pineapple on pizza

i love green peppers with almost anything, sausage, mushrooms. it's good goddammit

pineapple on pizza = The Hague (sorry Soto)

there aren't any pictures of david bowie eating pizza. you cannot prove it ever happened.

it's wwhat killed him

ground control to papa john's

green peppers, sausage, olives used to be my go-to

can't do olives cos I fuckin' hate them but I don't object to them as a pizza topping as I can't stand them off of pizza, whereas I like pineapple on most anything else.

green pepper is the worst vegetable, it isn't ripe and it tastes inedible, no idea why it is in everything.

pineapple works great on pizza. mango too, durian, apricots, all sweet tangy stuff is just perfect.

urge to kill, rising....

i love spreading a layer of strawberry jam on top of my slice

dipping pizza in cold tapioca pudding = the bomb

xp sounds good, I will give it a try

tapioca sounds less good

We were talking about corn on pizza just the other evening, and the consensus was that it's pretty good. But this is california, we have no shame

corn is worse than pineapple and pineapple is pretty bad

corn is fine, bit dull.

remember an American couple in guangzhou going to pizza hut and finding that they did not sell (and would not make) either margherita or pepperoni pizzas

kept reading that as CNN on pizza.

I gotta change these contact lenses

Still can't with the pizza with scorpions on it.

scorpions are fine, just like a bit of crunchy fried chicken skin

that's what they said in the rimming thread

Long term vegan here but pineapple, corn and cheese is a good combination.

Add tomato sauce to that and idk tho

all you need for good pizza is tomatoes olives and mushrooms and maybe peppers and aubergine/eggplant, non vegans are allowed mozzarella but all this other stuff does not sound pleasant at all

all meat on pizza is gross

all meat is gross tbh

well i wasn't going to say it

It's been decades since meat stopped looking like food to me, but alas! cheese still looks like food

The chicken/alfredo pies make me wanna ralph

Besides California, the only place I've seen corn on a pizza was a Pizza Hut buffet.

A Pizza Hut buffet *in England* to be more precise

My theory is the acceptability of weird toppings on a pizza is inversely proportional to the quality of the pizza. How can I express this alegebraically

I'm trying to think where I was where pineapple on pizza was a really common go-to. New Zealand? Maybe. Regardless, I just came across this from a couple of years back:

Domino’s and Wattie’s partner up on limited edition Hawaiian spaghetti pizza https://t.co/5m685OgNM9 pic.twitter.com/oSsFuE1GSC

— Newshub (@NewshubNZ) May 13, 2019

why not just shit in our mouths

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As a Hawaiian, I am very anti-pineapple on pizza.

Ugh! I think I had some bad pineapple. To hell with pineapples! I’ll never buy another. I started the day out with excitement and digital preservation of cassettes, now I sink into evening sorrow.

o, pineapple! how could you do that to our friend?!

I threw it out itno the yard with teh other TRASH

no

it is an insult to both pineapple and pizza. and mouths.

afraid this has now been designated "world's most boring opinion" so best keep it to yourselves.

calling it the "world's most boring opinion" is actually the world's most boring opinion.

I hated pineapple on pizza in the 90s when I was 12 years old

I liked it when I was 10

my son performatively had this opinion despite admitting that he actually loves pineapple on pizza

I can see what attracts some people to pineapple on a pizza, but it is but one stop along the road that ends with owls marrying pussycats and becoming boat owners.

CaAL: i am sorry that satan has made a home in ur heart & i will pray 4 u

Aimless: owls are very sexy birds & shld marry/own whatever they want, the world wld in fact be a much happier place if owls could take their pussycat spouses on romantic boat rides

Neanderthal: continue being righteous, my dude \m/

Say what you like, but I draw the line at boat ownership.

the owls will hear about this (because they have excellent hearing!) and u will probably be forced to flee their wrath, most likely on a boat.

owls all clustered on the shore, glaring at you ominously

and jealously

you’d better hope there’s not a pussycat in that boat with you