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I always ensure my legs are freshly ironed and shaved before I pack them, too.

― Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 10:50 (twenty-two years ago)

That doesn't quite work.

― Madchen (Madchen), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 11:05 (twenty-two years ago)

"caucasion, 6 foot three, moustache" "that's an awfully big moustache"

― Robbie Lumsden (Wallace Stevens HQ), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 11:07 (twenty-two years ago)

I know! My legs are all hot after I've ironed them and so I get tons of razor nicks!

― Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 11:07 (twenty-two years ago)

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I know! My legs are all hot after I've ironed them and so I get tons of razor nicks!

― Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 11:08 (twenty-two years ago)

No, that doesn't work either. Anyone knows that you get nicks when the skin is cold.

― Madchen (Madchen), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 12:13 (twenty-two years ago)

I fear that the chilly north has turned the Wegie London expats into frightful pedants.

― Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 12:16 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't think that's fair. there's still a lot that gets by them.

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 12:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes, I'm a twat.

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 12:43 (twenty-two years ago)

but jerry you live in south london

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 12:56 (twenty-two years ago)

That doesn't quite work.

― Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 13:02 (twenty-two years ago)

let's not be pedantic.

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 13:02 (twenty-two years ago)

RJG - Cook - Cozen - anyone else

I think we can assume Tracer means this evening. I have lost his mobile number. Can anyone make it? I finish work at six.

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 14:25 (twenty-two years ago)

"fear that the chilly north has turned the Wegie London expats into frightful pedants"

Wegie? Is that when yer knickers get all scrunched up in yer bum?

― smee (smee), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 14:33 (twenty-two years ago)

No, you are confusing it with a Glasgow FAP.

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 14:38 (twenty-two years ago)

In Glasgow FAP means Fill Ass Pants

― Mooro (Mooro), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 14:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Well it doesn't mean random ILXors getting together for a drink, that's for sure!

― smee (smee), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 14:56 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm trying, smee.

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 14:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Really?

― smee (smee), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 15:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes I meant today!

I can get to Bar 10 by 7 o'COCK. I didn't bring my mobile with me anyway so we're going to have to just do it!

Madchen why would you do all that grooming if you're not meeting me?

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 15:04 (twenty-two years ago)

I WILL BE THERE

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 15:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Don't think I will be. Supposed to be going to see Multiplies etc I think, in between packing and going for drink with my dad. TOO MUCH TO DO.

I might be able to make it briefly. Call me, someone. Anyone.

― Ally C (Ally C), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 15:19 (twenty-two years ago)

I think you should, got for drink (lots) with your dad.

I have not been keeping up.

― the bluefox, Tuesday, 20 April 2004 15:22 (twenty-two years ago)

OK, pf.

And where the hell is this Bar 10, anyway?

― Ally C (Ally C), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 15:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Actually I may skip the gig. Like I said. Call.

― Ally C (Ally C), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 15:31 (twenty-two years ago)

It's opposite the Lighthouse, on Mitchell Lane.

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 15:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Bring your dad along.

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 15:32 (twenty-two years ago)

sorry tracer dude, if this was tomorrow I'd totally come but I'm signed up to see alasdair roberts tonight.

― cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 15:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Tracer: because I am going to a posh hotel in a glamorous foreign metropolis with Ally C tomorrow. I will shave my legs for you some other time.

― Madchen (Madchen), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 15:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Alternative answer: because my legs are a forest

― Madchen (Madchen), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 15:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Shaving your legs takes how long? 10 mins?

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 15:57 (twenty-two years ago)

quickest deforestation ever.

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 15:59 (twenty-two years ago)

we should have another glasgow FAP.

― cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 16:00 (twenty-two years ago)

What a great idea.

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 16:01 (twenty-two years ago)

It takes about 10 minutes just for the bath to run. While that is happening, I apply wash my face and apply a face pack. Then I shave my legs, wash hair ect. Then I get out of the bath and do other girlie stuff like paint my toes and moisturise my elbows.

I also have to pack. I'm leaving work now, bye!

― Madchen (Madchen), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 16:24 (twenty-two years ago)

I changed my mind. Tracer has been fapped. He seemed surprised that I was keeping an eye on the footie.

I thought of another one - The Damned can either be singular or plural.

― Madchen (Madchen), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 21:37 (twenty-two years ago)

How come we couldn't stop talking about hookers?

p.s. I don't think the 38 actually runs at night.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 23:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Glasgow buses aren't something I've ever thought it was worth the trouble learning about. You rented a taxi?

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 23:12 (twenty-two years ago)

I am going to regret this, isn't I?

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 23:14 (twenty-two years ago)

I hired a hooker.

― Ally C (Ally C), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 23:17 (twenty-two years ago)

hookah
snuka
...

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 23:18 (twenty-two years ago)

No, I hired a damn pedlar to carry me home on his back. He knifed a few people on the way who were singing too loud.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 23:21 (twenty-two years ago)

we should have talked about hookahs.

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 23:24 (twenty-two years ago)

There's a hippie hookah place off Kilmarnock Road near the shopping center if you really wanna know. I don't even know what that means either but I swear it's there.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 23:28 (twenty-two years ago)

We have Tchai Ovna for all our hookah needs. Richard - do your work.

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 23:31 (twenty-two years ago)

haha I was in tchai ovna tonight and, for the first time in my life, tried a hookah. synchronicity innit.

― cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 23:40 (twenty-two years ago)

How was the hookah for you?

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 23:43 (twenty-two years ago)

it was... okay actually. a bit cherry.

― cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 23:45 (twenty-two years ago)

I find them ultimately unsatisfying.

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 23:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Like hookers, I imagine.

I don't imagine very often.

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 23:48 (twenty-two years ago)

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