EURO 2020 (2021 Edition)

Unlucky with the crossbar clip too - fun couple of minutes

LOL

uh oh

I JUST

Hanley gets injured and it all falls apart.

What a goal.

Ahaha

It is now time to really hit the bar

Right on cue with the fans singing Flower of Scotland.

Spuer execution

Why was Marshall even there?

That was brilliant admittedly. Hendry should be shot though.

Sweeper keeper, Scotland style

I can't help but feel that Biffy Clyro is responsible.

lol was just posting the exact same!

I'm not even hurting, thanks to Biffy Clyro and all that BBC fan-pleasing bollocks before the match.

(xp) That makes three of us!

How quickly one's hopes can be crushed

Yes, two seconds of Biffy Clyro and that's that.

I'm not even hurting

Wait til this leads to the Czechs winning the group and England getting the softer route.

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— G A V (@gavinwcameron) June 14, 2021

Tony Watt puts that one away

Actually I think that gets VAR'd off

Eunice Watts puts that one away

Fucking up the easiest game is classic Scotland though. England will hammer us and we'll probably beat Croatia 3-0.

What's up with Marshall's goal? The net is sagging a lot at the back.

just booing a guy for having blood pouring out of his head okay?

Maybe it was Scotland fans booing the fact that Scott McTominay exists?

Mctominay taking Kenny Miller's place as cunt with a skeletal face in the Scottish national team

At least Miller played the occasional good game.

McTominay has looked half asleep the whole match. Anyway, classic Scotland as has been noted. Hendry shot was the stupidest idea so far this tournament, totally cretinous.

Also look physically much softer and weaker than the Czechs all over the pitch

This Czech team are far from perfect but they are loads of fun to watch.

blaming a guy taking a shot for a goal down the other end is more cretinous than taking the shot imo

No it isn't.

We're talking Jack Hendry here, not Zlatan Ibrahimovic.

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— JailTheEnglish.org 🇵🇸 (@JailTheEnglish) June 14, 2021

What the fuck are you talking about imago, a centre-back 25 yards out with about 5 Scotland players in advance of him witlessly smacking the ball straight into one of the many bodies in front of him leaving a 2 on 2 behind him. The finish was obviously incredible but it’s really stupid play for a team with plenty of time to come back from 1 down

that is excitingly wild of a post but it's also fucking nonsense

of all the expected outcomes of taking a 25-yard shot, 'block rebounds straight to attacker who instantly lays off teammate who scores from 50 yards' is not the percentage play now is it

anyway, the regular football threads will be ready and waiting for such vituperative takes next season

Scotland got the wrong end of the Schtick, thank you, thank you, I'll be here, all tournament

I didnt know it was a centre half but in the few seconds before that shot i did have it down as "sat up, worth hitting" and ive to agree with imago that its a long reach to latch in on that effort as "at fault for the ensuing wondergoal" tbh

Now...if twas spurs obv id feel otherwise

I think it's been explained adequately, even if it hadn't lead to a goal it was a stupid move from a dunderheaded central defender who couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo at the best of times.

this is the most ludicrous ad hominem criticism i've ever seen on a football thread

however i am not jack hendry's mum so i desist

actually no wait, he scored from outside the box against the netherlands LAST WEEK you silly twats

That's worse, now he'll be trying it in every game.

Classic toshack commentary snippet in my head from oh two decades ago

"Michel Salgado, from there? Right foot?

Should be booked for time wasting"

'block rebounds straight to attacker who instantly lays off teammate who scores from 50 yards'

it was actually this, there was no touch between the block and the hit, you can't expect that