Great Real Names

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Innocent Bonke, midfielder for Malmö.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Wednesday, 21 July 2021 18:52 (four years ago)

Adonis Stalin Preciado striker for Barcelona, Ecuador also with a powerful energy.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Wednesday, 21 July 2021 22:52 (four years ago)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Felipe_Drugovich

Peter Greenaway's Fleetwood Mac (S-), Tuesday, 27 July 2021 10:12 (four years ago)

A guy in my local paper’s police blotter with the name “Marquis Desade Scotl@and”.

Bo Burzum (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 29 July 2021 00:24 (four years ago)

Didn’t know whether to put this in the great or abysmal category so I went with both:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penda_Hair

vmajestic, Tuesday, 3 August 2021 13:50 (four years ago)

Stunt double Dick Warlock

a hoy hoy, Saturday, 7 August 2021 19:45 (four years ago)

egil krogh

unknown or illegal user (doo rag), Saturday, 7 August 2021 21:30 (four years ago)

not a real name but I'm giving props to the AI fake player naming system for this one

https://i.ibb.co/Cznk5PG/Screenshot-2021-08-08-1-24-23-PM.png

making splashes at Dan Flashes (Neanderthal), Sunday, 8 August 2021 17:31 (four years ago)

three weeks pass...

Veronica Landa-Beavers

Likely someone's lol-facebook name, but it was on a sign-up list for attending a play, where you may have to show ID to get in.

nickn, Thursday, 2 September 2021 16:39 (four years ago)

one month passes...

https://i.imgur.com/1AwGbEq.png

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 12 October 2021 21:35 (four years ago)

Sweet

Starmer: "Let the children boogie, let all the children boogie." (Tom D.), Tuesday, 12 October 2021 21:49 (four years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/TVrAwSF.png

Tracer Hand, Friday, 22 October 2021 09:50 (four years ago)

four weeks pass...

Qirjako Qirko

When Smeato Met Moaty (Tom D.), Friday, 19 November 2021 20:14 (four years ago)

Brigitte Hellgoth

emil.y, Monday, 22 November 2021 16:05 (four years ago)

two weeks pass...

E T Womble

A Pile of Ants (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 6 December 2021 16:23 (four years ago)

The Only Nolan

my hands are always in my pockets or gesturing. (Karl Malone), Sunday, 12 December 2021 23:22 (four years ago)

https://www.fangraphs.com/players/the-only-nolan/1009618/stats?position=P

my hands are always in my pockets or gesturing. (Karl Malone), Sunday, 12 December 2021 23:22 (four years ago)

Jasmin Savoy Brown, an actress on Showtime's Yellowjackets. Maybe Savoy is a family name, but maybe not.

nickn, Monday, 13 December 2021 04:27 (four years ago)

...the sheriff of Barry County, Dar Leaf, who had appeared at the “Michigan Patriot Rally” with at least one of the suspects...

m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Friday, 17 December 2021 13:36 (four years ago)

I was watching a Utah Avalanche Center case study on YouTube and they featured a backcountry ski ranger named Toby Weed. Indeed.

tobo73, Friday, 17 December 2021 18:28 (four years ago)

Prof Francois Balloux

Kim Kimberly, Monday, 20 December 2021 15:27 (four years ago)

Le ours nécessités

hopefully this review helped someone (Neanderthal), Monday, 20 December 2021 22:30 (four years ago)

Came in here to say Equanimeous St. Brown and discovered he'd already been here in 2015 as a high school recruit, impressive work, people

Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 3 January 2022 04:35 (four years ago)

Also impressive that you checked for previous postings!

nickn, Monday, 3 January 2022 04:48 (four years ago)

We should put the abiliity to do that on the zing request list.

(I'm Not Your) Steppin' Razor (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 3 January 2022 14:39 (four years ago)

"In 2005, Pre-Paid and its founding CEO, the late Harland Stonecipher, were forced to pay $9.9 million for defrauding a customer in Mississippi."

m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Monday, 10 January 2022 14:37 (four years ago)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Return_J._Meigs_Jr.

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 13 January 2022 00:56 (four years ago)

Equanimeous St. Brown (full name Equanimeous Tristan Imhotep J. St. Brown apparently) faced off for the first time in the NFL against his younger brother Amon-Ra Julian Heru J. St. Brown. The younger St. Brown caught a long pass to keep a Lions drive alive in the late going as his team upset Equanimeous's Green Bay Packers.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, 13 January 2022 01:09 (four years ago)

> full name Equanimeous Tristan Imhotep J. St. Brown apparently

Equanimeous Tristan Imhotep John St. Brown is his full name! I had to track it down because that J. was killing me.

the plant based god (bendy), Thursday, 13 January 2022 14:31 (four years ago)

NFL always a rich vein for these. seek the Key and Peele college bowl sketch if you haven't seen it

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Tuesday, 18 January 2022 16:33 (four years ago)

Sir Crispin Tickell

Hans Holbein (Chinchilla Volapük), Thursday, 27 January 2022 05:21 (four years ago)

Edmund Manydeeds III

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Tuesday, 1 February 2022 17:11 (four years ago)

Razor Shines

Karl Malone, Saturday, 5 February 2022 05:30 (four years ago)

For some reason Nottingham Forest have a bumper crop of these at the moment:

Diop Tehuti Djed-Hotep Spence
Philip Aksel Frigast Zinckernagel
Thomas Gaëtan Bong

... last but not least...

Joe Lolley

Bastards of Fish (Tom D.), Sunday, 6 February 2022 23:20 (four years ago)

two weeks pass...

Today came across a Ms Fantasy Pedler

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 23 February 2022 03:01 (four years ago)

Combination of name and hometown: Amanda B0tt0ms of Cheektowaga NY

Johnny Mathis der Maler (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 26 February 2022 13:33 (four years ago)

4my J0nkers

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 3 March 2022 13:38 (four years ago)

J3w Ra3

i read to 69 position (Neanderthal), Thursday, 10 March 2022 15:36 (four years ago)

wow

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 10 March 2022 18:35 (four years ago)

in my class today.

i read to 69 position (Neanderthal), Thursday, 10 March 2022 18:55 (four years ago)

Dwayne Dicks, CEO & Founder at Dwayne's Delectable Cuisine

Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Wednesday, 23 March 2022 23:01 (four years ago)

I hope when he introduces himself there's a pause before the last word - "I'm Dwayne Dicks, of Dwayne's Delectable...Cuisine"

joygoat, Thursday, 24 March 2022 13:20 (four years ago)

Zipporah Batshaw, married name Zipporah Batshaw Wiseman, law professor and wife of documentarian Frederick Wiseman. She passed away last year. I know Zipporah is a Biblical name, still amazing though.

Josefa, Wednesday, 30 March 2022 17:00 (four years ago)

Saw someone in Google results today with last name Dickwish.

jmm, Wednesday, 30 March 2022 18:21 (four years ago)

....first name, Igotta ?

m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Wednesday, 30 March 2022 18:24 (four years ago)

I think it must come from this German name: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diekwisch

jmm, Thursday, 31 March 2022 15:23 (four years ago)

Brumbpo Tungus saw heaven when he was 4 years old. pic.twitter.com/6F5DJak3rk

— Max Beasley (@maxbeasleyyy) March 31, 2022

Karl Malone, Friday, 1 April 2022 15:17 (four years ago)

Not a real name, but that kid’s actual name is almost as good: Colton Burpo.

Hans Holbein (Chinchilla Volapük), Friday, 1 April 2022 16:04 (four years ago)

"In 2015, Alex Malarkey – a boy with a similar story to Colton Burpo's – publicly recanted his own story and book"

jmm, Friday, 1 April 2022 17:36 (four years ago)

"Christian Poos (born 5 November 1977) is a Luxembourgian cyclist. His sporting career began with Velo Club SaF Zeisseng."

the coming of prince kajagoogoo (doo rag), Thursday, 7 April 2022 09:02 (four years ago)


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