Funniest possible things to say during moment of climax.

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ah, bisto!

― boom! i fucked your hard-drive (don), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 23:12 (nineteen years ago)

Rereading this thread from the beginning is like stumbling on a pile of old yearbooks. Dirty, dirty yearbooks.

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 23:36 (nineteen years ago)

"that's the least gentrified area of Manhattan"

― Sir Tehrance HoBB (the pirate king), Thursday, 11 January 2007 00:08 (nineteen years ago)

"FUCK YOU MCFLY!"

― onimo (onimo), Thursday, 11 January 2007 11:45 (nineteen years ago)

"a stunningly cathartic climax!"

― mark s (mark s), Thursday, 11 January 2007 18:27 (nineteen years ago)

ONE INCH PUNCH

― === temporary username === (Mark C), Thursday, 11 January 2007 18:28 (nineteen years ago)

bah custos prize for me: shd have been "a stunningly cathartic discharge!"

― mark s (mark s), Thursday, 11 January 2007 18:33 (nineteen years ago)

Friend of a friend shagged S1m0n 4mst3ll who apparently said "Jolly good for you" upon impact. Not as funny as others but is real life.

― uptoeleven (uptoeleven), Thursday, 11 January 2007 20:03 (nineteen years ago)

"I was too busy having my mind blown. Sorry about that."

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Thursday, 11 January 2007 20:11 (nineteen years ago)

"HAVE SOME FREE DNA!"

― Latham Green (mike), Thursday, 11 January 2007 20:13 (nineteen years ago)

"All this situation needs is some CUM"

― You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Thursday, 11 January 2007 20:16 (nineteen years ago)

"WHAT HAPPENED!?!?!"

― Latham Green (mike), Thursday, 11 January 2007 20:18 (nineteen years ago)

"Nineteen years and eleven months of no sex...for this?"

― You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Thursday, 11 January 2007 20:25 (nineteen years ago)

"WHAT HAPPEN?"

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Thursday, 11 January 2007 21:01 (nineteen years ago)

DO NOT WANT

― Edward III (edward iii), Thursday, 11 January 2007 21:03 (nineteen years ago)

WHAHAPPON!?

MAKKY! KAMMY!

― Latham Green (mike), Thursday, 11 January 2007 21:05 (nineteen years ago)

Wha' happened?

-- Nicole (nicolew1...), May 14th, 2003.

"WHAT IS HAPPENING????????"

-- adam. (adamr...), October 13th, 2004.

sorry, dudes.

― You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Thursday, 11 January 2007 21:07 (nineteen years ago)

"sorry, dudes."

― You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Thursday, 11 January 2007 21:07 (nineteen years ago)

"Zzzzzzzzzzzzz"

― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 11 January 2007 21:35 (nineteen years ago)

"300 pounds of lard hitting a wall come to fruition at laST!"

― Latham Green (mike), Thursday, 11 January 2007 21:43 (nineteen years ago)

In Pooh's voice: "Oh, bother."

― do i have to draw you a diaphragm (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 11 January 2007 21:49 (nineteen years ago)

HE SHOOTS HE SCORES!

― there to preserve disorder (kenan), Thursday, 11 January 2007 22:06 (nineteen years ago)

pterodactyl noises, per that horrible pterodactyl porn video that was floating around.

"precious! bodily! fluids!"

― mh. (mike h.), Thursday, 11 January 2007 22:18 (nineteen years ago)

I HAVE HAD ALL THE MOUNTAIN DEWS

― baron kickass von awesomehausen (nickalicious), Thursday, 11 January 2007 22:23 (nineteen years ago)

Play that funky music, white girl

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Friday, 12 January 2007 02:20 (nineteen years ago)

The two answers that immediately came to mind, "Oh gawd, my balls!" and "Mom!" were already posted in slightly different forms.

― Zachary Scott (Zach S), Friday, 12 January 2007 02:43 (nineteen years ago)

"Condoms don't belong in school, and neither does Al Gore."

― max (maxreax), Friday, 12 January 2007 02:47 (nineteen years ago)

"Condoms don't belong in ~~school~~ you, and neither does Al Gore"

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Friday, 12 January 2007 03:03 (nineteen years ago)

let me white out that apostrophe

― Maria :D (Maria D.), Friday, 12 January 2007 03:48 (nineteen years ago)

SUUURRGGGGE!

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Friday, 12 January 2007 03:55 (nineteen years ago)

I'm escalating

― Maria :D (Maria D.), Friday, 12 January 2007 04:02 (nineteen years ago)

"Lemonade was a popular drink and it still is"

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 12 January 2007 04:58 (nineteen years ago)

one month passes...

HI DERE!

― The Amazing Randy, Saturday, 24 February 2007 11:53 (nineteen years ago)

"I did it!"

― Øystein, Saturday, 24 February 2007 16:56 (nineteen years ago)

BOXCAR

― Jenny, Saturday, 24 February 2007 18:31 (nineteen years ago)

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GRANDMA!"

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 24 February 2007 22:05 (nineteen years ago)

Girl: OH YEAH, DRINK IT FROM ME! I'M THE KOOL-AID MAN! OH YEAH! OH YEAH!

― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 02:42 (nineteen years ago)

The "Girl:" is u&k.

― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 02:42 (nineteen years ago)

HALLELUJAH HOLLA BACK

― marmotwolof, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 02:57 (nineteen years ago)

I wish somebody would GIVE ME ONE

― Hard like armour, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 03:01 (nineteen years ago)

wake up

― ken c, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 11:41 (nineteen years ago)

I've had sex!

yay!

have you?!?!?!?!?!

(ken c quote, from his sadly deleted "i've had sex yay have you" thread)
(and OK, maybe it's for the postcoitial cigarette moment, but yay anyway)

― StanM, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 11:45 (nineteen years ago)

I never had sex?

― nathalie, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 12:16 (nineteen years ago)

five months pass...

define:self-parody

-- Dom Passantino, Friday, 10 August 2007 13:54 (8 hours ago) Bookmark Link

RIP Big Man?

-- acrobat, Friday, 10 August 2007 13:55 (8 hours ago) Bookmark Link

My ex-girlfriend used to say that

-- Dom Passantino, Friday, 10 August 2007 13:56 (8 hours ago) Bookmark Link

When you came?

-- acrobat, Friday, 10 August 2007 13:58 (8 hours ago) Bookmark Link

Yeh, that was too far.

-- acrobat, Friday, 10 August 2007 13:58 (8 hours ago) Bookmark Link

― Just got offed, Friday, 10 August 2007 22:08 (eighteen years ago)

"Vagina. It's not a clown car."

― JTS, Saturday, 11 August 2007 13:50 (eighteen years ago)

one month passes...

Fresco!

― libcrypt, Saturday, 15 September 2007 19:40 (eighteen years ago)

"Ewwww!"

― Z S, Saturday, 15 September 2007 19:42 (eighteen years ago)

Perra caliente!

― libcrypt, Saturday, 15 September 2007 19:42 (eighteen years ago)

Conversely, one might reasonably assert that, Fresh! Hot dog! is something you'd say immediately prior to the onset of sexual activities, not the moment of climax.

― libcrypt, Saturday, 15 September 2007 19:45 (eighteen years ago)

THIS IS THE THREAD WHERE I MADE THAT "CHOCO TACO" JOKE

― HI DERE, Saturday, 15 September 2007 19:46 (eighteen years ago)

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