"we'll change the things that need changing and that's all we'll change": the paSUKification of post-brexit politics 2021

New Cummings Substack post has just dropped. pic.twitter.com/WPXA5uDML7

— Mic Wright (@brokenbottleboy) June 16, 2021

GBNews quickly becoming the new Moe's Bar

They got done by a Mike Oxlong. Incredible pic.twitter.com/oLXD15cFQa

— Alan White (@aljwhite) June 15, 2021

Incredibly, Keir Starmer absents the field and allows SNP Ian Blackford to ask about the Cummings messages. The PM does not respond

— Sam Coates Sky (@SamCoatesSky) June 16, 2021

Kieth is quite above embarrassing the Tory govt at PMQs with the juiciest bits of Dom's blog because that isn't very dignified behaviour - pure class m8 👏👏👏

Disappointed he hasn't posted a full kit pose yet, I assume he's waiting until Scotland are out

he's half n' half kit wanker to the core and should stop pretending otherwise.

So is bringing up DCum's newsletter accusations good or bad praxis? Seem to remember last time around everyone saying it's palacial intrigue that shouldn't interest us.

I don't really care that much tbh, just any excuse to dunk on what a timorous soft shite Kieth is when opportunities to embarrass the govt are gift-wrapped for him by Dom.

All of labour (including the good ones, Abbott, Corbyn, Sultana, etc.) voting for "covid secure borders" bill that puts all amber countries on the red list and vaccine passports? Irrelevant as the tories voted it down anyway, but curious if someone can explain the reasoning here:

https://www.theyworkforyou.com/debates/?id=2021-06-15a.187.0#g231.0

Keir Starmer picks ‘Stonger Together’ slogan used by Hillary Clinton to rebrand

maybe Abbott, Corbyn, Sultana, etc were persuaded not to upset the applecart, because Kieth's 9th fucking rebrand was on the way!

nobody actually noticed his last 3 rebrands so to show he means business this time he's borrowing a vacuous slogan from that oh so successful HRC campaign

Stonger

Left twitter ruthless tonight

Keir Starmer picks ‘Stonger Together’ slogan used by Hillary Clinton to rebrand https://t.co/LjcE4GSvMU

— The Guardian (@guardian) June 16, 2021

pic.twitter.com/NlpQVNw8Tv

— Tom Halligan (@HalliHax) June 16, 2021

This is Ed stone levels https://t.co/eHoT9Ganyi

— Simon Vessey (@Simon_Vessey) June 17, 2021

"Britain in the world" !!!

Stamer Togamer

Public services that work

I'm thinking of getting a bus into work later for the first time in over a year but I'm worried the bus will break down or run out of petrol, so Labour have my vote!

Tell me about Stong Thing

graun typo

sorry misread that on my phone!

Stronger Together: I’m With Stupid

thank christ a political party has finally had the guts to come out and say that britain is part of the world

CuK wasn't some hilarious singular comedy event in politics, it was actually the PLP blueprint for the Corbyn successor, only now they are imploring us to look into a copy of the Oxford Atlas of the World rather than our hands. Is Britain in the world?

Next relaunch: Families Come Together

Britain In The World, But Not Of The World

Asked how it felt to be told she had to leave her post, she is philosophical. “You’ve got to take the rough with the smooth, haven’t you, in politics? Keir is ultimately the manager of the football team, he decides who goes where. I’m just glad I can make a contribution in a different way, hopefully.”

when a player who has been scapegoated for a recent 7-0 rout + demoted to the development squad and still sounds this confident, that's the sign of a real class manager!

Hatherly otm in posting there is a bad homeostasis affliction that always brings Labour back to their natural state of Ed Stonery.

Next relaunch: Families Come Together

The Aristocats!

"Keir is ultimately the manager of the football team"

He isn't.

Stong Island where I got 'em whylin,
That's the reason they're claiming that I'm violent

"Keir is ultimately the director of the railway, so he decides where trains should run to"

"Keir is ultimately the manager of the biscuit factory, so he decides whether Garibaldis are prioritised"

"Keir is ultimately the foreman of the refuse collection truck team, so he decides which bins to collect in which order"

"Too black. Too stong.
Too black. Too stong."

and so on. And so forth.

lots of PLP wankers like Kieth who dubiously identify as social-democrats absolutely despise all the democratic processes of the party, unless they've got the power to do a stitch up on the candidates and levers of power and alienate or expel any members that disagree with them. Sometimes I think Corbyn would been better off being an anti-democratic/Stalinist/horrible boss type wanker like Kieth.

More of a stongman figure?

stong message here

stongo hulkington!

the stong with the luminous nose

and I will sing to you
my stongfellow serenade

Lab: Stonger 4evah

The country:

Collapsed ceilings, mice and mould: Appalling conditions uncovered across an entire housing estate of nearly 500 homes

Read more on @DanielHewittITV's investigation: https://t.co/cDc0FVwn1n pic.twitter.com/by7rGQA8og

— ITV News (@itvnews) June 16, 2021

Metropolitan elites, they should try owning a semi-detached in Hartlepool.

Poots gone!

such a normal party

classic poots

Poots: The lime in the coconut

As Edwin can tell you the world was created in 7 days, but trying to keep this collection of bampots happy is more difficult, so 21 days as leader is maybe not so bad.

Amazing win for the Lib Dems.

Tories there for the taking is it?

General election 2017: Chesham and Amersham

Conservative Cheryl Gillan 33,514 60.7 +1.6
Labour Nina Dluzewska 11,374 20.6 +7.9
Liberal Democrats Peter Jones 7,179 13.0 +4.0
Green Alan Booth 1,660
UKIP David Meacock 1,525

this time Labour finished in 4th place and lost their deposit

I saw people scoffing at piss-diamond accounts for suggesting it was going to be close, which is understandable after 2019. But it looks like they weren't kidding this time. lol when is the last time a Labour candidate lost their deposit?

This is Labour's worst ever result in a by-election. pic.twitter.com/SpUkHFgnUD

— Forward to Victory (@asharchist) June 18, 2021

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E4Jmv-lXoAMRL_N?format=png&name=small