I would EXCELSIOR, but I haven't got a ZING to LOL

:)

Yes but being blown out of the cargo bay into space without a spacesuit on requires being in space, so

in space you cannot have a last cigarette.

it's true, but in space you can use those little thrusters on each side of the capsule to do lateral movements. would be fun to exhaust bezos out of the cargo port and then just baaaaaarely thrust away from him so it shoots him off in the other direction (toward the sun)

let's see where your lordship over global supply chains gets you THEN, jeff

the middle of the sun - that's where christ lives

His fiery Throne

the sad thing is, i'm pretty sure bezos really DOES have an iron man suit prototype somewhere deep down in his cargo shorts, and he would probably annihilate the sun and claim this solar system as a new base for his galaxy supply chain

you could also attach those little thrusters to the guillotine blade. the ops folks at amazon always find a way to execute.

^^

frequently bought together:

guillotine blade refill pack
thruster fuel
party hats

make him wear one of those little crepe-paper crowns

this is probably terrorism. mods pls delete

"Your love is like Sam Kin-i-son"

― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Thursday, June 10, 2021 10:51 AM bookmarkflaglink

hahaha

totally nonsensical without the context but I laughed

there aren't any pictures of david bowie eating pizza. you cannot prove it ever happened.

― butyrate humbucker bobbins (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, June 10, 2021 5:34 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

it's wwhat killed him

― cancel culture club (Neanderthal), Thursday, June 10, 2021 5:36 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

ground control to papa john's

― butyrate humbucker bobbins (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, June 10, 2021 5:39 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

random originally meant fast

― mark e. smith-moon (f. hazel), Thursday, June 10, 2021 11:14 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

your mom was so random last night

― cancel culture club (Neanderthal), Thursday, June 10, 2021 11:17 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

there aren't any pictures of david bowie eating pizza. you cannot prove it ever happened.

― butyrate humbucker bobbins (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, June 10, 2021 5:34 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

it's wwhat killed him

― cancel culture club (Neanderthal), Thursday, June 10, 2021 5:36 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

ground control to papa john's

― butyrate humbucker bobbins (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, June 10, 2021 5:39 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

― peace, man, Friday, June 11, 2021 7:20 AM (one hour ago) bo

omigod

that's great

give my slice my love

For here
am I sitting in a tin pan

I'm not a thin crust or a deep pan man.

Wham bam deep pan man!

Got rocket topping, ew
But there's nothing I can do

Ashes to ashes, funk to funky
We know Major Tom's a junkie
Strung out in heaven's high
Hitting an all-time low

toppings on toppings, pepperoni
we know major tom loves mushrooms
onions and sausage, alright
shitting an all-time flow

oh sorry, i left my reference sheet above

Golden Crusts, Gold Deep Deep Deep Dish

I know when to carry out
I know when to order in
Get things done

I tip delivery boys
But things don't really change
Complaining on the phone
That I never saw my pie!
But I try....

I came in the door
I said it before
I never put pineapple on my pizza no more

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmgq81Ww7K4

There's a 'za, man,
waiting in the sky
we'd like to put on toppings
but they say plain slice is fine

(cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese...)

cheese!

“Pan Pizza (Putting Out Fire)”

pizzas on streets
onion pizza

Drive Through Saturday

Ziggy Stuffed Crust & The Pies With Fromage

every few days this thread shall be bumped with an increasingly tortuous bowie/pizza pun, and that shall be excelsior heretofore

surely we've covered every single bowie/pizza pun at this point. except of course for

the return of the thin white crust
artichokes on pizza pies

Ciabatta not mess with Major Tom.

surely you will allow this last one in before the deadline? I’ve been working on it all weekend!

Don't you wonder sometimes
About sauce and pizza

Its a god awful lol affair

lets dance
put on your red sauce etc

Lord, I kneel and offer you
A side of complimentary Buffalo Wings

My, my. Smile at least.
You can't say no to the flour and the yeast.

sorry, but Neando's "Glam Pizza" post is to blame

Mozzahoople

that wins

take a look at the lol man
heating up the wrong thread
oh man,
look at those bad puns go
it's the ILX show ....

omg

I think I saw you in a pizza parlour
Eating thin crust hot and round

Baby, I've been
ordering pizza in your stead again.

Don't look at the pizza
I've added pineapple to it.