there are ten people who have a bullshit medical reason for every person with a real one), (3) the CDC had better tell people what the target % vaccinated is where the restrictions aren't necessary. We can't structure life around a forever war against one virus.
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Wednesday, 4 August 2021 15:46 (four years ago)
Didn't think you were, it's cool. I get that wearing a mask outside is less than ideal, I was just taken aback by the vehemence of some of the responses.
On another, more personal note, we had a near miss in our house last week. My son had been attending a "sports camp" (literally just a 4-hour day camp) that was 80% outside, fully masked, good distancing - we've been really happy about how the programs this summer have been run. I picked him up last week and he said something about a kid who had gotten back from vacation, came for one day, then was out sick and I instantly cringed a little inside. Sure enough, the email about our son being in "close contact" came about an hour later. We've all stayed fine with no fevers and no symptoms, just finished our second round of PCR tests this morning (the 7-days after exposure as recommended) and they were all negative, thank god. But he's still gotta quarantine until the 12th and I was supposed to start back in the office full time Monday, so we're still dealing with child care struggles, but really thankful to have (knock wood) hopefully avoided it. My wife and I are both fully vaxxed so mostly just worried about our son, particularly worrying about him at the exact time of all the dire news over the last week. Credit to his camp and the public health contact tracers for doing a thorough job too.
― a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 4 August 2021 15:47 (four years ago)
personal request to keep this shit on reddit and twitter
― STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Wednesday, 4 August 2021 15:50 (four years ago)
Cool, love to be the only one consistently policed for what I can and can't post itt. Instantly regret sharing anything personal on this thread.
― a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 4 August 2021 15:54 (four years ago)
Our office is now doing masks in common areas and meetings again, but is requiring the remaining ~300 unvaccinated people (out of thousands) to get vaxxed.
― change display name (Jordan), Wednesday, 4 August 2021 15:56 (four years ago)
jfc this thread is filled with links to Twitter threads of people saying obnoxious shit, but suddenly I'm called out for it? If that was just a tweet embed it would have been fine? I feel like there are separate unspoken rules around here depending on your ilx popularity. Fucking annoying.
― a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 4 August 2021 15:58 (four years ago)
the offspring drummer: "Given my personal medical history and the side-effect profile of these jabs, my doctor has advised me not to get a shot at this time," his note read.
"I caught the virus over a year ago, it was mild for me - so I am confident I'd be able to handle it again, but I'm not so certain I'd survive another post-vaccination round of Guillain-Barre Syndrome which dates back to my childhood and has evolved to be progressively worse over my lifetime."
His 'doctor' advised him, and then recommended a magnetic bracelet and some colloidal silver spray
― Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 4 August 2021 16:00 (four years ago)
i think i should just block this thread tbh
― STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Wednesday, 4 August 2021 16:09 (four years ago)
from the UK, not....great, though I don't know that it's time to assume cases are climbing again just yet
First day in a while where reported cases data is higher than a week prior. An 8% increase. pic.twitter.com/anCWwZWv5N— Ryan (@ThatRyanChap) August 4, 2021
― making splashes at Dan Flashes (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 4 August 2021 16:13 (four years ago)
Not that many people have Gulliain-Barre, but it really does suck, and the one person I know who has G-B had a shitty reaction to the first dose of Pfizer and was advised by her doctor, an actual doctor, not to get #2 -- the person in question also has a PhD and can read studies -- I gotta say, if he has Gullain-Barre I'm on Team Offspring Drummer
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 4 August 2021 16:13 (four years ago)
xpost but the rate of drop had been slowing significantly so it's not a great sign
― making splashes at Dan Flashes (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 4 August 2021 16:14 (four years ago)
ie, the wave could be bouncy, down, up, down up
Yeah maybe he's telling the truth but I've always been very suspicious of Offspring drummers in general
― Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 4 August 2021 16:18 (four years ago)
what about Pearl Jam, huh -- 16 drummers in 25 years? Shifty bastards.
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 4 August 2021 16:18 (four years ago)
The offspring drummer also gave lip service to various personal freedoms-based reasons in some of his tweets, didn't he?
― vcrash, Wednesday, 4 August 2021 16:19 (four years ago)
Yeah, he added this: "I do not find it ethical or wise to allow those with the most power (government, corporations, organisations, employers) to dictate medical procedures to those with the least power.”
So maybe he's in the clapton/van morrison school of public health
― Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 4 August 2021 16:30 (four years ago)
I read that something like 30% of antivaxxers have played drums for the Offspring at least once.
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Wednesday, 4 August 2021 16:31 (four years ago)
Fwiw I actually have been seeing stuff suggesting a significantly lower CFR in the delta wave. May not be clear yet if that’s the virus itself or who is mostly getting infected.
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Wednesday, 4 August 2021 16:32 (four years ago)