If venues call for proof of vaccination for any of the bands I play in, attendance will go down 0% and attendees will feel 100% safer— Jason Narducy (@SplitSingleband) August 3, 2021
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 3 August 2021 22:34 (four years ago)
yes, and...?
― it is to laugh, like so, ha! (Aimless), Tuesday, 3 August 2021 22:40 (four years ago)
And nothing! Just a well regarded artist affirming the decisions.
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 3 August 2021 23:05 (four years ago)
just saw that the Offspring, which I did not know was still a going concern, just fired their drummer for refusing to be vaccinated.
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 3 August 2021 23:08 (four years ago)
I just posted my first ever comment on YouTube to someone with a fair few subscribers who has been veering way off their usual topics into "wake up, look around" covspiracy stuff and immediately got a lengthy reply from someone explainng ("with respect") that diseases actually aren't transmissible.
― Noel Emits, Tuesday, 3 August 2021 23:09 (four years ago)
Which hopefully is too whacked out for the youtuber in question, because they don't seem to be getting much pushback (or deleting comments?) and my concern is the viewership they are now cultivating.
― Noel Emits, Tuesday, 3 August 2021 23:13 (four years ago)
diseases actually aren't transmissible
It's all easily explained by the miasmas-and-humours theories of disease.
― it is to laugh, like so, ha! (Aimless), Tuesday, 3 August 2021 23:15 (four years ago)
I think they literally said "germ theory" is disproven. But hey, I don't exactly keep up with the very latest findings so what do I know.
― Noel Emits, Tuesday, 3 August 2021 23:18 (four years ago)
Dental flossing is not empirically proven either, but I'm gonna keep doing it (sporadically).
― Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 3 August 2021 23:29 (four years ago)
Miasmas and Humours is Duran Duran's second best album.
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 3 August 2021 23:29 (four years ago)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Germ_theory_denialism
― making splashes at Dan Flashes (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 3 August 2021 23:43 (four years ago)
A ton of Chicago venues, bars, restaurants, etc., are all taking the proof-of-vax step today. Personally, I haven't had to show it once since getting the second shot, so it's a big/wise change.
Starting this Thursday, have that vax card in your wallet or stored on your phone, and be ready to whip it out. After all the hard work we've done to literally survive over the past 16 months, we're not letting anyone fuck it up for us. pic.twitter.com/SzftoELe4E— Metro Brewing (@MetroBrewing) August 3, 2021
― ... (Eazy), Wednesday, 4 August 2021 01:37 (four years ago)
A friend of mine works at Metro brewing, they've been on point throughout
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Wednesday, 4 August 2021 01:51 (four years ago)
I'm dying to whip out my vax card
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 4 August 2021 02:01 (four years ago)
I like this moment of "fuck yes, it's virtue signaling."
― ... (Eazy), Wednesday, 4 August 2021 02:25 (four years ago)
I threw mine in a pile of junk mail back in April when I got the shot, before realizing that maybe I should keep it in a safe place.
Though I've heard anecdotally that you can buy blank ones on eBay or somewhere... it's not like there's a hologram or something on there
― Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 4 August 2021 02:28 (four years ago)
I have a picture of mine on my phone which I've used a couple of times, I sure don't know where the paper card is
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 4 August 2021 02:29 (four years ago)
technically I have one card and half of another
― making splashes at Dan Flashes (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 4 August 2021 02:33 (four years ago)
When I was volunteering at the clinic, I told everyone to immediately take a picture of the card after. There were even people that had lost theirs already, and this was back in March.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 4 August 2021 02:44 (four years ago)
Lost mine almost immediately but I guess CVS would have me in their records for a replacement?
― Joe Bombin (milo z), Wednesday, 4 August 2021 02:57 (four years ago)
If they don't have any records that increases the chance I can clandestinely swoop in for shot three
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 4 August 2021 03:01 (four years ago)
Washington and several other states (Maryland, Virginia, Mississippi, some others) are using myIR to provide electronic access to official vaccination records.
― Jaq, Wednesday, 4 August 2021 04:14 (four years ago)
my records are electronic. when I go onto my United Healthcare website, they have a list of my shots (the dates are all wrong though)
― making splashes at Dan Flashes (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 4 August 2021 13:10 (four years ago)
I can access mine through KP too, but it's a pain in the ass to find them in the app and not bring up a bunch of other info.
― Jaq, Wednesday, 4 August 2021 13:31 (four years ago)
just gonna pay peple to dress up as antibodies and walk around with me
― making splashes at Dan Flashes (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 4 August 2021 13:38 (four years ago)
Places like Staples can make credit card-sized laminated versions of those vax cards, I might plop for one of those.
― henry s, Wednesday, 4 August 2021 13:46 (four years ago)
They've recommended against laminating cards, iirc, because they might need booster information added in the future.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 4 August 2021 13:48 (four years ago)
Yeah, not saying you ditch the oversized paper card, just downsize and laminate to fit in your wallet. Paper card gets updated with booster info, then it's back to Staples.
― henry s, Wednesday, 4 August 2021 13:51 (four years ago)
I have scans of everyone's here, and I've already emailed them to various places for various reasons.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 4 August 2021 13:57 (four years ago)
fwiw we keep them tucked into our passports, where we know we won't lose them.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 4 August 2021 13:58 (four years ago)
Beginning to think it would in fact be a lot more convenient if they *had* pumped 5G into our veins.
― henry s, Wednesday, 4 August 2021 14:00 (four years ago)
If I was magnetized and broadcast 5G there would be a place for me in the MCU.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 4 August 2021 14:02 (four years ago)
I have scans of everyone's here
omg how did u get my info
― making splashes at Dan Flashes (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 4 August 2021 14:06 (four years ago)
Neanderthal's a first-class extortionist.
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 4 August 2021 14:09 (four years ago)
vax cards should be like those giant checks they have in sweepstakes or gameshows
― Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Wednesday, 4 August 2021 14:42 (four years ago)
Gotta say I'm kinda surprised to see the vehemence in Twitter replies to these venues, bars and restaurants around here that have announced they are requiring vaccines. I'd say a little more than half is positive replies, happy to see the announcement, but the other replies? Holy shit, even the pro-mask, pro-vaccine contingent, liberal presenting crowd is suddenly screaming "TYRANNY", "MY FREEDOM". Holy fuck so many broken brains.
― a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 4 August 2021 14:50 (four years ago)
How many of these people are legitimate, though, and how many are telephone tough guys. Assuming the 'MAH FREEDOMS!!!' crowd wouldn't be contributing heavily to these venues' bottom line under other circumstances.At any rate, fuck 'em. Seeing a show isn't a god-given right, you fuckin' mush-brained human prolapses.
― Marty J. Bilge (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 4 August 2021 14:56 (four years ago)
Oh yeah, I'm sure 95% of them would crumple the first time they were asked to present their cards, still just obnoxious to see them pushing the same MAGAt agenda and helping do their work for them.
― a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 4 August 2021 14:58 (four years ago)
My patience with anyone who's resistant to the common sense measures we need to collectively take in order to get back to anything resembling normal has eroded completely at this point. Get on board or forfeit your right to be treated like a mentally-sound adult (basically forever imo). I'm done with you mewling toddlers and your cwanky widdle naptime tantrums.
― Marty J. Bilge (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 4 August 2021 15:03 (four years ago)
You aren't wrong, I'm with you.
― a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 4 August 2021 15:04 (four years ago)
Seems Pitchfork Fest announcing they will requires masks is breaking a shit ton of brains this morning, if the absolute meltdowns on Twitter and reddit are any indication.
― a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 4 August 2021 15:23 (four years ago)
I'm going and intended to be masked weeks before delta became a thing. People are weird.
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 4 August 2021 15:28 (four years ago)
some of the responses to the news I've seen:
stupid as fuck. sick of catering to those who have severe anxiety problems. I did my part, I got vaxxed, I wore masks for more than a year. I dont give a fuck about moronic anti vaxxers and people afraid to leave their house, fuck off. This science flip flopping shit is insane.
I’m for sure getting a refund. Get a life. Masking outdoors after full vaccinations? People seriously need to get a new hobby. Being a free range hall monitor is so 2020.
― a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 4 August 2021 15:29 (four years ago)
Twitter?
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 4 August 2021 15:30 (four years ago)
I mean, I guess this is all non-shocker news that Americans are fine until the specific thing they want gets impacted and then it's back to, "fuck you all, my freedom!"
xp - reddit for those, but saw some similar takes on twitter (yes I need to stop looking at both)
― a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 4 August 2021 15:31 (four years ago)
Also, this is not news:
https://www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/pitchfork-announces-lineup-for-2021-festival-set-for-september/2511895/
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 4 August 2021 15:32 (four years ago)
tldr: masks were always required when not eating and drinking
tbh I wasn't planning to go this year anyway, so I didn't pay much attention. something seems to have set off a new round of freakouts this morning though, maybe they re-posted the rules and people didn't pay attention before?
― a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 4 August 2021 15:33 (four years ago)
(was not criticizing you btw, just the usual alarmism)
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 4 August 2021 15:37 (four years ago)
fwiw I have been masking again indoors, however my guess is that anything other than a properly fitted N95 is going to make little difference with the contagiousness of Delta and the increasing awareness of transmission by small aerosols that build up in indoor air. Vaccinate and accept there's a pretty good chance you'll still get a mild case of COVID sooner or later imo. It's here to stay.
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Wednesday, 4 August 2021 15:44 (four years ago)