My little sister got a new job finally. At Hooters.

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There was a terrible Hooters knock-off in London called Honkers. I never went, but all the women on the posters were horse-faced and mannish. It didn't stay open long.

-- Nordicskillz (t1nym1n...), April 30th, 2003. (later)

haha, now "Honkers," on the other hand, really does sound crap.

― felicity (felicity), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 15:42 (twenty-three years ago)

I want to open a rival chain called "Punani". People would be lining up around the block for out famous "Punani Pretzels".

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 15:47 (twenty-three years ago)

Will you have special desserts called "Sugarwalls"?

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 15:53 (twenty-three years ago)

Chris V is my new pastry chef. Who wants to be sous chef? ("I'd like the Hot Muff Bomb with extra drippings with a side order of Skins, please.")

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 15:58 (twenty-three years ago)

our eclairs are now called "Moose Knuckles"

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 16:00 (twenty-three years ago)

do you serve hot sex on a platter, dan?

― hstencil, Wednesday, 30 April 2003 16:01 (twenty-three years ago)

Whatever you do, stay away from the crab.

― buttch (Oops), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 16:02 (twenty-three years ago)

As always, Dan raises the poetry of filth to Shakespearean levels and I can but bow in acknowledgement. :-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 16:03 (twenty-three years ago)

we also carry "Plum Smugglers" and "The Kennebunkport Surprise", on special this week is the "Bat Wings"

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 16:03 (twenty-three years ago)

Will you have a drink special called "The Hatchet Wound"?

― jm (jtm), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 16:08 (twenty-three years ago)

"donkey punch"

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 16:55 (twenty-three years ago)

"Dog in a bathtub"

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 16:56 (twenty-three years ago)

Bright orange is appealing? To whom?
Tell this to Puma, please!

Bright orange is the new black.

Although I suspect fluorescent green will be the new cheeto orange.

― Chris P (Chris P), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 17:01 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh come on, like none of y'all have ever worked at Hooters!

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 17:02 (twenty-three years ago)

the new cheeto orange is actually white cheddar (why in gods name would anyone want "organic" cheetos?)

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 17:04 (twenty-three years ago)

I bought organic Heinz ketchup, but I haven't tried it yet.

Ally, is this the sister that you said likes Asian guys?

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 17:07 (twenty-three years ago)

Pfff, organic cheetos rock, jess is all gay.

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 17:08 (twenty-three years ago)

you still got the orange shorts, luna?

― buttch (Oops), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 17:08 (twenty-three years ago)

CHRIS V DO YOU KNOW WHAT A DOG IN A BATHTUB IS???

― Yanc3y (ystrickler), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 17:08 (twenty-three years ago)

No, Spencer, this is the sister who likes Asian guys. The one with the gitarre is the one who works in Hooters.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 17:09 (twenty-three years ago)

Haha I linked the wrong picture! My sister is not normally bearded.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 17:10 (twenty-three years ago)

No, buttch because (a) I look terrible in orange, (b) come ON, they were ORANGE SHORTS, and (c) my old roommate took over my job when I quit, so I gave it to her.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 17:10 (twenty-three years ago)

Dan, your new restaurant definitely needs a Momus Dog.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 17:13 (twenty-three years ago)

("it" being the uniform, not anything else)

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 17:14 (twenty-three years ago)

(though come to think of it, she still owes me $200)

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 17:14 (twenty-three years ago)

Ally's family is purty.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 17:15 (twenty-three years ago)

Sean, I don't think they make buns small enough.

― Nick A. (Nick A.), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 17:15 (twenty-three years ago)

Ha! That beard reminds me of the SNL fake commercial for strap-on beards. Their main use: to show late people your displeasure.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 17:18 (twenty-three years ago)

haha!

― buttch (Oops), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 17:19 (twenty-three years ago)

shuddup.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 17:20 (twenty-three years ago)

there are a lot of strip clubs that serve food, y'know. Somehow, this does not appeal to me

The thing about the food at these places is that it's delicious and cheap. It's like the drinks in Vegas, only not completely free. They serve you huge t-bone steaks and shit for, like six bucks, freeing up your money for other things. They key is not to spend the money on other things.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 17:20 (twenty-three years ago)

Well for some reason, my sister James chose to dress up on Halloween or something like that as Sigmund Freud. Hence the beard.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 17:21 (twenty-three years ago)

yes Yancey.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 17:21 (twenty-three years ago)

Well for some reason, my sister James chose to dress up on Halloween or something like that as Sigmund Freud. Hence the beard.

I might be in love with your sister.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 17:24 (twenty-three years ago)

although it comes across more as Sigmund Lincoln.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 17:25 (twenty-three years ago)

That's the sort of thing she does. "Hey, what are you going to be for Halloween?" "Bertrand Russell." "Ok, great!"

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 17:33 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.fishin-harry.com/EJ/gallerytour/images/02-bathtubdog.gif

― Paul Eater (eater), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 17:35 (twenty-three years ago)

why the dog in the bath?

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 17:38 (twenty-three years ago)

Kenan you cheapskate.

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 17:39 (twenty-three years ago)

Ally, my friend has the best answer to the question: "What are you going to be for Halloween?" ... "anything but me."

Actually a better answer is "a slice of pizza with an axe."

You can tell your sister she has a secret asian man admirer.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 17:45 (twenty-three years ago)

Hey, I've never actually done that. I could never resist the allure of paying another $7 for 8 ounces of gin and tonic at the very least. I haven't been to a strip club in years, though. I should go more often, maybe.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 17:49 (twenty-three years ago)

The best answer to the Halloween question was shown on the defunct television show NewsRadio, where Bill MacNeil claimed he was going to come as "the man without socks".

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 17:51 (twenty-three years ago)

Terrifying.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 17:51 (twenty-three years ago)

http://monkeydyne.com/rmcs/opencomic.phtml?rowid=33924

― M Matos (M Matos), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 18:13 (twenty-three years ago)

HA!

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 18:14 (twenty-three years ago)

I love the title of that one Matos!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 18:14 (twenty-three years ago)

I always like Joe's answer from that episode: "My identical twin who is two inches taller than me".

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 18:17 (twenty-three years ago)

"The food is really good in that strip club" = "I read Playboy for the articles"?

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 18:21 (twenty-three years ago)

Yeah, that was an excellent answer too. God, I miss that show. Do you remember the one where Bill and Dave discussed their addictions? That was my favorite..."Coffee and cigarettes are not equatible." "They are if you drink enough coffee." "Oh, Dave, Dave...how much coffee can you possibly drink?" "2, 3...pots." "A day?" "Yes." "That's just sick."

The best Bill MacNeil line, however, was about the holidays, about his father coming home drunk. "My mother would say, 'You out drinking your poisons again?' and my father would reply, 'NO! I'M SAVING THE POISON FOR YOU!' Ahhh...good times, my friends. Good times."

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 18:21 (twenty-three years ago)

I liked the highest setting on Bill's massage recliner: "Weekend in Thailand"

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 18:24 (twenty-three years ago)

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