the crimes of george lucas ('90s on)

we should be so lucky

lol 'grocery groin'

co-workers will soon notice

must stop reading thread

http://jarjarbinks.home.insightbb.com/Naboo/Tarpals.jpg

Yeah, wesall, Mesa'm married to a curvy Colombian woman, so der flowers ta indie wock womanhood look decidedly dingy and drab to mesa, and always have. Oh, NOOOOO! Der indie world's concept ta sexy is bery closely wesalated to its concept ta 'wock': limp, non-threatenin', far more interested in talkin' than fuckin'. Way? Esqueeze mesa.
-- unperson, Monday, January 7, 2008 7:51 PM

Neddo Raggetta: "What the hutt-slime is that and why are you making us look at it."

^^^ meant in the context of Lucas is reading this right now; he's been googling his name all day and now has his script for next film.

okay so Mesa figured 'dis won't be bad, maybe some awkwardness and dependin' on how tis Mesa'll either keep goin' to der kitchen or wun back to mesa woom'

so ta course Mesa walk out derre and she's got her ass in der air while dis scrawny indie fop WEARING A TRUCKER HAT AND NOTHING ELSE is attemptin' to INSERT HIS COCK IN HER ASS. OH, NOOOOO!

ON MY COUCH

Mesa go out and dis sight actually caused mesa to go 'oh ugh god!' Mesa woommate tumbled out ta her awkward position onto der floor landin' on her shoulder and Trucker Hat fell to his side with a grunt. Ooh! Mesacky icky goosa! mesa woommate shrieked 'wha are yousa doin' home?!' and scampered into her woom, almost on all fours, past mesa. Way? Esqueeze mesa. she slammed der door behind her. Ooh! Mesacky icky goosa! Trucker Hat gathered his pants and WAN INTO THE KITCHEN

ta course i followed him and he was sputterin' 'sorry dude sorry dude' and Mesa just said 'let mesa get mesa sandwich and yousa go clean up MY couch!' he agin said 'sorry sorry sorry' and wan out ta der kitchen and to der bedroom, he pounded on der door and asked to be let in, and mesa woommate let him in.

MESASA JAR-JAR BINKS! MY LIVING WOOM SMELLS LIKE NOTHING MESA'VE SMELLED BEFORE

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memory is fuzzy but was queen amygdala an elected queen with term limits? how do you go about electing royalty?

probably in an election

I can totally see how an elected queen works -- it's just like any other elected position except you get special clothes and better stuff for your family

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elective_monarchy
Although it's implied in II that everyone votes in the Naboo elections.

I can totally see how an elected queen works -- it's just like any other elected position except you get special clothes and better stuff for your family

You also get to boink guys you used to babysit.

fuckin gungans, they just vote for whoever promises more welfare

sure it wasn't decided through collecting utility data?

queen amygdala--sounds like the queen of STD's. What is Amygdala anyway

in fairness, boinking the babysitter/babysittee just a universal perk of politics

we've gone straight through some kind of custos event horizon itt

― Kashyyyk Goood Frriieends (goole), Wednesday, July 15, 2009 4:18 PM (32 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

too true :(

(xxpost) Amidala - amygdala is a bit of yer brain

(xxxpost) But that would only work if they had utility data for each individual building, which they didn't because their application wouldn't allow it.

http://coreygilmore.com/uploads/2007/08/beating_a_dead_horse.jpg

what I do best...

that's a 'shop

the crimes of Cowardly G. Soundgarden (342 new answers)

no I'm pretty sure it's a horse

why are the guys from Office Space beating a horse

because of the data thing

Definitely a 'shop. Ron Livingston originally had a golf club in the horse-beating scene.

One thing that really bugs me in these movies is that they insist on putting every last line of Yoda's dialog into his screwed-up Yoda syntax. There's a scene in Attack of the Clones where Yoda is supposed to be commanding the Clone Army in the heat of battle and it's obvious that his garbled syntax makes snap decisions virtually impossible because it takes him 10 times as long as it should to give a simple order.

When The Phantom Menace first came out, there were lots of crazy people arguing that it was a better movie than the original because it had "real" actors like Liam Neeson and Ewan McGregor rather than Mark Hammil and Carrie Fisher. These people were obviously smoking crack.

haha i didnt even know that was from office space. still havent seen!!

was this literally crazy people yelling things on street corners saying this?

xpost - WHAT?!

do you think you could find anybody (outside of skywalker ranch) these days who will go to bat for these movies, specifically to argue that they are better than the originals? do this person exist?

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/120294/better_than_the_original_trilogy_the.html

^^ the article for which the word "challop" was invented

Nowhere in the original Star Wars trilogy is there any sequence of events nearly as profound in their application to real life as the manipulation of Palpatine as he orchestrates the separatist movement "headed" by Count Dooku, which allows him to go before the senate and ask for special
"emergency powers" to deal with the growing threat facing the peace of the republic. Perhaps if America had embraced the prequel in the way they did the original Star Wars trilogy they would recognize the danger when an elected member of a representative republic asks for "emergency powers" to combat a threat.

makes you think

Watching the Stars Wars prequel is like a lesson in civics

sounds fun

^^ the article for which the word "challop" was invented

― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Wednesday, July 15, 2009 5:42 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

that's not even challop-quality, too earnest

i mean

Chances are you don't even remember these words of Darth Maul: "Fear is my ally."

He's written a number of things.

There is no scarier scene in the entire Star Wars canon than the one that takes place in Attack of the Clones between Anakin and Amidala when they are having a discussion about the politics of the republic, and Anakin suggests that the system is broken and needs to be replaced with something where one person in charge has the power to enforce laws he feels is for the good of the people. To which Amidala replies, rightfully, that what Anakin is talking about sounds like a dictatorship. And then these all-too-familiar words from Anakin: "Well, if it works."

dont you see??? the iraq war is OUR fault. for NOT LOVING THE PREQUELS.

The Disappearance of Sunday Best and the Relaxation of Proper Church Attire
What is acceptable to wear to church changed quite a bit over the last quarter of the 20th century.

^^ the article for which the word "challop" was invented

The Effect of Crime Scene Investigation Technology on the Private Detective Show
What ever happened to the traditional detective show on TV? The crime scene investigation show killed it, that's what happened to the traditional detective show on TV.

Class Warfare, Ideology, and the Ways in Which Rap and Country Music Are Identical Entities
Some of the greatest music in pop history was forged by the rebelliousness engendered by class warfare; then there's rap and country music in which class distinction created the desire for assimilation into the capitalist ideology.

do you think you could find anybody (outside of skywalker ranch) these days who will go to bat for these movies, specifically to argue that they are better than the originals? do this person exist?

I'm not sure we have that individual data here.

There is no scarier scene in the entire American canon than the one that takes place in between McCain and Palin when they are having a discussion about the politics of the republic, and Palin suggests that the system is broken and needs to be replaced with something where one person in charge has the power to enforce laws he feels is for the good of the people. To which McCain replies, rightfully, that what Palin is talking about sounds like a dictatorship. And then these all-too-familiar words from Joe The Plumber: "Well, if it works."

What Do You Know About Weddings?
Weddings are one of the oldest and longest-lasting rituals known to man. The joining of a man and a woman in matrimony is a rite of passage shared by civilizations across the planet.