Goose flying upside down is simply showing off, say experts
https://wgme.com/news/offbeat/goose-flying-upside-down-is-simply-showing-off-say-experts
― diamonddave85 (diamonddave85), Tuesday, 3 August 2021 23:35 (two years ago) link
https://www.sthelensstar.co.uk/news/19510480.st-helens-indie-punk-band-take-jab-pretentious-drinkers-latest-tongue-in-cheek-single
― No Particular Place to POLL (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 14 August 2021 23:31 (two years ago) link
https://variety.com/2021/music/news/nirvana-baby-nevermind-lawsuit-1235048465
― think “Gypsy-Pixie” and misspelled. (We are a white family.) (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 25 August 2021 13:41 (two years ago) link
https://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/2021/08/27/porn-collection-parents-pay-son/5618534001/
― henry s, Friday, 27 August 2021 19:50 (two years ago) link
Just the headline:
'This new class of hot ocean worlds could support life'
https://www.cnn.com/2021/08/26/world/hycean-planets-habitable-scn/index.html
― Spencer Chow, Friday, 27 August 2021 19:57 (two years ago) link
xp lol at that porn story, but i'm kinda with the son on that one... but that's ALOTTA porn
― Nhex, Friday, 27 August 2021 20:40 (two years ago) link
https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/villains/images/7/71/Screenshot_11437.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/340?cb=20200430054041
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Friday, 27 August 2021 20:44 (two years ago) link
oops
https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/villains/images/7/71/Screenshot_11437.png
https://www.itv.com/news/central/2021-09-01/white-supremacist-sentenced-to-read-literary-classics
A young Nazi sympathiser who downloaded bomb-making instructions has been sentenced to read classic novels including 'Pride and Prejudice' instead.
― calzino, Wednesday, 1 September 2021 16:04 (two years ago) link
https://www.westernmassnews.com/watch-cow-rescued-after-getting-stuck-in-tree/article_cc25f1b9-c637-5e2d-a760-2e53c53e2fdf.html
(Meredith) -- The "steaks" were high in Louisiana after a group of Good Samaritans rescued a trapped cow after Hurricane Ida.During the massive storm, floodwaters became so intense that they carried the cow away, forcing the animal into a tree.The cow -- which had some real beef with the tree -- was safely rescued and was over the moon when freed.
During the massive storm, floodwaters became so intense that they carried the cow away, forcing the animal into a tree.
The cow -- which had some real beef with the tree -- was safely rescued and was over the moon when freed.
― think “Gypsy-Pixie” and misspelled. (We are a white family.) (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 2 September 2021 19:42 (two years ago) link
good on them for getting 2, uh, meaty puns into a 3 sentence article
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Friday, 3 September 2021 18:11 (two years ago) link
really, uh, milking it
― micah, Friday, 3 September 2021 22:51 (two years ago) link
I Made a Literal Licorice Pizza. I Sort of Can’t Believe the Result.
― adam t. (abanana), Thursday, 23 December 2021 15:05 (two years ago) link
Coldplay will stop making music in 2025.
― Santa’s Got a Brand New Pigbag (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 26 December 2021 04:33 (two years ago) link
Haha I totally thought there was something absurd about that headline, or that I was missing something
― Josefa, Sunday, 26 December 2021 04:52 (two years ago) link
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2022-03-02/billionaire-wall-street-heir-william-peterffy-takes-esg-role-to-fix-capitalism
― papal hotwife (milo z), Wednesday, 2 March 2022 23:52 (two years ago) link
The URL doesn’t include the healing crystal of the headline unfortunately.
― papal hotwife (milo z), Wednesday, 2 March 2022 23:53 (two years ago) link
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2022/mar/12/ukraine-reveals-russian-warship-go-fuck-yourself-postage-stamp
― Josefa, Saturday, 12 March 2022 17:12 (two years ago) link
Opinion: As a retired energy executive, I think Biden is to blame for high gas prices https://t.co/K6qU7XwAxw— Houston Chronicle (@HoustonChron) March 16, 2022
― papal hotwife (milo z), Wednesday, 16 March 2022 18:26 (two years ago) link
As a Retired Serial Killer, I think Biden is to blame for the increase in crime
― Chappies banging dustbin lids together (President Keyes), Wednesday, 16 March 2022 18:46 (two years ago) link
EPA won't regulate rocket fuel in drinking water
https://www.eenews.net/articles/epa-wont-regulate-rocket-fuel-in-drinking-water/
― prague rock (praguerock), Monday, 4 April 2022 02:34 (two years ago) link
yay resistance
― Chappies banging dustbin lids together (President Keyes), Monday, 4 April 2022 14:04 (two years ago) link
https://www.nytimes.com/2022/05/05/well/family/parental-burnout-symptoms.html
― calstars, Thursday, 5 May 2022 18:59 (two years ago) link
Netflix has greenlit "Squid Game: The Challenge,"a reality competition series based on the hit 2021 South Korean drama #SquidGame. https://t.co/jLTsOP476I pic.twitter.com/lkXqLE5NUW— Variety (@Variety) June 14, 2022
― a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 14 June 2022 20:26 (two years ago) link
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2022/jul/13/uk-government-to-table-no-confidence-motion-in-itself
― rob, Wednesday, 13 July 2022 13:31 (one year ago) link
trying to prove how clean the water is:
https://indianexpress.com/article/cities/chandigarh/punjab-news-bhagwant-mann-hospital-admitted-stomach-ache-delhi-apollo-hospital-8042452/
― StanM, Friday, 22 July 2022 14:23 (one year ago) link
https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2022/jul/24/chess-robot-grabs-and-breaks-finger-of-seven-year-old-opponent-moscow
― StanM, Monday, 25 July 2022 08:56 (one year ago) link
Lol came to post that one.
― Kim Kimberly, Monday, 25 July 2022 13:14 (one year ago) link
innovative new strategy, will have to give it a try in my next game
― link.exposing.politically (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 25 July 2022 13:15 (one year ago) link
“The robot broke the child’s finger,” Sergey Lazarev, president of the Moscow Chess Federation, told the TASS news agency after the incident, adding that the machine had played many previous exhibitions without upset. “This is of course bad.”
of course
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Tuesday, 26 July 2022 10:02 (one year ago) link
Top scientist admits 'space telescope image' was actually a slice of chorizo
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Saturday, 6 August 2022 12:46 (one year ago) link
Mike Lindell: Feds Seized My Cellphone at Hardee’s
“The FBI came after me and took my phone,” he said on Facebook. “They surrounded me in a Hardee’s and took my phone that I run all my business, everything with. What they’ve done is weaponize—the FBI, it’s disgusting. I don’t have a computer. Everything I do [is] off that phone. Everything was on there. And they told me not to tell anybody. Here’s an order: ‘Don’t tell anybody!’ ‘OK, I won’t!’ Well, I am.”
― earlnash, Wednesday, 14 September 2022 06:10 (one year ago) link
Sir, this is a Hardee's."
― You can't spell Fearless without Earle (President Keyes), Wednesday, 14 September 2022 15:33 (one year ago) link
How Bob Dylan used the ancient practice of 'imitatio' to craft some of the most original songs of his time
― lets hear some blues on those synths (brimstead), Tuesday, 18 October 2022 01:43 (one year ago) link
Mercedes-Benz to introduce acceleration subscription fee
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-63743597
― koogs, Friday, 25 November 2022 09:14 (one year ago) link
looking forward to people buying car armor from loot boxes
― “Cheeky cheeky!” she trills, nearly demolishing a roadside post (forksclovetofu), Monday, 5 December 2022 07:25 (one year ago) link
https://www.thearchaeologist.org/blog/scientists-have-just-successfully-recreated-a-dinosaur-from-chicken-dna
― Soda Stereo Total (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 5 December 2022 22:52 (one year ago) link
This has a real Clickhole vibe
https://scontent.fewr1-6.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/327710257_2460303994127076_4833502531328264050_n.jpg?_nc_cat=1&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=730e14&_nc_ohc=ohX4uhkOyy8AX81ZlKt&_nc_ht=scontent.fewr1-6.fna&oh=00_AfAladtxOGadpYICxAvFGrWyKJrqUpVMXDt-QJ04wbcGmA&oe=63DD1343
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Monday, 30 January 2023 23:32 (one year ago) link
more like a Day Today headline maybe
https://i.imgur.com/KpdA073.png
― soref, Wednesday, 15 February 2023 18:13 (one year ago) link
Instant noodles make up nearly one-third of childhood burn injuries, study finds
https://news.uchicago.edu/story/uchicago-medicine-study-finds-instant-noodles-make-nearly-one-third-childhood-burn-injuries
― budo jeru, Thursday, 9 March 2023 19:44 (one year ago) link
Mini responds to Chinese ice cream racism uproar
― koogs, Friday, 21 April 2023 14:55 (one year ago) link
Nude landlord no excuse for holding back rent, rules German court
― ledge, Wednesday, 26 April 2023 19:47 (one year ago) link
Clothe My Landlord
― INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Wednesday, 26 April 2023 19:49 (one year ago) link
https://www.propublica.org/article/trains-crossing-blocked-kids-norfolk-southern
― Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 26 April 2023 19:51 (one year ago) link
"Mark Zuckerberg wins gold and silver in his first Jiu-Jitsu tournament"
― koogs, Thursday, 11 May 2023 12:47 (one year ago) link
the mark zuckerberg invitational
― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 11 May 2023 13:09 (one year ago) link
any prior experience in ju jitsu automatically disqualifies you
real Kim Jong Il vibes, yes
― koogs, Thursday, 11 May 2023 13:52 (one year ago) link
He also won 'Most Handsome' and 'Tallest Man' awards
― INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Thursday, 11 May 2023 14:27 (one year ago) link
"I was not Meghan in disguise at coronation, says 79-year-old composer"https://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-apps/imrs.php?src=https://arc-anglerfish-washpost-prod-washpost.s3.amazonaws.com/public/D5KLUGCQLENU2VF3DXHSWSR34U.jpg&w=1200
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 11 May 2023 15:40 (one year ago) link