Things you were shockingly old when you learned

if i did the leash thing with my cat, which i don't think i could because i think just training him to accept having a harness on would be months of my life and a lot of scratches and bites, im sure he would just want out constantly after that. can't let him get a taste!

I shoo away that guy and then try to pick up my guy, except he's gone completely feral. Our bond has disappeared. Something about his confrontation with the stray cat has turned off the "domestic cat" part of his programming. I couldn't get within 3 feet of him. He's a scared he's trying to escape from me but in so doing he's thrashing around in all the thorny desert bushes and I'm worried he's gonna scratch himself to death in them. I wound up grabbing a tall clothes hamper from inside and placing it over him, closing the top.

― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, May 27, 2021 9:59 AM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

a friend of mine with an indoor/outdoor cat says that every time he bumps into his cat in the neighbourhood (his cat has a reasonably large range that he goes out in) it runs away from him as if scared of him

it's like when you see your primary school teacher in the supermarket

My guy does turn into an annoying whiny shithead after having an outdoors experience. But it only lasts for a few hours, maybe a full day tops. Thank God cats have pretty short memories.

Then I'm the annoying shithead in his eyes cause I'm outside lounging in a patio recliner, soaking up that sunshine and fresh air, ignoring him as he pleads to join me.

"a cat is very different than walking a dog in that, essentially, your cat will walk you"

only someone who has never owned an oversized, strong-willed and stubborn as a mule labrador would say this!

Ha, I started the indoor kitty thread 15 years ago.. plum forgot

(xp) LOL, yes, dogs walk their owners all the time!

I suppose the difference is that dogs at least understand the concept of a walk, of going at a slow yet steady pace while following the straight, sterile, hard path through the neighborhood.

I grew up with indoor/outdoor cats, biggest surprise with indoor only cats is that they live forever. My mom’s first indoor only cat (adopted when I was in junior high) made it to 24 and died in her sleep.

my dad's last two indoor/outdoor cats both lived to about 20

The record for indoor-outdoor for us was 12 - disease or accident got to them. Or my super friendly cat Chester who disappeared (probably walked into someone’s house and never left).

"I suppose the difference is that dogs at least understand the concept of a walk, going at a slow yet steady pace while following the straight, sterile, hard path through the neighborhood"

absolute bollocks ime! In the same way I wouldn't ask a joiner to fix my boiler - I wouldn't ask cat people to talk about the dog owner experience.

My last two dogs in the last 17 years have been black labs and aggressive pullers and I literally see a hundred other dogs like this every year, even small dogs.

Pakistan is an acronym

Yes, my own black lab mix had two primary modes of "going for a walk", 1. Dragging me along excitably in all directions except " straight" and 2. Refusing to budge.

Trying to walk an 80 pound lab/chow mix on my new ‘aggressive inline’ roller blades ended poorly.

lol they are such stubborn fuckers and a lot of hard work, but wonderful noble beasts.

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I think I already knew that but can't remember where I first knew it. It might have been reading Magnificent Delusions a few years ago,

Aw yeah, they're the best <3

Anyone have experience in an indoor/outdoor dog culture?

during my old commute i used to see this woman with earbuds "dance walking" with her cat down the sidewalk, jazz hands and possible singing aloud as well.. the cat just kind of slowly trudged behind her.

lol

That Paul Simon released his first solo album in 1965, The Paul Simon Songbook, with solo versions of many S&G songs.

you know, i've known that for ages, flipped past copies in the bins from time to time, but it's never actually sunk into my brain as an actual piece of information about his career/discography, nor have i ever felt any spark of interest in checking it out. but maybe it's good? i could imagine it being at least okay?

That gargoyles are essentially water spouts, there solely to divert rainwater away from the buildings that house them. Similar sculptures of purely ornamental purpose are called grotesques or chimeras and aren't gargoyles at all. Thanks, Wikipedia!

Also from the old French meaning throat - as in they function as the end of gutters, and the water passes out through their mouths.

does gargle have related etymology then?

Matt needs to make notredamus his displayName.

The chorus of "All Star" by Smash Mouth incorporates the chord progression from the James Bond theme

(learned this from a Switched-on Pop podcast)

somebody once told me
this thread was gonna roll me

does gargle have related etymology then?

Lexico (~Oxford) online on "gargoyle":

Middle English from Old French gargouille ‘throat’, also ‘gargoyle’ (because of the water passing through the throat and mouth of the figure); related to Greek gargarizein ‘to gargle’ (imitating the sounds made in the throat).

So, yes, absolutely.

Also iirc gorge (throat) has a connection to the origin of the English word "gorgeous."

"Orange Pekoe” listed on black tea labels does not indicate a flavor, instead this is used to indicate the size of the leaves. The term Orange Pekoe is now in use by some retailers to describe any generic type of medium grade and size black tea.

I only learned this weekend that hens lay eggs every single day (in the absence of a rooster presumably). I find that astonishing!

uhh sure some breeds are meant to max out at 300+ eggs per year but my layers have rarely hit 7 in a week. not to mention their winter break which can last months without artificial lighting etc

I recently learned that pigs (sows) have varying numbers of teats/nipples, with something like 10 being the average, and the more teats they have, the bigger their litter (though the number of piglets does not necessarily correlate exactly to their number of teats).

the bigger the litter, the multiple teat-ers

That Paul Simon released his first solo album in 1965, The Paul Simon Songbook, with solo versions of many S&G songs.

Today I read this post and then learned, independently (through reading a booklet from one of the Dylan bootleg series releases in fact), that S+G split up in 1963 (before they were even called S+G), and split again as S+G in 1964 (after getting back together to launch a failed bid to capitalize on the folk revival), and after that only reconvened in 1965 when Dylan's producer overdubbed a band onto the Sound of Silence tapes and it became a hit.

jfc: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wilmington_insurrection_of_1898

can't believe i hadn't known about this til now :(

Didn't know about that until I read a (ridiculously thorough) Michael Jordan biography recently

Hyacinth can be a man's name, cf. Spanish (Jacinto) and Italian (Giacinto).

Didn't even know that was a name for people

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I was managing EFL teachers in China in 2015, there were five Chinese, three British and two Americans - the two Americans were an African-American woman from Louisiana and an African-American man from New York. They immediately bonded over a shared love of ... Keeping Up Appearances, a TV programme which two out of the three UK teachers had never even heard of (the third thought he might have seen an episode, once)

Keeping Up Appearances is one of only like 3 or 4 British shows I was aware of as an American kid. It was on public television here constantly. I don't know why.

Along with Are You Being Served and the one with Judi Dench in it

Oh lol, I totally swapped KUA and AYBS in my mind, it's all a blur

I thought the show was if anything a bit racist. It's about the snobbish pretensions of a lower middle class woman who aspires to be posh.
Had few coloured people in and then treated those who did appear not very well.
But found out that European friends of mine liked the show. So maybe i was missing something . I just couldn't get past teh pathos which I couldn't really deal with at the time.
Do wonder what people from outside the UK class system did think of it or caught in it.

Lead character is patricia Routledge as somebody Bucket which she pronounces as though its origins are french.

Patricia Routledge is a great actress and I love Clive Swift.

In the 90's public television showed "Britcoms" on Fri nights, the shows were variously Open All Hours and The Young Ones (early in the decade) and the Vicar of Dibley, Chef, Red Dwarf , The Brittas Empire, One Foot in the Grave, As Time Goes By and KUA, with AYBS as the one constant.

KUA replaced AYBS as the perennial public tv Britcom sometime in the 00's, and we're now down to KUA and Yes, Prime Minister with Judi Dench relegated to Sunday nights.

Americans only know Lenny Henry as the irascible chef, not at all as the jolly gameshow host.

Apart from KUA, I've only ever seen Routledge in To Sir With Love.