EURO 2020 (2021 Edition)

lmao another dies

Lo, Bezus rose again on the third day.

Be(je)zus!

Yeah the knockouts needed a slugfest imo, nice way to end the round of matches

Awesome!

Holy shit

a ladies bra

BYE BYE SWEDEN

!!!!

boooooooooooooooooooooo

Great goal

Well, that's England in the semis, no way Ukraine are going to beat England.

HOLY SHIT

Get wallander on the phone, Sweden just got murdered

Oh no.

less var more bra

I mean it was a great goal, cannot deny that, but I came into this game neutral and Ukraine's plodding play has put me into Sweden's camp

There must be 25 minutes of stoppage time, no?

my friend Yuri, who is from the Ukraine, and actually took a trip there to watch them play a few years ago, is probably going nuts right now.

Delighted for Dovbyk after his comedy miss earlier.

where are deems and NV

― cancel culture club (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 29 June 2021 22:27 (five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

just got home from the pub and regretting several decisions that led me there

Another group winner shanked by a third placer

the sports bra was homage to brandi chastain yeah?

Confirmed - my friend Yuri is indeed going nuts.

Ukraine can beat England away from Wembley!

Lindelof really should've got to that cross

don't a lot of players wear those underbras? I sit second row at MLS matches and literally see them under every dude's jersey. or was he legit wearing a women's bra?

was supporting the ukraine but the red card was a really unfortunate way for the game to turn. find it implausible they'll beat england, yarmolenko or no yarmolenko

Emgland's plod plod plodding Eeyore football is tailor made to beat Ukraine.

their kits should say "i'm not even supposed to be here today"

England v a surprise package, sure that never goes awry

don't a lot of players wear those underbras? I sit second row at MLS matches and literally see them under every dude's jersey. or was he legit wearing a women's bra?

― cancel culture club (Neanderthal), Tuesday, June 29, 2021 4:38 PM (five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

apparently its a "data bra", i didnt know!

The ‘bras’ are used to monitor a load of physical stats, someone on the bench will have an ipad showing them tonnes of data on the players condition etc

xp

lol and I had no idea THAT'S what they were used for!

Is data bra?

Yes, you have a problem with that?

the 3 worst of the 4 third-placed teams all thru to the QF - only Portugal out, along with the rest of Group F, the only one with no survivors left in the tournament

(xp) (... joke doesn't work in America)

actually he's starting an onlyfans and doesn't want to give away too much free content

lol I got it, Tom

the 3 worst of the 4 third-placed teams all thru to the QF - only Portugal out, along with the rest of Group F, the only one with no survivors left in the tournament

― ten man poland chasing this means hamsik feasts (breastcrawl), Tuesday, 29 June 2021 22:48 (five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

new meaning for "group of death"

where are deems and NV

― cancel culture club (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 29 June 2021 22:27 (five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

just got home from the pub and regretting several decisions that led me there

― Take me home, Jordan Rhodes (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 29 June 2021 21:34 (twenty-two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Ive had a busy day

I took my dog for a three mile walk while England game was on because I knew the chance of bumping into any arseholes was vastly reduced. I put the portable DAB onto 5 live after the game and heard Harry Maguire saying that being the England goalkeeper "is the most heavily scrutinised job in world football" and remembered that some of the worst wankers in the UK have Irish immigrant parents!

After England beats Germany expect no mercy from Merkel over the European travel ban. It’s Skegness in the rain for all of us this summer.

— Harriet Sergeant (@HarrietSergeant) June 30, 2021

thought that was a parody until I clicked through

At the point where the England fans started booing the German national anthem, the authorities should have stopped the game and given a win to Germany.

— Simon Cosgrove 🇪🇺#FBPE #Rejoin (@simoncosgrove) June 30, 2021

it's impossible to parody FBPE takes on football

She's crying tonight, but tomorrow morning she'll still have her freedom of movement, live in a civilised well-governed country and have food on the shelves of her local supermarket. https://t.co/aiJ4RKa46q

— Dorothy Lepkowska (@DotLepkowska) June 29, 2021

These are bad tweets but perhaps there are some good ones out there.

idk seems unlikely

A lot of tweeters probably still taking time to compose themselves after witnessing that beastly Sweden player kicking the ball yesterday