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haha

― jed_ (jed), Saturday, 17 June 2006 17:46 (twenty years ago)

"And then throughout the interview he kept making shocking remarks that I can't even repeat. Just uttering the words would make me blush."

Well I do declare!

― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Saturday, 17 June 2006 22:51 (twenty years ago)

the osama bit has got to be bullshit!

― Seriously, Try Punching This Guy in the Face and See What Happens (Enrique), Monday, 19 June 2006 11:50 (twenty years ago)

No, he did!

― Alba (Alba), Monday, 19 June 2006 11:51 (twenty years ago)

Wrong Minogue. Again, we fail to care. Story of Dannii's life.

― suzy (suzy), Monday, 19 June 2006 11:57 (twenty years ago)

It could have been worse Dannii, what if he was black!!!

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 19 June 2006 11:59 (twenty years ago)

She mistook him for a Gypsy.

― Shadow of the Waxwing (noodle vague), Monday, 19 June 2006 12:00 (twenty years ago)

telly people like him because he is totally professional. If you shout in his earpiece that he needs to make shit up for the next two minutes, he'll do it. It seems like a strange skill in the real world, but is highly prized in tellyland.

yeah it's kind of unnerving when you see him visibly turn off the zany tap when he cuts to break and the camera lingers on the set for a second longer

― rtccc (mwah), Monday, 19 June 2006 12:57 (twenty years ago)

yes, "see him visibly", that's right

― rtccc (mwah), Monday, 19 June 2006 12:58 (twenty years ago)

two months pass...

there was a regular audience member in 'bbbm'. he seemed to have his shirt unbuttoned to the navel, and had a kind of wideboy shtick -- think he tried to sell RB some leather trousers?

anyway, on charlie brooker's screenwipe t'other week there was a mock talent show audition -- and there he was! desperate.

kind of gives you an insight into... something.

― Bashment Jakes (Enrique), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 12:17 (nineteen years ago)

Yes, I saw that. Best line in the whole series of "Screenwipe": "The only way you'd recognise a face on "Love Island" would be if you sat near enough your TV that you could see your reflection on the screen"

― dud Hab 'C' dEva (Dada), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 12:35 (nineteen years ago)

quantick's bit about how so-and-so didn't have blue hair slayed me.

― Bashment Jakes (Enrique), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 12:36 (nineteen years ago)

Indeed! I didn't know he was married to that woman who, errrrrrr, he's married to

― dud Hab 'C' dEva (Dada), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 12:37 (nineteen years ago)

karen kristananeonovitch or something.

― Bashment Jakes (Enrique), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 12:39 (nineteen years ago)

He's not a bad writer, judging by his Keith Richards piece in the last OMM. Even if the entireity of the 'interview' was him shaking Keith's hand and saying hello.

― chap who would dare to start Raaatpackin (chap), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 12:50 (nineteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

i saw 'russell brand's got issues'. it was unbelievably shit.

― a rapper singing about hos and bitches and money (Enrique), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 07:18 (nineteen years ago)

i saw 'russell brand's got issues'. it was unbelievably shit.
you expected something else?

― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 07:25 (nineteen years ago)

i expected 'bbbm' to be shit, but it wasn't.

― a rapper singing about hos and bitches and money (Enrique), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 07:41 (nineteen years ago)

'rbgi' was 'bbbm' without the 'bb', ie it lacked 'i'

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 08:00 (nineteen years ago)

The influence of Trevor "I may be small faced, but I'm not a rapist" Lock loomed large with some ham-fisted attempts at TMWRNJ-type material (such as General Zod's son).

It was rubbish though.

― aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 08:03 (nineteen years ago)

He is basically just:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/guide/images/400/kennyeverett_3.jpg

― Dadaismus (Dada), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 08:04 (nineteen years ago)

if only

― Konal Doddz (blueski), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 08:13 (nineteen years ago)

the backlash is on!

― a rapper singing about hos and bitches and money (Enrique), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 08:14 (nineteen years ago)

Does that mean he'll be appearing at the next Tory election rally demanding to bomb Russia?

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 08:25 (nineteen years ago)

Not Kenny Everett, just Sid Snot

― Dadaismus (Dada), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 08:29 (nineteen years ago)

I saw him in real life last week going into some awards do (the one where Rod Stewart told him off) and he was the only person to pay more attention to the fans or onlookers than the photographers. So I think he is OK, and I wish him well.

I didn't watch his programme though. Is it repeated?

Rod Stewart was nice to the civillians too, but he kept his distance a bit more than RB.

― PJ Miller (PJ Miller 68), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 10:09 (nineteen years ago)

i saw some of this last night and it wasn't v funny.

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 10:22 (nineteen years ago)

or maybe it was, but i don't remember it.

can someone remind me of the good bits?

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 10:23 (nineteen years ago)

i didn't catch any :(

― a rapper singing about hos and bitches and money (Enrique), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 10:29 (nineteen years ago)

what about the bad bits? maybe i'll remember those?

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 10:49 (nineteen years ago)

There were naked people jiggling their bits about at the end of the show.

― C J (C J), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 10:51 (nineteen years ago)

we were asked to feel sorry for lily allen.

― a rapper singing about hos and bitches and money (Enrique), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 10:52 (nineteen years ago)

She was at that thing too.

― PJ Miller (PJ Miller 68), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 10:54 (nineteen years ago)

I had a dream the other night that Russell Brand was going to be the first Englishman to go to the moon and I had been sent to interview him for a major newspaper. However, I ended up inadvertantly offending his twin 11 year-old sons and the interview was called off.

― chap who would dare to start Raaatpackin (chap), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 12:32 (nineteen years ago)

Sounds like your dream was funnier than the show

― Tad Sneery (Dada), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 12:33 (nineteen years ago)

four months pass...

unusually sane piece

― the original hauntology blogging crew (Enrique), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 11:23 (nineteen years ago)

unusually sane

keeps a cat, which for a vegetarian is like Wilberforce keeping a cannibal slave.

― DavidM* (unreal), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 11:32 (nineteen years ago)

I have always heard of this Germaine Greer person but never knew that much about her. I think that piece is grebt and hilarious. It also gives me the unmistakable impression that she quite fancies him.

― Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 11:32 (nineteen years ago)

The question is, did she actually marry George Lazenby but has kept quiet about it?

Sounds also like she wants to give Mick Farren a second chance. He's been on ILx you know.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 11:35 (nineteen years ago)

laughed far too much at him on CBB's BM last night.

― vita susicivus (blueski), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 11:56 (nineteen years ago)

why still with the guilt?

― the original hauntology blogging crew (Enrique), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 11:58 (nineteen years ago)

not guilt

― vita susicivus (blueski), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 11:59 (nineteen years ago)

The question is, did she actually marry George Lazenby but has kept quiet about it?

Worried that if people found out she would be murdered in a drive-by shooting like what happened to Diana Rigg, obv.

― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 12:00 (nineteen years ago)

And shot by Telly Savalas as well!

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 12:15 (nineteen years ago)

My work colleague upset me by claiming that Diana Rigg is full of herself and a real cow in real life. Can anyone confirm?

― Alba (Alba), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 12:18 (nineteen years ago)

well, did it make you cry?

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 12:19 (nineteen years ago)

Only time I've ever seen Rigg in real life is when she played the lead in Ted Hughes' adaptation of Phedre at the Aldwych. Didn't appear full of herself or of a notably bovine nature.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 12:22 (nineteen years ago)

Who George Lazenby did eventually marry is possibly more unlikely than if he'd hooked up with with GG. (Not Allin). Pam Shriver!

― Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 13:10 (nineteen years ago)

― the original hauntology blogging crew (Enrique), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 13:12 (nineteen years ago)

I do hope that Mick Farren actually gets confused between Germaine Greer and Pam Shriver.

― Alba (Alba), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 13:13 (nineteen years ago)

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