I know when to carry outI know when to order inGet things done
I tip delivery boysBut things don't really changeComplaining on the phoneThat I never saw my pie!But I try....
― The Sarsgaard-Skarsgård Scotchgard (weatheringdaleson), Friday, 11 June 2021 16:56 (four years ago)
I came in the doorI said it beforeI never put pineapple on my pizza no more
― cancel culture club (Neanderthal), Friday, 11 June 2021 16:58 (four years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmgq81Ww7K4
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Friday, 11 June 2021 16:59 (four years ago)
There's a 'za, man, waiting in the skywe'd like to put on toppingsbut they say plain slice is fine
― heyy nineteen, that's john belushi (the table is the table), Friday, 11 June 2021 16:59 (four years ago)
(cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese...)
cheese!
― Karl Malone, Friday, 11 June 2021 17:05 (four years ago)
“Pan Pizza (Putting Out Fire)”
― Long Tall Arsetee & the Shaker Intros (breastcrawl), Friday, 11 June 2021 17:10 (four years ago)
pizzas on streetsonion pizza
― I like big bunnies and I cannot lie (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 11 June 2021 17:40 (four years ago)
Drive Through Saturday
― Mark G, Friday, 11 June 2021 21:09 (four years ago)
Ziggy Stuffed Crust & The Pies With Fromage
― Noel Emits, Sunday, 13 June 2021 20:22 (four years ago)
every few days this thread shall be bumped with an increasingly tortuous bowie/pizza pun, and that shall be excelsior heretofore
― imago, Sunday, 13 June 2021 20:29 (four years ago)
surely we've covered every single bowie/pizza pun at this point. except of course for
the return of the thin white crustartichokes on pizza pies
― welcome to lorde season (Karl Malone), Sunday, 13 June 2021 20:51 (four years ago)
Ciabatta not mess with Major Tom.
― Noel Emits, Sunday, 13 June 2021 21:01 (four years ago)
surely you will allow this last one in before the deadline? I’ve been working on it all weekend!Don't you wonder sometimesAbout sauce and pizza
― Long Tall Arsetee & the Shaker Intros (breastcrawl), Sunday, 13 June 2021 21:07 (four years ago)
Its a god awful lol affair
― Eschew things thirty two times before swallowing them (darraghmac), Sunday, 13 June 2021 21:53 (four years ago)
lets danceput on your red sauce etc
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 13 June 2021 22:14 (four years ago)
Lord, I kneel and offer youA side of complimentary Buffalo Wings
― blue whales on ambient (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 13 June 2021 22:30 (four years ago)
My, my. Smile at least.You can't say no to the flour and the yeast.
― butyrate humbucker bobbins (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 14 June 2021 00:25 (four years ago)
sorry, but Neando's "Glam Pizza" post is to blame
― butyrate humbucker bobbins (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 14 June 2021 00:26 (four years ago)
Mozzahoople
― I like big bunnies and I cannot lie (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 14 June 2021 00:28 (four years ago)
that wins
― butyrate humbucker bobbins (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 14 June 2021 00:30 (four years ago)
take a look at the lol manheating up the wrong threadoh man,look at those bad puns goit's the ILX show ....
― sarahell, Monday, 14 June 2021 00:31 (four years ago)
omg
― AP Chemirocha (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 14 June 2021 00:55 (four years ago)
I think I saw you in a pizza parlourEating thin crust hot and round
― Vin Jawn (PBKR), Monday, 14 June 2021 01:01 (four years ago)
Baby, I've beenordering pizza in your stead again.
Don't look at the pizzaI've added pineapple to it.
― nickn, Monday, 14 June 2021 03:35 (four years ago)
Gonna rock it in your head shazam and kapowWith my guitar and me sopranoRemove bookmark from thread
― ✖, Monday, 14 June 2021 04:36 (four years ago)
got yr pizza in a whirl
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 14 June 2021 04:45 (four years ago)
HOT CHEESE I LOVE YOU SOkill me god please kill me
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 14 June 2021 04:46 (four years ago)
Please be mineShare my lifeStay with meBe my slice
― blue whales on ambient (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 14 June 2021 04:55 (four years ago)
He said I was his friendWhich came as some surpriseI spoke into his eyesI thought you dined aloneOn a microwaved DiGiorno
― blue whales on ambient (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 14 June 2021 05:06 (four years ago)
HOT CHEESE I LOVE YOU SO
kill me god please kill me
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl)
this is me as well. it's like, just hand me the grilling tongs, i'm done
― welcome to lorde season (Karl Malone), Monday, 14 June 2021 05:28 (four years ago)
i also really like this one, if you stick with it in the character and voice of that song :D
― welcome to lorde season (Karl Malone), Monday, 14 June 2021 05:29 (four years ago)
it captures something about the "love/hate" relationship we all have with pizza, irony, music, and hot cheese
Are there lols on Mars?
― sarahell, Monday, 14 June 2021 06:08 (four years ago)
honestly the constant refrain here is not a Bowie song --
it's I Fought the LOLand the
― sarahell, Monday, 14 June 2021 06:09 (four years ago)
are there olives on maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
― welcome to lorde season (Karl Malone), Monday, 14 June 2021 06:35 (four years ago)
https://static01.eu/ofertasy.com.br/images/uploads/290321/pizza-excelsior9675.jpg
― Long Tall Arsetee & the Shaker Intros (breastcrawl), Monday, 14 June 2021 06:50 (four years ago)
Those crazy breads and the red pepper packetsI was always looking left and rightOh, but I'm always noshingAt the same pizzeria
― blue whales on ambient (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 14 June 2021 07:01 (four years ago)
The little cheese wheels are following meOh no, not again
― peace, man, Monday, 14 June 2021 10:59 (four years ago)
Pizza in DetroitI asked for deliveryI wanted to stay homeI wish someone would phonePizza in Detroit
― Vin Jawn (PBKR), Monday, 14 June 2021 11:32 (four years ago)
― what's fgti up to these days? nothing. she's fake (flamboyant goon tie included), Monday, 14 June 2021 11:40 (four years ago)
have we sunk to the depths of “Pizz’on Earth/Little Crumby Boy” yet?
― Long Tall Arsetee & the Shaker Intros (breastcrawl), Monday, 14 June 2021 12:37 (four years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/I6YTDID.jpg
― pplains, Monday, 14 June 2021 12:58 (four years ago)
Adults shouldn’t use slang.
― Clara Lemlich stan account (silby), Tuesday, June 15, 2021 12:41 AM (six hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
that sentence slaps
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, June 15, 2021 6:50 AM (nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― Jerome Percival Jesus (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 15 June 2021 12:00 (four years ago)
chortle! bring back the bowie pizza puns
― imago, Tuesday, 15 June 2021 12:16 (four years ago)
surehttps://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS0MvUuv-3BW-Ga6oGCYcYJ2lHJvh80mjY8nA&usqp=CAUyour face is a messhttps://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/NtcAAOSwUIRfadfW/s-l400.jpg
― ten man poland chasing this means hamsik feasts (breastcrawl), Tuesday, 15 June 2021 12:49 (four years ago)
https://www.harrogateadvertiser.co.uk/webimg/QVNIMTE3OTk5NjU1.jpg?&width=640
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Tuesday, 15 June 2021 13:13 (four years ago)
we can be gyros
― assert (matttkkkk), Tuesday, 15 June 2021 13:15 (four years ago)
There's a 'za manWaiting for his sliceThe crust's a bit too chewyBut the sauce is (chef's kiss) verra nice!
― Jerome Percival Jesus (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 15 June 2021 13:19 (four years ago)
Please stop
― Van Halen dot Senate dot flashlight (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 15 June 2021 13:27 (four years ago)
we can be gyros― assert (matttkkkk)
― assert (matttkkkk)
Off-topic but A+
― Champagne Heathernova (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 15 June 2021 13:30 (four years ago)