EURO 2020 (2021 Edition)

“Christian Eriksen is out of danger, his father told me from the hospital. He’s able to speak”. Martin Schoots, Eriksen agent, just added to NOS. 🙏🏻 #prayforEriksen

Official: Eriksen conditions are stable and the match restarts at 20.30 CET.

— Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) June 12, 2021

bit disrespectful of Finland

Horrible for the scorer tbh. First ever finals goal for Finland and has to cut short his celebration once he realised

Should that even have been a pen?

Was soft. Justice prevails

Why would you get Hojbjerg to take it?

The BBC live text resuming with Erikson being substituted in the 42nd minute was such a weird vibe

The supporters in the stadium must be exhausted

Elsewhere, Rom scores

lukaku puts one in for eriksen

Lukaku goal and saying chris eriksen i love you #eriksen #lukaku #euro2020 pic.twitter.com/nvuYEYzP9w

— zeka (@vzeka7) June 12, 2021

Lol that's the Donk I know and love

Oof now this

4 minutes injury time seems a bit stingy.

Belgium 2-0 up

Hope Belgium mollicate this mob.

ITV fuck off with your ex-ref pundit

The guy's a dogfucker

Carrasco just acting the dick there

Russian sub http://www.bbc.co.uk/staticarchive/018e77adf98bfd2e1daba843a5492f0c79799abe.jpg

lol Tom that's the first time I've heard the word mollicate since I was a kid. also agree, mollicate these wankers.

is it similar in meaning to marmalize? good word!

Is it pronounced mewlicated? Great word!

Real clinical shit from Lukaku

Further mollication achieved.

Is it pronounced mewlicated? Great word!

Ask Bobby Gillespie, he'll know.

if Russia was still communist they'd have won this 4-3

hoping de bruyne gets some play time next game

lol before even a ball has been kicked #southgateout is trending

hah hah it seems he's playing Trippier at left-back with Chilwell on the bench, what a weapon!

Rumoured England starting XI for today:

Pickford; Walker, Stones, Mings, Trippier; Phillips, Rice, Mount; Foden, Kane, Sterling.

Oh yeah that'll put asses in seats

I think it's Gareth's British sense of fair play at work here, because of all the unfair home advantage England have got in this tournament the odds had to be levelled a bit!

what has Grealish done wrong?

Not a guileless automaton iirc

Pickford; Walker, Stones, Mings, Trippier; Phillips, Rice, Mount; Foden, Kane, Sterling.

That's an amazingly English collection of names.

Grealish is an Irish name (I think) so no way Southgate could play him in that team.

imagine if both Grealish and Kane had declared for RoI and Sterling + Rashford for Jamacia and west indies.. lol they'd be fucked

yeah Grealish went to a school called our Lady of Lourdes, that was enough to confirm it's an Irish name

Oh wow, I had no idea Kane's father is Irish (and called, rather amusingly, Pat Kane). I've always thought of Kane as one of the most English Englishmen I've ever clapped eyes on.

yeah he seems the epitome of Englishness for some reason, could imagine him driving a white van and working for Pimlico Plumbing.

Best of luck to the England team from the great people of West Bromwich East 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿#ENG pic.twitter.com/eef6LPnAE1

— Nicola Richards MP (@Nicola4WBE) June 13, 2021

lol

Why is there no Eng flag covering the bin?

Schmeichel sr sounds furious with UEFA for restarting the game yesterday.

Good luck England except for that twat Greasy, **** hate the vile, they're so **** jammy 🤬🤬🤬

Sir this is a McDonald's

Why is there no Eng flag covering the bin?

dustbin looks like some sort of foreign siege tower assaulting the outer walls of the castle

Xp yeah, giving the players the choice of restarting last night or at 12 pm today (probably after a sleepless night), then reporting it as the players specifically requesting it be restarted last night is shady as fuck

Like you can believe anything UEFA say.

a+ nickb

it's like the rumoured XI is correct, but Chilwell isn't on the bench.

Seems weird to leave JWP at home, he can help you score all of your 5 goals in the tournament from set pieces while also being able to cover right back, seems right up Southgate's street