"we'll change the things that need changing and that's all we'll change": the paSUKification of post-brexit politics 2021

Asda Smartprice Eddstone

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2021/jun/15/daniel-morgan-met-chief-censured-for-hampering-corruption-inquiry

there is only one thing she seems interested in and that is covering up for bent murdering coppers

Just going to put this here, no further explanation to be given at this time

https://t.co/leOe5xxyKk pic.twitter.com/fQkfWtPsCa

— Luke (@LukasMukasPukas) June 15, 2021

Understand that Unite talks aiming to establish a single left candidate in the general secretary election have broken down, and all three will be running against Gerard Coyne.

— Sienna Rodgers (@siennamarla) June 15, 2021

Ah here

Cunts get what they deserve

GB News just read out a comment from Mike Hunt. Amazing.

— Mark Grimshaw (@markgrimshaw16) June 15, 2021

xp

giving a certain win for a Labour Right puppet sounds like a great strategy.

The wonky situationist in me will always feel iffy about Big Union no matter how historically important they are

I've never been a member of one and a work colleague who joined Unite got fuck all useful help from them when the company was trying to lay him off without paying him his statuary dues etc.. They are historically important but from a personal viewpoint they mean fuck all to me, and I've never liked big Len and that Beckett seems like a total dick.

I love some Jimmy Hoffa fan-fic though, especially the James Ellroy version of him!

without knowing anything about Steve Turner it seems he has a Paul Mason endorsement and Akehurst has posted he's a better option than Beckett, so therefore he must be bad.

The Unite candidates getting back in the room to hash things out and somehow managing to add a fourth left-wing candidate to the ballot.

— Tom Whyman (@HealthUntoDeath) June 16, 2021

New Cummings Substack post has just dropped. pic.twitter.com/WPXA5uDML7

— Mic Wright (@brokenbottleboy) June 16, 2021

GBNews quickly becoming the new Moe's Bar

They got done by a Mike Oxlong. Incredible pic.twitter.com/oLXD15cFQa

— Alan White (@aljwhite) June 15, 2021

Incredibly, Keir Starmer absents the field and allows SNP Ian Blackford to ask about the Cummings messages. The PM does not respond

— Sam Coates Sky (@SamCoatesSky) June 16, 2021

Kieth is quite above embarrassing the Tory govt at PMQs with the juiciest bits of Dom's blog because that isn't very dignified behaviour - pure class m8 👏👏👏

Disappointed he hasn't posted a full kit pose yet, I assume he's waiting until Scotland are out

he's half n' half kit wanker to the core and should stop pretending otherwise.

So is bringing up DCum's newsletter accusations good or bad praxis? Seem to remember last time around everyone saying it's palacial intrigue that shouldn't interest us.

I don't really care that much tbh, just any excuse to dunk on what a timorous soft shite Kieth is when opportunities to embarrass the govt are gift-wrapped for him by Dom.

All of labour (including the good ones, Abbott, Corbyn, Sultana, etc.) voting for "covid secure borders" bill that puts all amber countries on the red list and vaccine passports? Irrelevant as the tories voted it down anyway, but curious if someone can explain the reasoning here:

https://www.theyworkforyou.com/debates/?id=2021-06-15a.187.0#g231.0

Keir Starmer picks ‘Stonger Together’ slogan used by Hillary Clinton to rebrand

maybe Abbott, Corbyn, Sultana, etc were persuaded not to upset the applecart, because Kieth's 9th fucking rebrand was on the way!

nobody actually noticed his last 3 rebrands so to show he means business this time he's borrowing a vacuous slogan from that oh so successful HRC campaign

Stonger

Left twitter ruthless tonight

Keir Starmer picks ‘Stonger Together’ slogan used by Hillary Clinton to rebrand https://t.co/LjcE4GSvMU

— The Guardian (@guardian) June 16, 2021

pic.twitter.com/NlpQVNw8Tv

— Tom Halligan (@HalliHax) June 16, 2021

This is Ed stone levels https://t.co/eHoT9Ganyi

— Simon Vessey (@Simon_Vessey) June 17, 2021

"Britain in the world" !!!

Stamer Togamer

Public services that work

I'm thinking of getting a bus into work later for the first time in over a year but I'm worried the bus will break down or run out of petrol, so Labour have my vote!

Tell me about Stong Thing

graun typo

sorry misread that on my phone!

Stronger Together: I’m With Stupid

thank christ a political party has finally had the guts to come out and say that britain is part of the world

CuK wasn't some hilarious singular comedy event in politics, it was actually the PLP blueprint for the Corbyn successor, only now they are imploring us to look into a copy of the Oxford Atlas of the World rather than our hands. Is Britain in the world?

Next relaunch: Families Come Together

Britain In The World, But Not Of The World

Asked how it felt to be told she had to leave her post, she is philosophical. “You’ve got to take the rough with the smooth, haven’t you, in politics? Keir is ultimately the manager of the football team, he decides who goes where. I’m just glad I can make a contribution in a different way, hopefully.”

when a player who has been scapegoated for a recent 7-0 rout + demoted to the development squad and still sounds this confident, that's the sign of a real class manager!

Hatherly otm in posting there is a bad homeostasis affliction that always brings Labour back to their natural state of Ed Stonery.

Next relaunch: Families Come Together

The Aristocats!

"Keir is ultimately the manager of the football team"

He isn't.

Stong Island where I got 'em whylin,
That's the reason they're claiming that I'm violent

"Keir is ultimately the director of the railway, so he decides where trains should run to"

"Keir is ultimately the manager of the biscuit factory, so he decides whether Garibaldis are prioritised"

"Keir is ultimately the foreman of the refuse collection truck team, so he decides which bins to collect in which order"

"Too black. Too stong.
Too black. Too stong."

and so on. And so forth.

lots of PLP wankers like Kieth who dubiously identify as social-democrats absolutely despise all the democratic processes of the party, unless they've got the power to do a stitch up on the candidates and levers of power and alienate or expel any members that disagree with them. Sometimes I think Corbyn would been better off being an anti-democratic/Stalinist/horrible boss type wanker like Kieth.

More of a stongman figure?

stong message here

stongo hulkington!

the stong with the luminous nose