the crimes of george lucas ('90s on)

what are the best of the non-parody, non-turkish fan-edits of this series? i want to have a star wars marathon but don't want to inflict the official versions on anyone.

oh, forgot about this choice but of dialogue:

Anakin: Are you an angel?
Queen Amidala: What?
Anakin: An angel. I've heard the deep space pilots talk about them. They live on the moons of Iego, I think. They're the most beautiful creatures in the universe.

er, choice bit

http://laweekly.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/force_choke_2.jpg

"I find your lack of data disturbing."

Maybe a moderator can take out Shakey's quote and replace it with something that appears to be a bit more conforming.

Dan I was looking for that so thank you.

http://www.postkiwi.com/images/2005/5/Anakin-Padme.jpg

"Please note that utility data for the entire campus is also included. This was the only data made available with the application, and in order to accurately estimate and verify savings, individual building meter data will need to be obtained from the campus."

Anakin: Are you an angel?
Queen Amidala: What?
Anakin: Never mind. But when I grow up I want a piece of that, okay?

thank god no one is sitting next to me today.

This thread is way more entertaining than the prequels.

http://worldofliz.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/jabbaleia.jpg

"Please note that utility data for the entire campus is also included. This was the only data made available with the application, and in order to accurately estimate and verify savings, individual building meter data will need to be obtained from the campus."

http://wisportsconsin.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/spaceballs-right-now.jpg

Dark Helmet: What's the matter with this thing? What's all this churning and bubbling? You call this individual building meter data?
Colonel Sandurz: No sir, we call it 'Mr. Coffee'. Care for some?
Dark Helmet: [pause] Yes! I always have coffee when I watch utility data for the entire campus. You know that.
Colonel Sandurz: Of course, I do.
Dark Helmet: Everybody knows that!

Yoda: Good relations with the Wookies, I have.

ew

How old are Anakin and Padme when they start knocking boots?

http://www.dancewithshadows.com/media/images/anakin-skywalker.jpg

http://stupidcelebrities.net/wp-content/marilyn_manson-three-jpg.jpeg

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_nLxjw6ZMy10/SRu9Vukq1XI/AAAAAAAABnI/_K1Fvm5DgSk/s400/HanCantina.png

"You've never heard of the Millennium Falcon? She's the ship that collected the individual building utility meter data in less than 12 parsecs."

http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/5557/84445610.jpg

bow down

lol

Not too much different from the actual Episode I crawl tbh

we have a winner

classic

btw there's apparently only a 5 year gap between P & A so that's not as skeevy as I originally thought it was

took these at ALA this week, seems relevant:

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3446/3724664350_71004731ac.jpg?v=0
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3434/3724666102_bbee076d83.jpg?v=0
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2484/3723858781_49e00a6222.jpg?v=0

They were handing out compiled individual building meter data.

ACRL didn't have stormtroopers, what a ripoff.

http://www.r2-d2.de/Character/Bilderseiten/ep-5-%20(42).jpg
"downloading ur individual building utility meter data"

http://www.georgettesworld.com/main/lukeobitroopers.jpg

Please note that this is not the utility data for the entire campus that you are looking for.

holy shit s1ocki

http://the-trukstop.com/articles/2007/images/star_wars_wallpaper/wookiee.jpg

"Please note that utility data for the entire campus also included is. This the only data made available with the application was, and in order to savings accurately estimate and verify, individual building meter data obtained from the campus will need to be."

lol at snoball

wtf I don't even remember yoda and the wookies

what drove me NUTS is how he passive-aggressively included the real movie as a "special feature" on the dvd release but not the anamorphic version. SUCH a bitch move.

Ok, I've tried reading about this, but I can't understand it. What does a non-anamorphic DVD release mean? Is the picture squished?

holy fuck this thread is classic

"Non-anamorphic" means the metachlorian count is unusually high for a major studio release.

Ok, I've tried reading about this, but I can't understand it. What does a non-anamorphic DVD release mean? Is the picture squished?

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it means the black bars at the top and bottom are actually part of the image itself. so if you watch it on a widescreen tv, it just floats in the middle with black bars on ALL sides.

IT'S SICK.

does the movie at least bounce around the screen

http://kimskorner.zed1.net/albums/Answers/jarjarbinks.jpg
Please note that utility data for der entire campus also included is. Mesasa Jar-Jar Binks! Dis der only data made available with der application was, and in order to savings accurately estimate and verify, individual buildin' mesater data obtained from der campus will need to be. Oh. Flbulbulbu.

Flbulbulbu otm

how long did it take to translate that into jive, joygoat?

btw there's apparently only a 5 year gap between P & A so that's not as skeevy as I originally thought it was

I don't the age gap was the bulk of the weirdness on this one!

^ "think"

There still exists on the internet a Jar Jar Binks translator: http://www.elibs.com/e/funkatize

http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j227/bizzarofett/tarkin.jpg

"You would prefer some other utility data? Perhaps individual building meter data? Then name the system!"

I don't the age gap was the bulk of the weirdness on this one!

The age gap wasn't that big, but for that age group it is still pretty bizarre for a woman to be dating someone that much younger.

Baby cougar mama drama

the Jar-Jar Binks translator may have changed my life forever

I'll put it this way

5-year age gap = who cares

you're a 32-year-old woman who meets a 27-year old you used to babysit for as a kid and now he seems cute = go for it

you meet a child and are sort of around as he goes through adolescence and then as soon as he's getting grown up you get with him = did Woody Allen work on this script?

ha! i was wondering how long it would take for ian to get here...

And tis taken even longer for mesa to get back. Ooh! Mesacky icky goosa!

Mesa was crushin' on old-school Hillary Clinton (in her Twenties) -- probably because she wesasembles mesa supremely attractive friend Erin (who, despite likin' mesa, is with someone else wight now and so she's horribly unattainable). Huh? Goodness gracious, Mesa'm an absolute sucker for blondes derse days. Way? Esqueeze mesa. But after droppin' by a bookstore yesterday where mesa long-time friend Molly (who is not a blonde, mind yousa) works -- oh goodness, she's always shtunnin' but yesterday Mesa wesaally wanted to pounce on her because she looked so exceptionally scrumptious (without even tryin'!) and was just so bubbly and charmin'. Ooh! Mesacky icky goosa! Mesa wanted to playfully tackle her behind der counter and from derre on it would've been wonderfully inappropriate! Anyhow, she's invited mesa along to dinner and some other event with a group ta her friends on Friday -- tis not a date essentially, but at heart Mesa wouldn't mind if it twisted into one. Ooh! Mesacky icky goosa! Ooh, Mesa just wesamembered that she complimented mesa appearance! No-one ever does that! Squee! Cuddlestein Mountain! Nuvvieworld! okeday, Mesa'm just gettin' widiculous -- Mesa'm just excited because tis a prospect to escape social poverty with a possibulhint ta womance. Ooh! Mesacky icky goosa! Mesa'm probably bein' toosa optimistic; Mesa can't help it! Mesa've wanted somethin' to look forward to!

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