Red SauceUnder mozzaRed SauceSausage and mushrooms, too (hooo)
― butyrate humbucker bobbins (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 15 June 2021 20:24 (three years ago) link
fun fact: in Italy, Bowie’s double live album Stage was released as Quattro Stagioni
― ten man poland chasing this means hamsik feasts (breastcrawl), Tuesday, 15 June 2021 21:02 (three years ago) link
Noidköln
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Tuesday, 15 June 2021 22:55 (three years ago) link
imago clearly trolling everyone itt afaict
― epistantophus, Wednesday, 16 June 2021 01:04 (three years ago) link
Are you suggesting that someone who pooh-poohs most excelsiors and has expressed derision towards (extra) cheesy jokey pun threads isn't 100% onboard with this delightful detour? Think again, friend!
― Jerome Percival Jesus (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 16 June 2021 02:01 (three years ago) link
Onward, comrades!
― imago, Wednesday, 16 June 2021 07:32 (three years ago) link
Width of a Circle (which is a way of describing pizza sizes)
― Fart low, sweet chariot, Coming for to carry me home (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 16 June 2021 09:24 (three years ago) link
P-dough geddon rolls on.
― Noel Emits, Wednesday, 16 June 2021 10:00 (three years ago) link
Funny how pizzas travelI start to believeIf I shredded cheeseThin crust, a man chains his hands held highCruise me blondCruise me babeA blond belief beyond, beyond, beyondNo refundsNo returnsPizzagate
― what's fgti up to these days? nothing. she's fake (flamboyant goon tie included), Wednesday, 16 June 2021 10:59 (three years ago) link
sub-crustos at best
― The 💨 that shook the barlow (wins), Wednesday, 16 June 2021 12:32 (three years ago) link
Should we ban topping threads
― Eschew things thirty two times before swallowing them (darraghmac), Wednesday, 16 June 2021 13:08 (three years ago) link
I dunno, it would feel imbalanced if we only allowed threads about bottoming
― Jerome Percival Jesus (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 16 June 2021 14:52 (three years ago) link
Bubububububuttcrusties!Turn to erase the stains-bu-butt-crusties!Look outcha, ya got some mold on ya, bu-butt-crusties
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 16 June 2021 15:01 (three years ago) link
I feel like we have a couple more weeks in us of this, on this thread
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 16 June 2021 15:02 (three years ago) link
― The 💨 that shook the barlow (wins), Wednesday, 16 June 2021 bookmarkflaglink
I am screaming, as they say on the internet
― xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 16 June 2021 15:12 (three years ago) link
did this whole thing start with Rocket Man?
or as we say in USA - arugula?
― sarahell, Wednesday, 16 June 2021 18:00 (three years ago) link
https://y.yarn.co/f65fe056-1d4a-4a0a-bd19-a6b28ff9825e_text.gif
― Jerome Percival Jesus (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 16 June 2021 18:24 (three years ago) link
Ooooops
'Rocket Man' is Elton John but now that you've made the suggestion, yes I suppose we can and should go down that road.
― Jerome Percival Jesus (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 16 June 2021 18:28 (three years ago) link
I'm still spinningAll these pizza piesJust for example. Can't wait to see what follows!
― Jerome Percival Jesus (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 16 June 2021 18:30 (three years ago) link
It's getting late, have you seen my mates?Ma, tell me when the boys get hereIt's seven o'clock, and I wanna rockWant to get a belly full of Domino's
― blue whales on ambient (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 16 June 2021 18:35 (three years ago) link
And it seems to me you lived your lifeLike a pizza in the bin
― Vin Jawn (PBKR), Wednesday, 16 June 2021 18:36 (three years ago) link
like a calzone in the wind?
― ten man poland chasing this means hamsik feasts (breastcrawl), Wednesday, 16 June 2021 18:56 (three years ago) link
Down that... Yellow Brick-Oven Road?
― Champagne Heathernova (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 16 June 2021 19:05 (three years ago) link
while onion pizzas and mad hatters, sons of bakers, sons of lawyers..."
― Champagne Heathernova (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 16 June 2021 19:09 (three years ago) link
Little Caesar counting ten Pizza Pizzas in a row
― blue whales on ambient (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 16 June 2021 19:26 (three years ago) link
Elton "Papa" John
― Champagne Heathernova (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 16 June 2021 19:34 (three years ago) link
I guess I finally know what he meant by the circle of life!
― Jerome Percival Jesus (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 16 June 2021 19:40 (three years ago) link
can you knead the dough tonightnow it's laid to riseit’s enough to make kings and vagabondseat up every slice
― ten man poland chasing this means hamsik feasts (breastcrawl), Wednesday, 16 June 2021 20:09 (three years ago) link
Now it's Calzone Danny Bailey..
― Mark G, Wednesday, 16 June 2021 20:12 (three years ago) link
Its a little bit funnyThis feeling insideIm not one of those who can easily hideI dont have much money But boy if i didId buy a pizza
― Eschew things thirty two times before swallowing them (darraghmac), Wednesday, 16 June 2021 20:12 (three years ago) link
You're all (wood) fired.
― Noel Emits, Wednesday, 16 June 2021 20:23 (three years ago) link
you step away from a thread for a few days
― burly crafty woodsman (James Harden) vs tall ethereal phantom (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 16 June 2021 20:45 (three years ago) link
Someone Saved My Pie Tonight
― blue whales on ambient (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 16 June 2021 20:46 (three years ago) link
Solar Pepperoni a Gammon
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 16 June 2021 20:47 (three years ago) link
Elton John released a cover of "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds" as a single. This suggests that his favorite Beatles album is... Sgt. Pepperoni.
― Champagne Heathernova (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 16 June 2021 20:50 (three years ago) link
spicy choice!
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 16 June 2021 21:05 (three years ago) link
That's where we meetThat's where we meetMe and you rendezvousIn the pizzeria at the end of the street
― blue whales on ambient (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 16 June 2021 21:23 (three years ago) link
throw some crust of your own, amigo
― In my house are many Manchins (WmC), Wednesday, 16 June 2021 21:29 (three years ago) link
Candle in the winebottle
― Mark G, Wednesday, 16 June 2021 21:39 (three years ago) link
Ok ill give you that one
― Eschew things thirty two times before swallowing them (darraghmac), Wednesday, 16 June 2021 21:57 (three years ago) link
let me know when y'all cycle to metallica so i can drop my MASTER OF PIZZA bon mot
― burly crafty woodsman (James Harden) vs tall ethereal phantom (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 17 June 2021 03:24 (three years ago) link
SausageEnveloped by cheesePepperoniExcellent flavorI cannot stopEating this pieGorging myselfBelly begins to swellhttps://i.pinimg.com/originals/51/33/25/5133251ce289f741dbf32a94e71836bb.png
― Jerome Percival Jesus (Old Lunch), Thursday, 17 June 2021 04:40 (three years ago) link
Pizza? Hell yeah! I’ll have ONE, NOTHING ELSE MATTERS!!!
― ten man poland chasing this means hamsik feasts (breastcrawl), Thursday, 17 June 2021 05:49 (three years ago) link
It's fair, I'm absolutely terrible with Florida geography and fully admit to seeing "Miami" in anything and thinking it's the same general vicinity. Still, glad you are safe.
― a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, June 24, 2021 6:48 PM (eleven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
which is the one that's underwater
― Clara Lemlich stan account (silby), Thursday, June 24, 2021 6:53 PM (seven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
your mom
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, June 24, 2021 6:55 PM (five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
you're thinking of your mom beach
― the mai tai quinn (voodoo chili), Thursday, June 24, 2021 6:58 PM (two minutes ago)
― Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Thursday, 24 June 2021 18:03 (three years ago) link
Beautiful
― Eschew things thirty two times before swallowing them (darraghmac), Thursday, 24 June 2021 18:57 (three years ago) link
kitties gotta hydrate because they'd normally get most of their water from their prey and consequently haven't got the urge to drink as much as they need. wet food + many dishes of fresh water throughout yr space can help, and maybe a fountain
if food & water are kept next to each other the water will get gnarly little chunks of food in it
a plastic food dish can cause chin acne
it's best to have a food dish with low sides, like a plate or saucer, to avoid whisker fatigue
research any houseplants to make sure they aren't toxic because they gonna get chewed
get her used to having her paws and mouth fiddled with (lots of praise, affection, & treats) so it's easier later on when you trim her claws/give her meds
same with car trips and her carrier, if she only associates them with the vet they'll be a source of dread. take her out for little drives and make them fun for her
careful of her cuticles when trimming her claws, and you won't need to trim the back claws unless they're catching on things
get her used to being brushed
have plenty of (easy to clean) rugs or carpet so she can dash around without slipping on smooth floors, and i'd recommend patterns instead of solid colors since they tend to be better at hiding the stains of accidents past
teach her to come when you call: choose a cue (her name in a particular pitch, a short series of whistled notes, a set of finger snaps or whatever -- something recognizable to a critter with no use for spoken language) and make her associate that cue with everything good in the world, like treats and catnip (when she's old enough for catnip, and if she's sensitive to it). keep reinforcing the link between her cue and the things she loves in perpetuity
take care of her dental health, veterinary dentistry is expensive as balls
if she brings you dead things, praise her! cats cannot conceive of hunting as a thing they should not do. if she gets scolded for hunting and gets her prize taken away, she'll think there must be a famine on and try to catch more
give her lots of private little bolt holes where she can hide and feel safe (but which you can access if needed)
vertical spaces are important, too, because she is very short and on the floor everything looms around her like skyscrapers and it can be intimidating sometimes. tall cat trees, wall shelves, furniture arranged in graduating heights are all good
breakaway collar so she doesn't accidentally choke herself (cats have soft throats compared to dogs)
always speak kindly to her
be careful where you step!
and finally,
if you have the space/resources/inclination, maybe consider getting another kitten for her to play with so she's not 100% focused on you and won't be lonesome when you're away
or you know whatever. as long as you love her she's gonna have a grand life!!!!!
― cat, Thursday, July 1, 2021 3:55 PM
― Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Friday, 2 July 2021 23:13 (three years ago) link
I've been writing something about the Cocteau Twins recently so have been amused by many of the lyrics sites attempts at transcription, but the songmeanings.com attempt at the middle 8 of HoLV may be worst:Carnivals are bluster loudI'm dizzy so I go under the 'Big Dipper'Cum fantasy for a carnivalHow fitting before a wedding― Piedie Gimbel, Wednesday, July 7, 2021 4:54 AM Can't help but read it in the voice of some dapper old gent, adjusting his monocle: 'A cum fantasy? Before a wedding? Ah, how fitting!"― Piedie Gimbel, Wednesday, July 7, 2021 5:00 AM
Carnivals are bluster loudI'm dizzy so I go under the 'Big Dipper'Cum fantasy for a carnivalHow fitting before a wedding
― Piedie Gimbel, Wednesday, July 7, 2021 4:54 AM
Can't help but read it in the voice of some dapper old gent, adjusting his monocle: 'A cum fantasy? Before a wedding? Ah, how fitting!"
― Piedie Gimbel, Wednesday, July 7, 2021 5:00 AM
― Alba, Wednesday, 7 July 2021 11:12 (three years ago) link
Dyyyying
― heyy nineteen, that's john belushi (the table is the table), Wednesday, 7 July 2021 20:05 (three years ago) link
Goatse is great. "Somebody That I Used to Know"
― not up to Aerosmith standards (Neanderthal), Friday, July 9, 2021 10:11 PM bookmarkflaglink
― Karl Havoc (DJP), Monday, 12 July 2021 14:38 (three years ago) link