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next up: deconstructing Randy Van Warmer

Long Tall Arsetee & the Shaker Intros (breastcrawl), Friday, 11 June 2021 08:23 (two years ago) link

Delivery Van Morrison

I like big bunnies and I cannot lie (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 11 June 2021 08:30 (two years ago) link

third-tier late 90s act Days of the New - "News of the Day"

Bobo Honk, real name, no gimmicks (Doctor Casino), Friday, 18 June 2021 19:24 (two years ago) link

i've got this time on my hands
here are some puns to amuse

butyrate humbucker bobbins (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 18 June 2021 20:25 (two years ago) link

The Mekons song "Bob Hope & Charity."

Lily Dale, Friday, 18 June 2021 22:55 (two years ago) link

Foxygen

Alba, Monday, 28 June 2021 18:55 (two years ago) link

is there more to it than foxy + oxygen?

bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Monday, 28 June 2021 19:29 (two years ago) link

Foxontherunlikeoxygen

ten man poland chasing this means hamsik feasts (breastcrawl), Monday, 28 June 2021 19:31 (two years ago) link

is there more to it than foxy + oxygen?

As bendy said on this ILM thread, I just parsed it as foxy generation and somehow missed the oxygen thing. The foxy generation thing may be unintentional for all I know.

Alba, Monday, 28 June 2021 19:35 (two years ago) link

It seems it was.


Pitchfork: Which one of you came up with the name Foxygen?

Sam France: It was something my friend said about a guy that she found attractive. She said he was sexy or hot, or that he was her foxygen, or something like that. We were probably about 13. I don't know why, but it stuck.

Alba, Monday, 28 June 2021 19:37 (two years ago) link

Cardi B

I can yeet a yeti (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 28 June 2021 22:24 (two years ago) link

something to do with D.B. Cooper's getaway car?

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Tuesday, 29 June 2021 12:55 (two years ago) link

Cardi O)))

in walked airbud (unregistered), Tuesday, 29 June 2021 12:57 (two years ago) link

Bacardi?

cancel culture club (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 29 June 2021 13:08 (two years ago) link

I was hoping the pun was Cartier/Cardi B, but yeah it's from Bacardi

Josefa, Tuesday, 29 June 2021 13:11 (two years ago) link

Bacardi was apparently her sister Hennessy's nickname for her growing up, later shortened to Cardi.

Alba, Tuesday, 29 June 2021 13:12 (two years ago) link

the Klaxons self-invented genre "new rave" was meant to sound like "new wave"

bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Thursday, 1 July 2021 21:24 (two years ago) link

Blood Orange

- provided it is indeed a play on “blood red”
- and provided that qualifies as a pun

ten man poland chasing this means hamsik feasts (breastcrawl), Friday, 2 July 2021 15:02 (two years ago) link

a blood orange is a (delicious) type of orange with red flesh, so i don't think so

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Friday, 2 July 2021 15:04 (two years ago) link

Yes

Planck Generation (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 2 July 2021 15:39 (two years ago) link

It just occurred to me that the band name Anal Cunt would be received totally differently by a British person than by a US person.

but also fuck you (unperson), Friday, 2 July 2021 16:00 (two years ago) link

I've only really thought about it as two nouns put together to cause maximum offence. I've literally only just wondered if 'anal' might be an adjective (in the Freudian sense).

Vanishing Point (Chinaski), Friday, 2 July 2021 16:05 (two years ago) link

The name Anal Cunt came from Seth Putnam's attempt "to get the most offensive, stupid, dumb, etc. name possible".[6]

maybe you just don't need to comment on that (Matt #2), Friday, 2 July 2021 16:08 (two years ago) link

if only they had thought to put "Blood" in there like someone just did on one of the band name threads. Now THAT caused maximum offense, at least to me

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Friday, 2 July 2021 16:09 (two years ago) link

a blood orange is a (delicious) type of orange with red flesh, so i don't think so

*hits head on desk* of course I knew that
#momentarylapseofreason

(I mean, I love a juicy pink floyd as much as the next person)

ten man poland chasing this means hamsik feasts (breastcrawl), Friday, 2 July 2021 16:10 (two years ago) link

but also fuck you (unperson) at 5:00 2 Jul 21
It just occurred to me that the band name Anal Cunt would be received totally differently by a British person than by a US person.
yeah, ditto Selfish Cunt

A viking of frowns, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 2 July 2021 16:19 (two years ago) link

It just occurred to me that the band name Anal Cunt would be received totally differently by a British person than by a US person.


Pls explain!

Alba, Friday, 2 July 2021 16:37 (two years ago) link

US: Anal Cunt - just two sexual/excretory words combined to achieve offense
UK: Anal Cunt - a description of an annoying person ("cunt") who is anal about things

but also fuck you (unperson), Friday, 2 July 2021 16:45 (two years ago) link

Ah, right. I (British) don’t read anal as meaning anally retentive in Anal Cunt, though it’s interesting to learn that usage doesn’t apply in the US.

Alba, Friday, 2 July 2021 16:48 (two years ago) link

I've only really thought about it as two nouns put together to cause maximum offence


How is anal a noun? As in short for “anal sex”? Confused even more!

Alba, Friday, 2 July 2021 16:50 (two years ago) link

it’s interesting to learn that usage doesn’t apply in the US

It does, but we don't tend to call people cunts in the gender-neutral way UK people do. If a US person calls someone a cunt, it's going to be a woman on the receiving end, and it's an n-word level insult.

but also fuck you (unperson), Friday, 2 July 2021 16:55 (two years ago) link

i How is anal a noun? As in short for “anal sex”? Confused even more!

Aye - that's how I parsed it in the few seconds I thought about it! Shit band name, either way.

Vanishing Point (Chinaski), Friday, 2 July 2021 17:25 (two years ago) link

Whoops - excuse rubbish formatting.

Vanishing Point (Chinaski), Friday, 2 July 2021 17:26 (two years ago) link

Calling a woman a cunt is not acceptable in the UK either, it's pretty much always men who are called cunts.

Are Animated Dads Getting Hotter? (Tom D.), Friday, 2 July 2021 17:27 (two years ago) link

Whatever the gender differences of cunt as an insult, I definitely didn't parse cunt in Anal Cunt as that anyway. Just a gratuitously offensive phrase meaning, I guess, a vagina for the anus. Anal in the Freudian sense would have taken away from the offensiveness.

Alba, Friday, 2 July 2021 17:43 (two years ago) link

If you translate Anal Cunt half into US slang and half into UK slang, they could be called the Fanny Fannies.

Hideous Lump, Friday, 2 July 2021 20:48 (two years ago) link

U.S. fanny is about butt cheeks, not anus.

peace, man, Friday, 2 July 2021 22:17 (two years ago) link

I feel sure Mr Putnam would be delighted to know his choice of band name continues to be over-analysed a full decade after his sad and premature demise.

maybe you just don't need to comment on that (Matt #2), Friday, 2 July 2021 22:35 (two years ago) link

I interviewed him once in the basement of CBGB. When I played the recording back there wasn't a single decipherable sentence on his end.

but also fuck you (unperson), Friday, 2 July 2021 23:22 (two years ago) link

one month passes...

Lost Prophets = Lost Profits

peace, man, Tuesday, 10 August 2021 13:54 (two years ago) link

nah

Clara Lemlich stan account (silby), Tuesday, 10 August 2021 16:26 (two years ago) link

I just saw the phrase in the Dominion OAN lawsuit and jumped on it. I know next to nothing about the band.

peace, man, Tuesday, 10 August 2021 16:42 (two years ago) link

all you need to know is "Ian Watkins is a monster"

there's too much fucking shit on me (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 10 August 2021 17:29 (two years ago) link

If not for that, I would know nothing.

peace, man, Tuesday, 10 August 2021 17:33 (two years ago) link

two months pass...

the movie Con Air

Tracer Hand, Sunday, 31 October 2021 16:06 (two years ago) link

:O

maybe these baps are legends (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 31 October 2021 16:12 (two years ago) link

you mean because of the hair dryers?

kinder, Sunday, 31 October 2021 16:13 (two years ago) link

I think I noticed about 10 years ago that the protesters on the campaign I was working with were being taken away on Conway buses when they were arrested.

Stevolende, Sunday, 31 October 2021 16:15 (two years ago) link

xp

swap the two words

maybe these baps are legends (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 31 October 2021 16:15 (two years ago) link


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