the crimes of george lucas ('90s on)

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"You've never heard of the Millennium Falcon? She's the ship that collected the individual building utility meter data in less than 12 parsecs."

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bow down

lol

Not too much different from the actual Episode I crawl tbh

we have a winner

classic

btw there's apparently only a 5 year gap between P & A so that's not as skeevy as I originally thought it was

took these at ALA this week, seems relevant:

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They were handing out compiled individual building meter data.

ACRL didn't have stormtroopers, what a ripoff.

http://www.r2-d2.de/Character/Bilderseiten/ep-5-%20(42).jpg
"downloading ur individual building utility meter data"

http://www.georgettesworld.com/main/lukeobitroopers.jpg

Please note that this is not the utility data for the entire campus that you are looking for.

holy shit s1ocki

http://the-trukstop.com/articles/2007/images/star_wars_wallpaper/wookiee.jpg

"Please note that utility data for the entire campus also included is. This the only data made available with the application was, and in order to savings accurately estimate and verify, individual building meter data obtained from the campus will need to be."

lol at snoball

wtf I don't even remember yoda and the wookies

what drove me NUTS is how he passive-aggressively included the real movie as a "special feature" on the dvd release but not the anamorphic version. SUCH a bitch move.

Ok, I've tried reading about this, but I can't understand it. What does a non-anamorphic DVD release mean? Is the picture squished?

holy fuck this thread is classic

"Non-anamorphic" means the metachlorian count is unusually high for a major studio release.

Ok, I've tried reading about this, but I can't understand it. What does a non-anamorphic DVD release mean? Is the picture squished?

― Emmet Otter's SugBan Christmas (The Yellow Kid), Wednesday, July 15, 2009 3:37 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

it means the black bars at the top and bottom are actually part of the image itself. so if you watch it on a widescreen tv, it just floats in the middle with black bars on ALL sides.

IT'S SICK.

does the movie at least bounce around the screen

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Please note that utility data for der entire campus also included is. Mesasa Jar-Jar Binks! Dis der only data made available with der application was, and in order to savings accurately estimate and verify, individual buildin' mesater data obtained from der campus will need to be. Oh. Flbulbulbu.

Flbulbulbu otm

how long did it take to translate that into jive, joygoat?

btw there's apparently only a 5 year gap between P & A so that's not as skeevy as I originally thought it was

I don't the age gap was the bulk of the weirdness on this one!

^ "think"

There still exists on the internet a Jar Jar Binks translator: http://www.elibs.com/e/funkatize

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"You would prefer some other utility data? Perhaps individual building meter data? Then name the system!"

I don't the age gap was the bulk of the weirdness on this one!

The age gap wasn't that big, but for that age group it is still pretty bizarre for a woman to be dating someone that much younger.

Baby cougar mama drama

the Jar-Jar Binks translator may have changed my life forever

I'll put it this way

5-year age gap = who cares

you're a 32-year-old woman who meets a 27-year old you used to babysit for as a kid and now he seems cute = go for it

you meet a child and are sort of around as he goes through adolescence and then as soon as he's getting grown up you get with him = did Woody Allen work on this script?

ha! i was wondering how long it would take for ian to get here...

And tis taken even longer for mesa to get back. Ooh! Mesacky icky goosa!

Mesa was crushin' on old-school Hillary Clinton (in her Twenties) -- probably because she wesasembles mesa supremely attractive friend Erin (who, despite likin' mesa, is with someone else wight now and so she's horribly unattainable). Huh? Goodness gracious, Mesa'm an absolute sucker for blondes derse days. Way? Esqueeze mesa. But after droppin' by a bookstore yesterday where mesa long-time friend Molly (who is not a blonde, mind yousa) works -- oh goodness, she's always shtunnin' but yesterday Mesa wesaally wanted to pounce on her because she looked so exceptionally scrumptious (without even tryin'!) and was just so bubbly and charmin'. Ooh! Mesacky icky goosa! Mesa wanted to playfully tackle her behind der counter and from derre on it would've been wonderfully inappropriate! Anyhow, she's invited mesa along to dinner and some other event with a group ta her friends on Friday -- tis not a date essentially, but at heart Mesa wouldn't mind if it twisted into one. Ooh! Mesacky icky goosa! Ooh, Mesa just wesamembered that she complimented mesa appearance! No-one ever does that! Squee! Cuddlestein Mountain! Nuvvieworld! okeday, Mesa'm just gettin' widiculous -- Mesa'm just excited because tis a prospect to escape social poverty with a possibulhint ta womance. Ooh! Mesacky icky goosa! Mesa'm probably bein' toosa optimistic; Mesa can't help it! Mesa've wanted somethin' to look forward to!

― Ian Riese-Moraine: a casualty of social estrangement. (Eastern Mantra), Tuesday, August 16, 2005 2:41 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Oh dear.

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"Where were you guys?"

"We ran into a meter whose utility data was the only one made available on the application."

Yeah, I'm seven years old than my husband, which is no big deal, unless we started dating when I was in senior in high school and he was ten. (We did not.)

xp

you meet a child and are sort of around as he goes through adolescence

Dude, he says at the beginning of Episode II he hasn't seen her in ten years; i.e., ages 9 through 19.

you meet a child and are sort of around as he goes through adolescence and then as soon as he's getting grown up you get with him =seriously though exactly how many roles has Morgan Freeman played where his character could be described as "wise" or "a seasoned veteran" or "jaded"

Does anyone else feel like Padme gets YOUNGER as these movies goes on instead of older?

Dan, I see you and raise you:

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I had a friend who would chew up two hula-hoops and dern deposit der chewed up gloop inside der O ta a third hula-hoop. Way? Esqueeze mesa. dern she'd eat it. Oh. Flbulbulbu.

Yup, Mesa used to do dis. Oh. Flbulbulbu. Mesa'd also chew up a couple ta pringles and use der wesasultin' paste as a sandwich spread between two intact pringles. Oh, NOOOOO!

-- Markelby (boyincorduro. Way? Esqueeze mesa.), April 20th, 2005 10:57 AM

Well, she acts like a seven-year-old by the time Anakin breaks her heart.

(xpost)

oh my god

"You would prefer some other utility data? Perhaps individual building meter data? Then name the system!"

― I am moving on baby, I am moving on (Pancakes Hackman), Wednesday, July 15, 2009 3:45 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^^ best yet

Dude, he says at the beginning of Episode II he hasn't seen her in ten years; i.e., ages 9 through 19.

what, I'm supposed to change my mockery based on remembering actual factual details from these films? I think not

but ok fine, then, I guess she can hit that

now say it like Yoda

hit that, she can

Well, you can continue mockery based on the fact that she barely even recognizes him, while he's apparently perved on her from afar for ten years.

a pervert you think she is then, yes, Pancakes? mmm? mmm?