The 2006 American Midterm Election Day Thread

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The Daily Show is fucked. From the reports you guys are giving, how can the Daily Show top this?

gwynywdd dwnyt fyrwr byychydd gww (donut), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:14 (nineteen years ago)

Number one on YouTube in a few minutes.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:14 (nineteen years ago)

this is FUNNIER than the Daily Show!!!!!!

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:15 (nineteen years ago)

squirm Dubya squirm

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:15 (nineteen years ago)

OH YOUTUBE I WILL LOVE U TONIGHT

gwynywdd dwnyt fyrwr byychydd gww (donut), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:15 (nineteen years ago)

haha xxpost

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:15 (nineteen years ago)

Jon Stewart should just run this in its full length, smirk and sign off.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:15 (nineteen years ago)

SO fucked.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:15 (nineteen years ago)

Has he just admitted the Republican party lost out because they're "unethical"?

dommy p is alright WHICH IS A LOT MORE THAN I CAN SAY ABOUT A LOT OF PEOPLE (Dom, Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:16 (nineteen years ago)

"ARE YOU FUCKIN' LISTENING TO ME, DAVID?"

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:16 (nineteen years ago)

people voted Democrat because "they wanted their congressmen to be honest and ethical" xxpost

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:16 (nineteen years ago)

both americans want a victory

Ed (dali), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:16 (nineteen years ago)

"STAY THE COURSE!" Yay!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:16 (nineteen years ago)

"My attitude was stay the course. It means do the job – er, the tactics. Er, fuck it."

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:16 (nineteen years ago)

YAY, WE ARE 'STAY THE COURSE AGAIN'

Ed (dali), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:16 (nineteen years ago)

"My point is that while we are adjusting we will continue to adjust... we are constantly adjusting." (nb: I do this with my balls!)

rems (x Jeremy), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:16 (nineteen years ago)

james baker is abt to appear and drag bush out b the ear

jhoshea megafauna (scoopsnoodle), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:16 (nineteen years ago)

Has Dubya been watching The Office ?

Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy (Kerr), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:16 (nineteen years ago)

"Stay the course" doesn't mean "stay the course" silly, listen when I talk!

dommy p is alright WHICH IS A LOT MORE THAN I CAN SAY ABOUT A LOT OF PEOPLE (Dom, Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:16 (nineteen years ago)

oh Jon will just rub his nipples on camera for like 10 minutes.

Stephen will probably be hiding under his desk.

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:16 (nineteen years ago)

the more and more people refer to it, its looking like this Baker-Hamilton Commission thing is going to be used as cover for troop withdrawals ("declare victory and run" scenario)

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:17 (nineteen years ago)

"Somehow it seeped into their conscience that my attitude was 'stay the course.'"

BrianB (BrianB), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:17 (nineteen years ago)

anybody watching on CBS? was there just a weird audio glich, or did somebody bleep Bush?

rems (x Jeremy), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:17 (nineteen years ago)

He's "constantly adjusting" his ah-dee-oll-oh-gee!


Wonkette:

"I also congratulated Congresswoman Pelosi.”

He said it again! No “Speaker Pelosi” from Bush.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:18 (nineteen years ago)

new meme for the next 2 years - cutting and running is staying the course.

jhoshea megafauna (scoopsnoodle), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:18 (nineteen years ago)

That sounded like a major cock up there haha

Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy (Kerr), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:18 (nineteen years ago)

Wow, his explanation about the Rumsfeld deal is deeply...strange. He's on a tear!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:18 (nineteen years ago)

yeah there was a weird cross-signal or something

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:18 (nineteen years ago)

oh he's going all loopy with this when did he know rummy was going timeline

jhoshea megafauna (scoopsnoodle), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:18 (nineteen years ago)

who is the HEED?

Ed (dali), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:18 (nineteen years ago)

this reminds me of Reagan's first press conference after Iran-Contra.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:19 (nineteen years ago)

it sounds like he's improvosing the Rummy explanation

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:19 (nineteen years ago)

no, the bleep just came over the NPR feed. He must be busting out FCC violations again.

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:19 (nineteen years ago)

Third "congresswoman"

dommy p is alright WHICH IS A LOT MORE THAN I CAN SAY ABOUT A LOT OF PEOPLE (Dom, Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:19 (nineteen years ago)

"I knew you fellas would get me to negotiate with myself."

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:19 (nineteen years ago)

WHAT a line.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:19 (nineteen years ago)

oh Alfred, you have a perverse memory.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:19 (nineteen years ago)

i'm guessing this is not the president his supporters wanted to see this morning

jhoshea megafauna (scoopsnoodle), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:19 (nineteen years ago)

"One of these three characters asked me about minimum wage."

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:19 (nineteen years ago)

Commenters on wonkette.com say the bleep occurred on MSNBC and NPR, too!!!

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:20 (nineteen years ago)

ABANDON 'PRINCIPLES' NOW, you drydrunk!

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:20 (nineteen years ago)

*blink blink* Jealous?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:20 (nineteen years ago)

He actually looks kind of.... scared.

Hello Sunshine (Hello Sunshine), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:20 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.lbeh.org/moh/whitehouse/whitehouse5.jpg
the HEED

Ed (dali), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:20 (nineteen years ago)

all the needs to happen now, is Bush to peel back his skin to unveil lizard features ala V

DJ Martian (djmartian), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:21 (nineteen years ago)

haha what a question

Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy (Kerr), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:21 (nineteen years ago)

pelosi be calling u names haha

jhoshea megafauna (scoopsnoodle), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:21 (nineteen years ago)

"Hey Pelosi thinks you're an asshole! Your response?"

"Uh, campaigns and governing are different things..."

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:21 (nineteen years ago)

Oh, my country, my country. Won't someone stop this mad parade?

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:21 (nineteen years ago)

I bet he's really wishin Daddy would bail him out right about now

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:21 (nineteen years ago)


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