― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 8 September 2005 14:12 (eighteen years ago) link
― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Thursday, 8 September 2005 14:13 (eighteen years ago) link
― brianiac (briania), Thursday, 8 September 2005 14:19 (eighteen years ago) link
― when something smacks of something (dave225.3), Thursday, 8 September 2005 14:20 (eighteen years ago) link
― when something smacks of something (dave225.3), Thursday, 8 September 2005 14:35 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Thursday, 8 September 2005 14:37 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Thursday, 8 September 2005 14:38 (eighteen years ago) link
"Someone's in the kitchen with Bob Dole... someone's in the kitchen with Bob Dole... someone's in the kitchen with Bob... that's really all I have right now... say, do you know if Bob Dole cooks?"
― when something smacks of something (dave225.3), Thursday, 8 September 2005 14:38 (eighteen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 8 September 2005 14:39 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Thursday, 8 September 2005 14:40 (eighteen years ago) link
― oops (Oops), Thursday, 8 September 2005 15:55 (eighteen years ago) link
-- Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr_...) (webmail), August 30th, 2005 4:17 PM. (dr g) (link)
― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Thursday, 8 September 2005 15:59 (eighteen years ago) link
And that "This is one of those things we'll never know the full truth of" line is still one of my favorites.
― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 8 September 2005 16:15 (eighteen years ago) link
This way to the cafeteria!
― Phil Hartman, also the king of cameos (nickalicious), Thursday, 8 September 2005 16:19 (eighteen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 8 September 2005 16:20 (eighteen years ago) link
[At a crime scene where five cheerleaders have been turned into a "human shish-kebob"] Photographer: This must be the act of a maniac. Reporter: Either that, or a very large chef.
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 8 September 2005 16:34 (eighteen years ago) link
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 8 September 2005 16:57 (eighteen years ago) link
Also the line about "Is there anything you won't drink?" "Yeah...POISON. I'm saving it for YOU."
― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Thursday, 8 September 2005 16:59 (eighteen years ago) link
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 8 September 2005 17:00 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Thursday, 8 September 2005 17:01 (eighteen years ago) link
― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 8 September 2005 17:16 (eighteen years ago) link
Bill Clinton: [ chews his McMuffin ] Mmm.. that's a good question. Yes, I do, and let me tell you why. See, right now, we're sending in.. [ holds us McMuffin ] ...food... [ puts McMuffin in front of Male Customer ] ...to Somalia... but it's not getting to the people who need it because... [ brings McMuffin back to himself ] ...it's being intercepted by the warlords. [ chews McMuffin some more ] And it's not just us. It's other countries, too... [ grabs a McNugget from another customer ] Your McNugget is aid from Great Britain... [takes it to other customer, then gobbles it down ] ...intercepted by warlords! [ grabs someone's Filet-o-Fish ] This man's Filet-o-Fish sandwich over here is relief from Italy.. [ pops it in his mouth ] ...warlords! And you can send all the food you want... [ grabs different items ] ...a McDLT, hot apple pie...it's just gonna end up with... [ puts it all in his mouth ] ...the warlords! Now, with a broad-based international military force, we can make sure that the McRib sandwich... [ grabs one and places it on someone's tray ] ...gets to the people who need it. [ picks it up and gobbles it anyway ] Can I get a Coke?
― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Thursday, 8 September 2005 18:32 (eighteen years ago) link
"PEOPLE WANNA LIKE YOU!"
― Phil Dokes (sunny), Thursday, 8 September 2005 18:54 (eighteen years ago) link
― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 8 September 2005 19:55 (eighteen years ago) link
― marianna lcl (marianna lcl), Thursday, 8 September 2005 20:08 (eighteen years ago) link
-- latebloomer: snakes, snails, and puppydog tails (posercore24...), September 8th, 2005.
nor a necro...
-- when something smacks of something (right.knewi...), September 8th, 2005.
ironically i do have an iq of 32, though!
― latebloomer: snakes, snails, and puppydog tails (latebloomer), Thursday, 8 September 2005 23:11 (eighteen years ago) link
― Rickey Wright (Rrrickey), Thursday, 8 September 2005 23:21 (eighteen years ago) link
― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Thursday, 8 September 2005 23:24 (eighteen years ago) link
― Rickey Wright (Rrrickey), Thursday, 8 September 2005 23:26 (eighteen years ago) link
― Rickey Wright (Rrrickey), Thursday, 8 September 2005 23:27 (eighteen years ago) link
http://giganticmag.com/images/ilx/hartman_broccoli.jpg
― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Thursday, 8 September 2005 23:40 (eighteen years ago) link
― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Thursday, 8 September 2005 23:44 (eighteen years ago) link
― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Thursday, 8 September 2005 23:47 (eighteen years ago) link
or that Jan Hooks completely improvised her Alamo tour guide bits?
― kingfish superman ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 8 September 2005 23:52 (eighteen years ago) link
― Hurting (Hurting), Friday, 9 September 2005 02:55 (eighteen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 9 September 2005 03:02 (eighteen years ago) link
― Hurting (Hurting), Friday, 9 September 2005 03:04 (eighteen years ago) link
Thats sweet.
― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 9 September 2005 03:24 (eighteen years ago) link
Say more.
― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 9 September 2005 04:32 (eighteen years ago) link
― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 9 September 2005 13:19 (eighteen years ago) link
-- jaymc (jmcunnin...), September 9th, 2005.
Just seemed like a lot of the skits he's in happen to involve him berating or talking down to women. Maybe one of the writers just kept writing him those parts though, or maybe it's just what they selected.
Anyway, it's not in a "what a misogynistic prick" kind of way so much as a repressed anger kind of way, which, as said above, might be understandable.
― Hurting (Hurting), Friday, 9 September 2005 13:48 (eighteen years ago) link
― when something smacks of something (dave225.3), Friday, 9 September 2005 13:56 (eighteen years ago) link
― accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Friday, 9 September 2005 14:17 (eighteen years ago) link
Lisa: Ok...
Bill: Well how could she do that to me, Lisa? How could she... french her daddy?
― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Friday, 9 September 2005 20:08 (eighteen years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 9 September 2005 20:11 (eighteen years ago) link
― oops (Oops), Friday, 9 September 2005 20:12 (eighteen years ago) link
― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Friday, 9 September 2005 20:19 (eighteen years ago) link
pffft. I fail to see how lines from NewsRadio (an innocuous and forgettable sitcom) are somehow inherently more worthwhile than his work on the Simpsons (the greatest television show of the last 20 years).
― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 9 September 2005 20:19 (eighteen years ago) link
― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Friday, 9 September 2005 20:21 (eighteen years ago) link