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And when I get excited
my little pizza girl says
"Oh baby, open up your mouth."

― Champagne Heathernova (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 15 June 2021 19:39 (four years ago)

me and david bowie makin kraft pepperoni and cheeeeeze

― welcome to lorde season (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 15 June 2021 19:43 (four years ago)

Oh you pretty pizza
Dont you know youre driving your mom and your pizza
pizza

― Eschew things thirty two times before swallowing them (darraghmac), Tuesday, 15 June 2021 19:51 (four years ago)

Has anyone made the connection between pizzagate and Bowie’s own interest in being a paedo

― bruce spr!ngisH3r3 on broadway (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 15 June 2021 20:01 (four years ago)

let me bake one plain:
gotta make a way for allergic friends of ours

― welcome to lorde season (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 15 June 2021 20:01 (four years ago)

It’s just funny because the cabal that sexually abuses children is in a pizza restaurant and Bowie was
ALSO a paedophile.

PIZZA

― bruce spr!ngisH3r3 on broadway (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 15 June 2021 20:02 (four years ago)

wanna wash the Bowiepizza down with some Lakini's juice

― Van Halen dot Senate dot flashlight (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 15 June 2021 20:03 (four years ago)

thank you Dr. Whiney!

― sarahell, Tuesday, 15 June 2021 20:17 (four years ago)

And when I get excited
my little pizza girl says
"Oh baby, open up your mouth."

so simple, so deliciously nourishing

― ten man poland chasing this means hamsik feasts (breastcrawl), Tuesday, 15 June 2021 20:20 (four years ago)

Red Sauce
Under mozza
Red Sauce
Sausage and mushrooms, too (hooo)

― butyrate humbucker bobbins (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 15 June 2021 20:24 (four years ago)

fun fact: in Italy, Bowie’s double live album Stage was released as Quattro Stagioni

― ten man poland chasing this means hamsik feasts (breastcrawl), Tuesday, 15 June 2021 21:02 (four years ago)

Noidköln

― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Tuesday, 15 June 2021 22:55 (four years ago)

imago clearly trolling everyone itt afaict

― epistantophus, Wednesday, 16 June 2021 01:04 (four years ago)

Are you suggesting that someone who pooh-poohs most excelsiors and has expressed derision towards (extra) cheesy jokey pun threads isn't 100% onboard with this delightful detour? Think again, friend!

― Jerome Percival Jesus (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 16 June 2021 02:01 (four years ago)

Onward, comrades!

― imago, Wednesday, 16 June 2021 07:32 (four years ago)

Width of a Circle (which is a way of describing pizza sizes)

― Fart low, sweet chariot, Coming for to carry me home (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 16 June 2021 09:24 (four years ago)

P-dough geddon rolls on.

― Noel Emits, Wednesday, 16 June 2021 10:00 (four years ago)

Funny how pizzas travel
I start to believe
If I shredded cheese
Thin crust, a man chains his hands held high
Cruise me blond
Cruise me babe
A blond belief beyond, beyond, beyond
No refunds
No returns
Pizzagate

― what's fgti up to these days? nothing. she's fake (flamboyant goon tie included), Wednesday, 16 June 2021 10:59 (four years ago)

sub-crustos at best

― The 💨 that shook the barlow (wins), Wednesday, 16 June 2021 12:32 (four years ago)

Should we ban topping threads

― Eschew things thirty two times before swallowing them (darraghmac), Wednesday, 16 June 2021 13:08 (four years ago)

I dunno, it would feel imbalanced if we only allowed threads about bottoming

― Jerome Percival Jesus (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 16 June 2021 14:52 (four years ago)

Bubububububuttcrusties!
Turn to erase the stains-bu-butt-crusties!
Look outcha, ya got some mold on ya, bu-butt-crusties

― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 16 June 2021 15:01 (four years ago)

I feel like we have a couple more weeks in us of this, on this thread

― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 16 June 2021 15:02 (four years ago)

sub-crustos at best

― The 💨 that shook the barlow (wins), Wednesday, 16 June 2021 bookmarkflaglink

I am screaming, as they say on the internet

― xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 16 June 2021 15:12 (four years ago)

did this whole thing start with Rocket Man?

or as we say in USA - arugula?

― sarahell, Wednesday, 16 June 2021 18:00 (four years ago)

https://y.yarn.co/f65fe056-1d4a-4a0a-bd19-a6b28ff9825e_text.gif

― Jerome Percival Jesus (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 16 June 2021 18:24 (four years ago)

Ooooops

― Jerome Percival Jesus (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 16 June 2021 18:24 (four years ago)

'Rocket Man' is Elton John but now that you've made the suggestion, yes I suppose we can and should go down that road.

― Jerome Percival Jesus (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 16 June 2021 18:28 (four years ago)

I'm still spinning
All these pizza pies

Just for example. Can't wait to see what follows!

― Jerome Percival Jesus (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 16 June 2021 18:30 (four years ago)

It's getting late, have you seen my mates?
Ma, tell me when the boys get here
It's seven o'clock, and I wanna rock
Want to get a belly full of Domino's

― blue whales on ambient (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 16 June 2021 18:35 (four years ago)

And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a pizza in the bin

― Vin Jawn (PBKR), Wednesday, 16 June 2021 18:36 (four years ago)

like a calzone in the wind?

― ten man poland chasing this means hamsik feasts (breastcrawl), Wednesday, 16 June 2021 18:56 (four years ago)

'Rocket Man' is Elton John but now that you've made the suggestion, yes I suppose we can and should go down that road.

Down that... Yellow Brick-Oven Road?

― Champagne Heathernova (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 16 June 2021 19:05 (four years ago)

while onion pizzas and mad hatters, sons of bakers, sons of lawyers..."

― Champagne Heathernova (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 16 June 2021 19:09 (four years ago)

Little Caesar counting ten Pizza Pizzas in a row

― blue whales on ambient (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 16 June 2021 19:26 (four years ago)

Elton "Papa" John

― Champagne Heathernova (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 16 June 2021 19:34 (four years ago)

I guess I finally know what he meant by the circle of life!

― Jerome Percival Jesus (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 16 June 2021 19:40 (four years ago)

can you knead the dough tonight
now it's laid to rise
it’s enough to make kings and vagabonds
eat up every slice

― ten man poland chasing this means hamsik feasts (breastcrawl), Wednesday, 16 June 2021 20:09 (four years ago)

Now it's Calzone Danny Bailey..

― Mark G, Wednesday, 16 June 2021 20:12 (four years ago)

Its a little bit funny
This feeling inside
Im not one of those who can easily hide
I dont have much money
But boy if i did
Id buy a pizza

― Eschew things thirty two times before swallowing them (darraghmac), Wednesday, 16 June 2021 20:12 (four years ago)

You're all (wood) fired.

― Noel Emits, Wednesday, 16 June 2021 20:23 (four years ago)

you step away from a thread for a few days

― burly crafty woodsman (James Harden) vs tall ethereal phantom (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 16 June 2021 20:45 (four years ago)

Someone Saved My Pie Tonight

― blue whales on ambient (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 16 June 2021 20:46 (four years ago)

Solar Pepperoni a Gammon

― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 16 June 2021 20:47 (four years ago)

Elton John released a cover of "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds" as a single. This suggests that his favorite Beatles album is... Sgt. Pepperoni.

― Champagne Heathernova (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 16 June 2021 20:50 (four years ago)

spicy choice!

― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 16 June 2021 21:05 (four years ago)

That's where we meet
That's where we meet
Me and you rendezvous
In the pizzeria at the end of the street

― blue whales on ambient (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 16 June 2021 21:23 (four years ago)

throw some crust of your own, amigo

― In my house are many Manchins (WmC), Wednesday, 16 June 2021 21:29 (four years ago)

Candle in the winebottle

― Mark G, Wednesday, 16 June 2021 21:39 (four years ago)

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