EURO 2020 (2021 Edition)

The same bollocks he's been coming out with all through the tournament, he's so confident in England that he doesn't care who they play but delivered in such a boorish, macho way. Sitting beside Jurgen Klinsmann too - who is Mr Diplomacy, despite having won more than Ferdinand, Shearer and Lineker put together.

wanted Spain to win but was a terrific game.

"morata the most mentally weak striker in world football" is a skip bayless level wrong take btw.

if England win tomorrow can we unban Dom for the final btw

Could be more diplomatically worded perhaps, but it's well documented that Morata has always struggled with the psychological side of the game

Me after putting my life savings on Morata missing his pen pic.twitter.com/RVYbEp4MEE

— TGJ (@thatguysjokes) July 6, 2021

pedri was v good again. unfortunately he'll be dead by the end of august after playing the Olympics on top of Euro's and 50 odd games for Barca.

xps dunno who Skip Bayless is and I certainly could have worded it more sensitively but Morata seems to me to be wholly unsuited emotionally to take a penalty to in that situation. Fair play to him for stepping up to take it but he was neither relaxed nor fired up enough.

I do like this Danish woman ITV have on their panel.

... Nadia Nadim, born in Afghanistan, fled to Denmark after the Taliban executed her father, who was an Army General. I think she could put Rio Ferdinand in his place.

Skip Bayless is one of the worst American broadcasters alive. though he's not necessarily wrong in that case.

... trained as surgeon! speaks nine languages! Nadia, that is, not Rio.

"Nadim is known to be one of the best paid players in the women's game but has on several occasions rejected offers that would have made her the absolute best paid player,[43] saying she does not play for money and will make more than enough in her future career as a doctor. "

I thought you were talking about Skip Bayless for a moment

Can we not have Skip Bayless in the Euro 2020 thread.

Can we not have Skip Bayless in the Euro 2020 thread.

Can

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I'd put money on Sweyn Forkbeard being mentioned in the commentary tonight at some point.

This is fascism

Gets me every damn time pic.twitter.com/QCxE2EQGeQ

— Hunter Godson (@HunterGodson) July 7, 2021

Courtesy of a Danish beer company

This is so fucking funny

Football captaincy is considered not really important but there's no way Sergio Ramos would have looked like a bitch like this. Pepe would have straight up drank his blood, Harry Kane would just do his extremely effective gormless face and spooked him. https://t.co/yEw8EnlKNS

— Ghostface Kafka (36 Chambers of Raheem Sterling) (@TheKafkaDude) July 7, 2021

Who is Pepe the captain of?

xps ugh, the puce face of ian botham has just ruined my day

Nothing like a stray dart in the face to gee you up before a match

At least it was Botham’s face, could have been worse.

You can read more on the agony of ppl who can travel anywhere and get expensive tickets to watch Eng lose here:

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2021/jul/07/fourth-time-lucky-englands-superfans-dream-of-euro-2020-glory

When Hans Christian Andersen visited Charles Dickens and his family in 1857, he outstayed his welcome by several weeks. Kate Dickens wrote to a friend that the distinguished Danish children's author was "a bony bore who stayed on and on". #ENGDEN

— Andy Miller (@i_am_mill_i_am) July 7, 2021

bony bore rhymes with PHONEY WAR

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCcD0xHtLqs

Looking beckham when we first met
I cannot escape and I gazza forget
Southy you're the one, Rio Ferdinand
Football's coming home again

And when Lineker wiped
His hands on the grass
Cos he was covered in poop
That came out of his arse

While Eng are in the pool,thinking they are in the final

🇩🇰 Finding their rhythm... @dbulandshold #DEN #EURO2020 pic.twitter.com/LZJ6jJ6UZV

— UEFA EURO 2020 (@EURO2020) July 7, 2021

"a bony bore who stayed on and on"

What a terrible thing to say about Justin Vernon.

is it the pool of death they’re in by any chance?

Don’t know if I should save this for later:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYHn8H9O5Qk

i know a lad who is going home to london for the final (he's very well-off and a transatlantic trip on the spur of the moment is no problem for him, neither will quarantining be when he gets back if need be), i will piss myself laughing if the Danes win today

Im going to miss this but on record i think danes tbh

There’s been some fabulous punditizing on this subject today. pic.twitter.com/3ec3Cmcn7Z

— Elvis Buñuelo (@Mr_Considerate) July 7, 2021

controversial opinion: i don't mind 3 lions. as far as novelty songs go it's not too bad. i haven't heard it in over a decade, which probably helps.

wait til those lads here literally any other song, gonna be some blown minds

Psychic Orpington chicken predicts narrow England win over Denmark in Euros semi https://t.co/MrQmhkalL5 pic.twitter.com/GLArOYCsDK

— News Shopper (@NewsShopper) July 7, 2021

vindaloo the real villain in england songs.

or the one the hamiltons did for the world cup in germany

thankfully no-one remembers the latter except for me

saw a video of a whole primary school dancing and lipsynching to Vindaloo today, just felt very very wrong.

controversial opinion: i don't mind 3 lions. as far as novelty songs go it's not too bad. i haven't heard it in over a decade, which probably helps.

I haven't heard it in over 30 seconds.

... spoke too soon.

Good news is Skinner and Baddiel are there, which worked for Germany in '96.