great expectations was released as a weekly serial iirc
― Yours in Sorrow, A Schoolboy: (forksclovetofu), Monday, 12 July 2021 16:36 (two years ago) link
Homer's Odyssey was released in flipbook format originally
― not up to Aerosmith standards (Neanderthal), Monday, 12 July 2021 16:52 (two years ago) link
cyclops: "no one blinded me! no one!"odysseus: "i didn't fucking do shit!"
― bart harley-jarvis cocker (voodoo chili), Monday, 12 July 2021 17:00 (two years ago) link
the scarlet mudpie
― Yours in Sorrow, A Schoolboy: (forksclovetofu), Monday, 12 July 2021 17:01 (two years ago) link
i showed my brother the Big Wave sketch (he'd never seen the show before) and he about fell over when Tim flipped the table. glad we have the same sense of humor.
― not up to Aerosmith standards (Neanderthal), Monday, July 12, 2021 9:30 AM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
this was probably the funniest moment
― frogbs, Monday, 12 July 2021 17:47 (two years ago) link
i used to be a piece of shit. spiked up blonde hair, little bitty jeans, chicken spaghetti at chickelini's
― STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Monday, 12 July 2021 17:57 (two years ago) link
your grandpa was a piece of shit!
― bart harley-jarvis cocker (voodoo chili), Monday, 12 July 2021 18:00 (two years ago) link
I'll probably watch more, they aren't a lot of time to invest (def without my wife).― a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, July 12, 2021 8:19 AM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
― a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, July 12, 2021 8:19 AM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
you took too small a slice the first time
― butyrate humbucker bobbins (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 12 July 2021 18:11 (two years ago) link
this place is covered head to toe in shit
― STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Monday, 12 July 2021 18:13 (two years ago) link
I think Santa got to make his cosmic gumbo of a movie because he saw the right people naked and with tattoos.
― KEEP HONKING -- I'M BOBOING (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 12 July 2021 21:49 (two years ago) link
Would also explain that exorbitant rate. Which they have to give him again if he makes another movie, even if he does a bad job. They have to give it to him.
― henry s, Monday, 12 July 2021 22:21 (two years ago) link
fuckin' unprofessional bullshit
― not up to Aerosmith standards (Neanderthal), Monday, 12 July 2021 22:30 (two years ago) link
i think it's funny/weird how much everyone's wives hate this show. why is that? what is the deal with wives? i like it, anyway. not wife material, i guess.
― superdeep borehole (harbl), Monday, 12 July 2021 23:02 (two years ago) link
love coffin flops. first season was better but sometimes i just like these yelling kind of jokes.
― superdeep borehole (harbl), Monday, 12 July 2021 23:03 (two years ago) link
this might be a difficult show to "sell" to someone in real time
― it was an itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow card for chiellini (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 12 July 2021 23:20 (two years ago) link
Hey wife, I’m going to put on that weird show, I think you should leave
― Evan, Monday, 12 July 2021 23:47 (two years ago) link
I wasn't gonna mention it but my wife saw me laughing maniacally at this show and gave me a concerned look. And I tried to explain why it was so funny and she didn't understand and just kept explaining to no avail
and finally I broke down saying "you can't change the rules just cause you don't like how I'm doing it"
― Vinnie, Tuesday, 13 July 2021 00:16 (two years ago) link
do any of these.... fuckers.... ever pop out of the wall.... and do like a huge cumshot [sob]
― STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Tuesday, 13 July 2021 00:23 (two years ago) link
I just asked you not to do that!
― not up to Aerosmith standards (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 13 July 2021 00:55 (two years ago) link
you hit me in the cup
― not up to Aerosmith standards (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 13 July 2021 00:56 (two years ago) link
― Vinnie, Monday, July 12, 2021 5:16 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
lol i love that line
― Punster McPunisher, Tuesday, 13 July 2021 01:47 (two years ago) link
my wife loves this even more than me, and will occasionally creep up on me while i am reading or working to surprise me by yelling "SCROOOOOGE!!!" i didnt really get it at first, took me a little bit to figure it out and dial into the tone, but she was pretty much all in from the jump.
enjoyment of this is obv not gendered but there is definitely a big element of tim's thing that dials into a certain kind of 11 yr old boy dynamic that i remember very vividly from my youth (also helped by his v specific accent): passionately arguing about whats "not allowed", making a HUGE DEAL ABOUT IT if someone hits you or hurt you slightly in order to seize the moral high ground, saying frickin' but also real swears too, willing to do literally anything in order to convince peers you are somehow simultaneously 100% normal but also extremely cool, etc.
― nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Tuesday, 13 July 2021 12:29 (two years ago) link
my girlfriend said if I wanted to hear a man get loudly upset about being called out on his shitty behavior I'd go to work
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 13 July 2021 12:35 (two years ago) link
dials into a certain kind of 11 yr old boy dynamic that i remember very vividly from my youth
yes. otm as is the rest of that post.
xp
― circa1916, Tuesday, 13 July 2021 12:38 (two years ago) link
yeah i always liked 11-year-old boy things such as adam sandler and especially chris farley stuff growing up. oddly i had said something reminded me of happy gilmore (i don't remember what) and then my bf reminded me again that he hates adam sandler outside of uncut gems. at the same time we were scrolling netflix and he said he wanted to watch i think you should leave so we watched all of it and he was dying laughing the whole time but i did not bring up adam sandler or ask if he was sure he hated adam sandler.
― superdeep borehole (harbl), Tuesday, 13 July 2021 13:00 (two years ago) link
i love the thread of hot-dog related sketches
― superdeep borehole (harbl), Tuesday, 13 July 2021 13:03 (two years ago) link
oh it's because i had turned the tv on and justin timberlake was playing golf and i thought there were also some actual golfers and i said it reminded me of bob barker being on happy gilmore. the price is wrong, bitch!
― superdeep borehole (harbl), Tuesday, 13 July 2021 13:04 (two years ago) link
loooooool
― Karl Havoc (DJP), Tuesday, 13 July 2021 13:11 (two years ago) link
why go to work when you can head down to the creeks and shop a dan flashes
― bart harley-jarvis cocker (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 13 July 2021 13:15 (two years ago) link
My wife loves it. Perhaps relatedly we share a dislike for virtually every other live action show on Netflix.
― Chris L, Tuesday, 13 July 2021 13:15 (two years ago) link
Just reflecting on what an unbelievably perfect name "The Creeks" is
There is subtle genius in this show as well as yelling
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 13 July 2021 14:58 (two years ago) link
I need the hat.
I NEED THE HAT.
― not up to Aerosmith standards (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 13 July 2021 15:00 (two years ago) link
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Goose%20Suit
― not up to Aerosmith standards (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 13 July 2021 15:01 (two years ago) link
anybody catch what Tim says when he's saying he doesn't want to hear any nonsense about the tables before he plays the first bit?
the captioning doesn't capture it right, but it sounds like he's saying something like "I don't wanna hear no how about no tables" or something weird, but ...his delivery of that is perfect
― not up to Aerosmith standards (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 13 July 2021 19:10 (two years ago) link
lol the Odenkirk sketch is def an instant classic
Actually she’s right. I never had any acne when I was in high school in the 90’s. I was also captain of the football team back then and we won state. And I have every classic car. Actually I have doubles pic.twitter.com/tYkolfBqYE— non podhoretz (@crookedroads770) July 13, 2021
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 13 July 2021 20:31 (two years ago) link
triples is best. triples is safe
― STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Tuesday, 13 July 2021 20:34 (two years ago) link
I don't live in a hotel
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 13 July 2021 20:36 (two years ago) link
And she asked ME to marry her. I didn't even want to, but what are you gonna do?
― henry s, Tuesday, 13 July 2021 20:42 (two years ago) link
Is the Dan Flashes shirt just that old pipe windows screensaver with crescent moons on top?
― Western® with Bacon Flavor, Tuesday, 13 July 2021 20:44 (two years ago) link
also someone’s using Carber Reputation Vacuum as a band name or GBV song title
― Western® with Bacon Flavor, Tuesday, 13 July 2021 21:11 (two years ago) link
“I’m putting the hat back on! I don’t care what happens to me!”
― Western® with Bacon Flavor, Tuesday, 13 July 2021 21:16 (two years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdE5nyWXe_I
― Punster McPunisher, Tuesday, 13 July 2021 21:22 (two years ago) link
everybody clap...so he's gotta come up
― not up to Aerosmith standards (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 14 July 2021 23:27 (two years ago) link
This is great insight into how Coffin Flop was staged
https://www.vulture.com/article/i-think-you-should-leave-coffin-flop-sketch.html
― making splashes at Dan Flashes (Neanderthal), Thursday, 15 July 2021 17:13 (two years ago) link
literally body after body busting out of shit wood and hitting pavement
― STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Thursday, 15 July 2021 17:14 (two years ago) link
i didn't do fucking shit! i didn't rig shit!
― STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Thursday, 15 July 2021 17:27 (two years ago) link
lmao in that article at “I don’t think I’ve done over ten coffin drops in one day for any other show, so that’s a first.”
― nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Thursday, 15 July 2021 17:46 (two years ago) link
I hadn't really thought of the logistics of the coffin flopping until I read that article. never considered what a logistical PITA it was
― making splashes at Dan Flashes (Neanderthal), Thursday, 15 July 2021 18:30 (two years ago) link
What logistics? nobody rigged shit
― Vinnie, Thursday, 15 July 2021 22:11 (two years ago) link
we're just shooting funerals and showing the ones where the bodies fly out
― STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Thursday, 15 July 2021 22:12 (two years ago) link