EURO 2020 (2021 Edition)

Yep darragh was just going with the most ‘ilx’ option for a cunt, was a poor choice for my example and I’ll admit my error there.

Still not having any of this other bullshit though. Scotland were in a promising position and he took the most stupid/least imaginative option (just fucking have a go fuck it). The fact it was instantly followed by a member of the opposition very quickly executing the most effective option available to them absolutely perfectly only makes it more annoying if anything.

And more like starmer i spose

Slovakia hold to win, great match!

Scotland need a striker and to play to some of these players strengths, Steve Clarke!??

My instant reaction at the time, as a Scotland fan and not as a neutral observer, was "Aw naw, don't fuckin' shoot from there, ya fuckin' balloon", and, having just re-watched it, I can confirm that this reaction was thoroughly warranted. Firstly, he's 30 not 25 yards out and secondly he's Jack Hendry.

happy with this result, happy with my new display name

david marshall is also at fault for that goal. commentators hitting out with "there's absolutely nothing he could do about it", he could have tried not being 35 yards off his line

that czech goal against scotland has to be goal of the tournament

this is some fifa 21 shit

OUT OF THIS WORLD FROM PATRIK SCHICK 🤯 pic.twitter.com/1GDdrwwvmB

— ESPN FC (@ESPNFC) June 14, 2021

Is Jack Hendry shite at FIFA as well?

Agree Marshall had no need to be out that far, though understandably he’d have been expecting the ball to nestle in the Czech net so he probs wanted to get closer to the celebrations

it looks like he didn't even make it to fifa 21:

https://www.fifaindex.com/team/1359/scotland/

the team selection was fucking shite as well tbh.

the attempts to cover for "spain are shit now and have to hoof it" are a bit tragic

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i will say it's ballsy of luis enrique to call mostly young players and new talent instead of the big names

no Ramos, no busquets, its definately a new day

will miss the shithousery of super villain ramos

can't beat the daft spanish anthem with no lyrics and all the fans doo doo dooing

Tiki taka rati packa

Great ball great save

it is pretty crazy how good they are at possession

Looking at the Spain 11 I felt a bit out of my depth

Span definitely not ‘shit now’

I always think of Wales when I hear the name Rodri.

85% possession.

they were at 87% at one point

85 % possession looks too low ... they are like hungry piranhas when they lose the ball for a few seconds

Needs a Swedish goal for some deep lolz

Lol this is shit

lol

Equal distribution of possession now!

i think you need to get the ball first before you can get a goal

Fucking hell Sweden should've scored

This bloodless domination is pretty much what Spain were doing when they won everything and were the best team in the world tbh

fucking 90% possession and Sweden got closest to scoring!

spain doesn't seem to have any good strikers in their right now

both teams insisting on perpetrating my pet hate ie bringing back the entire team when defending a corner.boo.

morata is distractingly handsome

Emma Hayes was great on the co-commentary earlier, puts the usual crew to shame.

diag targeting alba Sweden's only tactic afaikt.

Moreno is going to have to come on if it stays like this.

Isak doing his best to live up to the hype

Excellent break from Sweden

berg? more like berk

isak killing it

So take him off. Is the manager Scottish?

spain is a one-trick pony sweden have figured out

this is a long way from Spain Classic ©

this wasn't bad for a nil nil

feel like sweden set up for the draw, shame they weren't more adventurous, spain too slow with their attacks, the game needed an early goal

Just notice that one of finlands big performers in their win over Denmark, amongst all the trad Finnish sounding squad names, was the midfielder, 'Daniel O'Shaughnessy'. The irish ringer plays for HJK in Finland apparently

there was an o'shaughnessy and a delaney (for denmark) on the park. i believe o'shaugnessy is half-finnish half-irish and delaney is half-american, half-swedish

I get the same double take with that 'Martin braithwaite' player....are you sure you got on the right bus, lad!?!

Finn McCool. Take this O'Shaughnessy guy add him to Harry Kane and you've got at least one Irishman at the Euros.