Craigslist hilarity

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SBARROS

two years pass...

https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/ank/zip/d/anoka-mn-twins-paul-molitor-3000-hit/7652317880.html

StarTribune poster of Paul Molitor's 3,000 hit. Not mint. Some wrinkles from damage during a move. 24" X 18".
I am selling most of my MN Twins items here.
Health issues are forcing me to begin to liquidate my estate.
I know my family will not abide by my final wishes, so I am
trying to sell here.
If something were to happen to me, my family would simply back a U-Haul up to the door, toss EVERYTHING into boxes, and haul it to Goodwill.
After that they will have a party and dance on my grave.
**MINIMUM 24 HOUR NOTICE FOR P/U.

budo jeru, Tuesday, 8 August 2023 21:03 (nine months ago) link

HOW have I never seen "Pittsburgh's James Joyce" before today? Dying.

I hope he was able to taste her hair and bobs and buy her a meal at Arby's on McKnight Road.

Three Rings for the Elven Bishop (Dan Peterson), Tuesday, 8 August 2023 21:09 (nine months ago) link

"slim yogurt pant"

Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 8 August 2023 21:24 (nine months ago) link

two months pass...

this is one of the creepiest/weirdest CL posts i've seen, in the "free stuff" section:

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/zip/d/falls-church-free-home-repairs/7676945091.html

Free home repairs (Falls church)

If are a plus size women over 45 I will do your home repairs for free. Please live with in 10 miles of Falls Church.

(like, uh, why?)

Lee626, Sunday, 15 October 2023 12:53 (seven months ago) link


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