Twitter C/D

its a nice meltdown, she wrote an article comparing being called eve fartlow to literal torture lmao, thats what its all about baby

And she’s a music writer

https://pitchfork.com/staff/eve-barlow/

it’s not the first self-aggrandizing thing Fartlow has written or tweeted about, apparently

there’s some “these music artists who are anti-israel wouldn’t have been as popular as they are if I hadn’t written about them” tweet that blew my mind in her feed! good stuff

lmao

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E2V49FuXIAETb_9?format=jpg&name=medium

just looked at her feed and it’s 90% retweets of people saying how she’s been viciously attacked

the lady is definitely being hoisted on her own petard

Wonder if she's related to Lou Fartlow?

lmao

🖼

Tell us more about "the Jews"please.

She’s a former deputy editor of NME and it looks like pfork hasn’t used her as a freelance in two years.

Nate Silver is one hot take tweet away from getting recruited by Substack

he is so out of control my god

he should stick to sports

Sure you can. In fact, people unavoidably do it all the time. It may not be a particularly robust estimate. But this is the whole basis of Bayesian thinking. https://t.co/4jMgty2z24

— Nate Silver (@NateSilver538) May 27, 2021

yeah, he's just completely high on his own supply

something about being a pundit in the social media era, the simultaneous hit and boost your ego takes when a million people tell you to eat shit, fragile psyches arent equipped to handle it

It’s even more egregious when someone like Nate Silver assigns a percentage to something like this, because millions will believe it must be data-based instead of ass-based.

— John Smith (@GOP_U) May 27, 2021

the simultaneous hit and boost your ego takes when a million people tell you to eat shit, fragile psyches arent equipped to handle it

evidence suggests almost no one handles this well

nate's lucky that there's no way to easily make a fart pun out of his name

ema-nate silver, nvm

nate shitter

Tell us more about "the Jews"please.

― Van Halen dot Senate dot flashlight (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, May 27, 2021 9:27 AM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

"The Jews are tired" is a common refrain for Eve Fartlow types who like to project their bullshit on the rest of us

the e*e b*rl*w instagram, which I clicked on for reasons I will not delve into, is wacky. she uses it as a… platform for screenshots of her tweets, and to manually image-retweet things and comment on them off of twitter?

this is some kind of weird strategy I am unfamiliar with

so is Nate Silver's position basically "I can't tell the difference between true things and false things, so I'll just say it's 50/50 but tilted in favor of the side that isn't currently yelling at me?" dude's got a bad case of Dilbertbrain

sounds about right

uh yeah thats called bayesian thinking

baylessian thinking

Bayesian stinking

I don’t have stances, only a big sieve where my brain used to be and probabilities coming out my mouth once the data is fed to me

I’m starting to agree that this guy has mastered post-Trump tweeting

So I was checking in to a Fancy Spa (FAT CAMP) and the front desk TOOK my phone for the “Digital Detox”-but I didn’t sign up for THAT! I just wanted my Mango Massage and Netflix. BIG Argument! I left “Rancho Relaxo”—got a Suite at HARD ROCK CASINO. Party!(DIET postponed to ‘22)

— Greg Kelly (@gregkellyusa) May 27, 2021

If life has taught me nothing else, it's that when there's an unusually long delay for your order at the coffee shop/restaurant/whatever, there probably was some snafu ("they forgot to put it in") and you're not being a jerk for politely inquiring about it.

— Nate Silver (@NateSilver538) May 26, 2021

chilling

used to enjoy Nate Silver but Adrian Chiles is the only pundit I need now

"if life has taught me nothing else"

which I clicked on for reasons I will not delve into

take it to the WS of Shame thread

Chiles is cancelled I'm afraid. He had some shit-talking QC on his 5live show doing a hideously pro-cop account of the Hillsborough disaster and didn't once challenge him. twat.

Nate Silver's deathbed address

putting the hack in lifehack

'i don't know whether COVID was a leaked bioweapon, but the fact that it's so easy to imagine is revealing'

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EofZzElWEAEc8aT?format=jpg&name=small

sad that we can't post stuff like this to the GG thread anymore as it is apparently reserved either for his imminent rehabilitation or gruesome mauling

Nate Silver is used to “did you forget to put it in” feedback around his home, amirite

Nate Sliver

A teeny-tiny inclusive language thing I've tried to get better at this past year is avoiding northern hemisphere-specific seasonal language. Like instead of "this summer," I say the months I mean, or Q3.

Because it might be that season for ME but not that season for everybody!

— Lara Hogan (@lara_hogan) May 27, 2021

Ok I'm the Joker now.

i use the fiscal calendar, always showing up in the wrong month because people don't include me

Might start trying to use only the Hebrew calendar.

howl at the moon when its full sleep when its new good enough for me

late on the latest stuff on eve fartlow, who sucks, and I know I’ve mentioned this before, but after reading one of the essays in jia tolentino’s book about bari weiss and other people whose entire online business model is getting dunked on for attention, I’ve gotten so much less mad about these people even if I still like to make fun of them

https://i.postimg.cc/JnfWqcxW/image.png

the father, the son, and the holy ghost

love how twitter blurbers are compelled to write like this, can't just say "cracker barrel getting dunked on"

With Twitter Blue, the company's new subscription service, you'll be able to pay real $$$ to get someone to actually look at your harassment reports 🤡https://t.co/bmAbBpk2UO pic.twitter.com/Px0Nf1Ilh5

— Ryan Brown 🎮 (@Toadsanime) June 3, 2021