i think you should leave with tim robinson: sketch poll

I'll probably watch more, they aren't a lot of time to invest (def without my wife).

― a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, July 12, 2021 8:19 AM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

you took too small a slice the first time

this place is covered head to toe in shit

I think Santa got to make his cosmic gumbo of a movie because he saw the right people naked and with tattoos.

Would also explain that exorbitant rate. Which they have to give him again if he makes another movie, even if he does a bad job. They have to give it to him.

fuckin' unprofessional bullshit

i think it's funny/weird how much everyone's wives hate this show. why is that? what is the deal with wives? i like it, anyway. not wife material, i guess.

love coffin flops. first season was better but sometimes i just like these yelling kind of jokes.

this might be a difficult show to "sell" to someone in real time

Hey wife, I’m going to put on that weird show, I think you should leave

I wasn't gonna mention it but my wife saw me laughing maniacally at this show and gave me a concerned look. And I tried to explain why it was so funny and she didn't understand and just kept explaining to no avail

and finally I broke down saying "you can't change the rules just cause you don't like how I'm doing it"

do any of these.... fuckers.... ever pop out of the wall.... and do like a huge cumshot [sob]

I just asked you not to do that!

you hit me in the cup

and finally I broke down saying "you can't change the rules just cause you don't like how I'm doing it"

― Vinnie, Monday, July 12, 2021 5:16 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

lol i love that line

my wife loves this even more than me, and will occasionally creep up on me while i am reading or working to surprise me by yelling "SCROOOOOGE!!!" i didnt really get it at first, took me a little bit to figure it out and dial into the tone, but she was pretty much all in from the jump.

enjoyment of this is obv not gendered but there is definitely a big element of tim's thing that dials into a certain kind of 11 yr old boy dynamic that i remember very vividly from my youth (also helped by his v specific accent): passionately arguing about whats "not allowed", making a HUGE DEAL ABOUT IT if someone hits you or hurt you slightly in order to seize the moral high ground, saying frickin' but also real swears too, willing to do literally anything in order to convince peers you are somehow simultaneously 100% normal but also extremely cool, etc.

my girlfriend said if I wanted to hear a man get loudly upset about being called out on his shitty behavior I'd go to work

dials into a certain kind of 11 yr old boy dynamic that i remember very vividly from my youth

yes. otm as is the rest of that post.

xp

yeah i always liked 11-year-old boy things such as adam sandler and especially chris farley stuff growing up. oddly i had said something reminded me of happy gilmore (i don't remember what) and then my bf reminded me again that he hates adam sandler outside of uncut gems. at the same time we were scrolling netflix and he said he wanted to watch i think you should leave so we watched all of it and he was dying laughing the whole time but i did not bring up adam sandler or ask if he was sure he hated adam sandler.

i love the thread of hot-dog related sketches

oh it's because i had turned the tv on and justin timberlake was playing golf and i thought there were also some actual golfers and i said it reminded me of bob barker being on happy gilmore. the price is wrong, bitch!

my girlfriend said if I wanted to hear a man get loudly upset about being called out on his shitty behavior I'd go to work

loooooool

why go to work when you can head down to the creeks and shop a dan flashes

My wife loves it. Perhaps relatedly we share a dislike for virtually every other live action show on Netflix.

Just reflecting on what an unbelievably perfect name "The Creeks" is

There is subtle genius in this show as well as yelling

I need the hat.

I NEED THE HAT.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Goose%20Suit

anybody catch what Tim says when he's saying he doesn't want to hear any nonsense about the tables before he plays the first bit?

the captioning doesn't capture it right, but it sounds like he's saying something like "I don't wanna hear no how about no tables" or something weird, but ...his delivery of that is perfect

lol the Odenkirk sketch is def an instant classic

Actually she’s right. I never had any acne when I was in high school in the 90’s. I was also captain of the football team back then and we won state. And I have every classic car. Actually I have doubles pic.twitter.com/tYkolfBqYE

— non podhoretz (@crookedroads770) July 13, 2021

triples is best. triples is safe

I don't live in a hotel

And she asked ME to marry her. I didn't even want to, but what are you gonna do?

Is the Dan Flashes shirt just that old pipe windows screensaver with crescent moons on top?

also someone’s using Carber Reputation Vacuum as a band name or GBV song title

“I’m putting the hat back on! I don’t care what happens to me!”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdE5nyWXe_I

everybody clap...so he's gotta come up

This is great insight into how Coffin Flop was staged

https://www.vulture.com/article/i-think-you-should-leave-coffin-flop-sketch.html

literally body after body busting out of shit wood and hitting pavement

i didn't do fucking shit! i didn't rig shit!

lmao in that article at “I don’t think I’ve done over ten coffin drops in one day for any other show, so that’s a first.”

I hadn't really thought of the logistics of the coffin flopping until I read that article. never considered what a logistical PITA it was

What logistics? nobody rigged shit

we're just shooting funerals and showing the ones where the bodies fly out

"i call this one the 'coffin flip'"

Think I might be sent? Pretty sure finding out Tim Robinson is an excellent skater has sent me a little bit. Can’t believe this is happening to me

pic.twitter.com/uZKbN0rEmt

— Joel “Air” Taylor (@whitefeeIings) July 10, 2021

the opportunists have showed up on Etsy:

https://www.etsy.com/listing/970069369/paul-bufano-roy-donk-vintage-jazz-poster

https://i.etsystatic.com/24123405/r/il/eb5f3e/3070495615/il_794xN.3070495615_sbij.jpg

good lord

The truth is, I may look like I have it all, but inside I'm just a scared little boy who never learned how to ask for people's food or their burger

I don't care if I die at all. Everything has sucked lately.

I LIKE THAT GUN

WHAT ARE YOU, DUMB?