EURO 2020 (2021 Edition)

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Just glanced up at Sousa and thought he was Jordan Peterson, hope Poland go out now

Full Kit Starmer (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 23 June 2021 17:28 (five years ago)

Busquets is absolutely having this, yes

Eschew things thirty two times before swallowing them (darraghmac), Wednesday, 23 June 2021 17:29 (five years ago)

The morata subplot amuses tho

Eschew things thirty two times before swallowing them (darraghmac), Wednesday, 23 June 2021 17:29 (five years ago)

lol, morata's replacement, ferran torres scored with a deft strikers flick in his first move..they must play morata as a psychological tactic, lulling teams into a false sense of security around a duff striker, genius

Swanswans, Wednesday, 23 June 2021 17:29 (five years ago)

Best comment on the OG "why didnt the keeoer just leave it to Morata?"

Eschew things thirty two times before swallowing them (darraghmac), Wednesday, 23 June 2021 17:30 (five years ago)

lol, leave it to the keeper...Slovak concede 5, demanding now to use one of their subs to sub morata back on

Swanswans, Wednesday, 23 June 2021 17:32 (five years ago)

Game on

Full Kit Starmer (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 23 June 2021 17:43 (five years ago)

Haha here we go

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 23 June 2021 17:43 (five years ago)

Spain top the group, who gets fucked here if Poland win, Ukraine?

Full Kit Starmer (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 23 June 2021 17:44 (five years ago)

Aw, finished now

Full Kit Starmer (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 23 June 2021 17:52 (five years ago)

Oof

groovypanda, Wednesday, 23 June 2021 17:53 (five years ago)

Dang

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 23 June 2021 17:53 (five years ago)

is Ukraine's 3pts -1 gd enough to go thru now?

oscar bravo, Wednesday, 23 June 2021 17:57 (five years ago)

Assuming Portugal don't get thumped later, likely they'll be playing Belgium next round

groovypanda, Wednesday, 23 June 2021 17:58 (five years ago)

Yes because Finns and Slovaks worse GD xp

groovypanda, Wednesday, 23 June 2021 17:59 (five years ago)

Slovakia must be worst 3pt team. can't remember Finland's gd, they did finish 3rd didn't they?

xp ah thanks

oscar bravo, Wednesday, 23 June 2021 18:00 (five years ago)

Finns basically out unless Portugal lose by 4 or more

groovypanda, Wednesday, 23 June 2021 18:00 (five years ago)

This looks most likely now (assuming Portugal don't win later):

Belgium v Portugal
Nederlands v Czechs
Sweden v Ukraine
France/Germany v Swiss

groovypanda, Wednesday, 23 June 2021 18:04 (five years ago)

...and if Hungary beats the Germans 5-1 or 8-3 as well (they have done it before), Germany and Portugal are both out

ten man poland chasing this means hamsik feasts (breastcrawl), Wednesday, 23 June 2021 18:10 (five years ago)

xp

ten man poland chasing this means hamsik feasts (breastcrawl), Wednesday, 23 June 2021 18:11 (five years ago)

no bruno for portugal

oscar bravo, Wednesday, 23 June 2021 18:12 (five years ago)

Actually Hungary just have to beat Germany by 3 goals xp

groovypanda, Wednesday, 23 June 2021 18:15 (five years ago)

what breaks the tie between Germany and Finland in that case?

ten man poland chasing this means hamsik feasts (breastcrawl), Wednesday, 23 June 2021 18:18 (five years ago)

...and if Hungary beats the Germans 5-1 or 8-3 as well (they have done it before)

... and then famously lost to them in the final.

Are Animated Dads Getting Hotter? (Tom D.), Wednesday, 23 June 2021 18:19 (five years ago)

Alphabetical order? xp

Okay, 4 goals

groovypanda, Wednesday, 23 June 2021 18:28 (five years ago)

Lampard? Le sigh

Full Kit Starmer (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 23 June 2021 18:33 (five years ago)

1) Points; 2) Goal difference; 3) Goals scored; 4) Wins; 5) Lower disciplinary points total; 6) European Qualifiers overall ranking

it would be goals scored in this case, so Germany can indeed afford to lose by 3 goals

ten man poland chasing this means hamsik feasts (breastcrawl), Wednesday, 23 June 2021 18:36 (five years ago)

and if no clear cut winner can be determined, a three-legged sack race will be held on consecutive Sundays

cancel culture club (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 23 June 2021 18:37 (five years ago)

No Bruno for portugal because v few epl refs in this tournament

Eschew things thirty two times before swallowing them (darraghmac), Wednesday, 23 June 2021 18:37 (five years ago)

anyway, I’m sure all the players are just lovely guys, but fuck Hungary

ten man poland chasing this means hamsik feasts (breastcrawl), Wednesday, 23 June 2021 18:38 (five years ago)

apparently Orban just cancelled his trip to Munich

ten man poland chasing this means hamsik feasts (breastcrawl), Wednesday, 23 June 2021 18:40 (five years ago)

hopefully someone cancels his life

cancel culture club (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 23 June 2021 18:40 (five years ago)

wait Viktor Orban or player Orban

cancel culture club (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 23 June 2021 18:40 (five years ago)

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/jun/23/hungary-viktor-orban-cancels-euro-2020-trip-to-munich-after-rainbow-row-germany

too pink, too strong, I guess

ten man poland chasing this means hamsik feasts (breastcrawl), Wednesday, 23 June 2021 18:43 (five years ago)

someone set him on fire

cancel culture club (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 23 June 2021 18:44 (five years ago)

apparently Orban just cancelled his trip to Munich

ffs the wrong people die in air disasters in Munich

Are Animated Dads Getting Hotter? (Tom D.), Wednesday, 23 June 2021 18:47 (five years ago)

and if no clear cut winner can be determined, a three-legged sack race will be held on consecutive Sundays

Lol

Rich Valley Girl, Poor Valley Girl (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 23 June 2021 18:50 (five years ago)

Oh sweet Joao starts

Full Kit Starmer (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 23 June 2021 18:58 (five years ago)

i know it's about fertilizing fields with the blood of your enemies but by god the french anthem is a banger

oscar bravo, Wednesday, 23 June 2021 18:58 (five years ago)

Best national anthem I just read enemies as the hated bourgeoisie

Full Kit Starmer (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 23 June 2021 18:59 (five years ago)

hard to root against Portugal when so many Wolves there, but.....Ronaldo makes it easy

cancel culture club (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 23 June 2021 19:01 (five years ago)

i know it's about fertilizing fields with the blood of your enemies but by god the french anthem is a banger

The blood of the royal dynasties of Europe trying to destroy the Revolution tbf.

Are Animated Dads Getting Hotter? (Tom D.), Wednesday, 23 June 2021 19:08 (five years ago)

Hungary!

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Wednesday, 23 June 2021 19:11 (five years ago)

Hungary through
Germany out

ten man poland chasing this means hamsik feasts (breastcrawl), Wednesday, 23 June 2021 19:12 (five years ago)

lol seven nation army in the hungary-germany game

Punster McPunisher, Wednesday, 23 June 2021 19:12 (five years ago)

Der lol

Full Kit Starmer (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 23 June 2021 19:12 (five years ago)

Excellent goal tbf

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Wednesday, 23 June 2021 19:13 (five years ago)

great header in the ger-hun game, blimey, germans 0-1, cue: all player for the rest of game camped in hungry half

Swanswans, Wednesday, 23 June 2021 19:13 (five years ago)

everybody's got a hungry half

cancel culture club (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 23 June 2021 19:13 (five years ago)

lol

ten man poland chasing this means hamsik feasts (breastcrawl), Wednesday, 23 June 2021 19:14 (five years ago)


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