the crimes of george lucas ('90s on)

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"Join me, and together we will collect the individual building meter data!"

oh! every fucking jedi council in these movies was so lame! also whenever they're in the galactic senate and there are some fucking et's floating by--that sucked

lol

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"Where is that individual building meter data?"

Was Anakin's little friend in Ep. 1 actually Greedo? Because if so, then that.

jesus christ really? it's like everything that should not have been linked up between the two series was, and everything that needed to be was not

his worst crime imo was that in a very bored moment at work i started rewriting one of the scenes from the 1st one that in half-remembered form was still bothering me. he made me do this.

http://smashcut.today.com/files/2009/04/vader_no.jpg

"Please note that utility data for the entire campus is also included. This was the only data made available with the application, and in order to accurately estimate and verify savings, individual building meter data will need to be obtained from the campus."

McDiarmid is pretty good but he's not an emperor, he's the chicken hawk who hits on Chris in "The Family Guy."

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"I love utility data!"

"I know."

those really are the two most boring sentences i've ever seen in the english language, it's amazing and hilarious

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"Please note that utility data for the entire campus is also included. This was the only data made available with the application, and in order to accurately estimate and verify savings, individual building meter data will need to be obtained from the campus."

lol I am the only person here in the universe who doesn't hate these movies

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"Please note that utility data for the entire campus is also included. This was the only data made available with the application, and in order to accurately estimate and verify savings, individual building meter data will need to be obtained from the campus."

Dammit you just beat me to the punch latebloomer.

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"Please note that utility data for the entire campus is also included. This was the only data made available with the application, and in order to accurately estimate and verify savings, individual building meter data will need to be obtained from the campus."

dammit latebloomer I was about to post that

also my wife likes all six of these movies more than everyone here put together

Caption this one.

http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/050516/050516_ianMcDiarmid_hmed_3p.hmedium.jpg

you guys are killin me

I also do not hate these movies, Dan. I went to Star Wars Celebration in L.A. in 2007 and watched all six in a row for 17 hours.

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"There...is...an...oth...er...BUILD...ING...MET...ER."

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"I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth."

lol

possibly because they made him wear a rattail

yeah as far as the devil being in the details, anakin's hair is sort of a nice summation of the crimes of george lucas ('90s on).

possibly because they made him wear a rattail

haaaaahaha Ned people in my office are looking at me like I'm crazy now because of the wang laughing

It is a period of civil war.
Rebel metermen, striking
from a hidden base, have won
their first victory against
the evil campus utility.

During the battle, metermen
spies managed to steal secret
plans to the utility's
ultimate weapon, the DATA
STAR, an armored space
station with enough savings
to destroy an entire endowment.

Pursued by the utility's
sinister agents, Princess
Leia races home aboard her
Zipcar, custodian of the
stolen plans that can save her
people and restore
freedom to the sophomores....

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"Please note that utility data for the entire campus is also included. This was the only data made available with the application, and in order to accurately estimate and verify savings, individual building meter data will need to be obtained from the campus."

what are the best of the non-parody, non-turkish fan-edits of this series? i want to have a star wars marathon but don't want to inflict the official versions on anyone.

oh, forgot about this choice but of dialogue:

Anakin: Are you an angel?
Queen Amidala: What?
Anakin: An angel. I've heard the deep space pilots talk about them. They live on the moons of Iego, I think. They're the most beautiful creatures in the universe.

er, choice bit

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"I find your lack of data disturbing."

Maybe a moderator can take out Shakey's quote and replace it with something that appears to be a bit more conforming.

Dan I was looking for that so thank you.

http://www.postkiwi.com/images/2005/5/Anakin-Padme.jpg

"Please note that utility data for the entire campus is also included. This was the only data made available with the application, and in order to accurately estimate and verify savings, individual building meter data will need to be obtained from the campus."

Anakin: Are you an angel?
Queen Amidala: What?
Anakin: Never mind. But when I grow up I want a piece of that, okay?

thank god no one is sitting next to me today.

This thread is way more entertaining than the prequels.

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"Please note that utility data for the entire campus is also included. This was the only data made available with the application, and in order to accurately estimate and verify savings, individual building meter data will need to be obtained from the campus."

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Dark Helmet: What's the matter with this thing? What's all this churning and bubbling? You call this individual building meter data?
Colonel Sandurz: No sir, we call it 'Mr. Coffee'. Care for some?
Dark Helmet: [pause] Yes! I always have coffee when I watch utility data for the entire campus. You know that.
Colonel Sandurz: Of course, I do.
Dark Helmet: Everybody knows that!

Yoda: Good relations with the Wookies, I have.

ew

How old are Anakin and Padme when they start knocking boots?

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"You've never heard of the Millennium Falcon? She's the ship that collected the individual building utility meter data in less than 12 parsecs."

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bow down

lol

Not too much different from the actual Episode I crawl tbh

we have a winner

classic

btw there's apparently only a 5 year gap between P & A so that's not as skeevy as I originally thought it was

took these at ALA this week, seems relevant:

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They were handing out compiled individual building meter data.