when Viz is funny it really is funny.
― calzino, Saturday, 22 May 2021 16:08 (five years ago)
That was pretty funny; unfortunately, as a result, I, an American, now know who Jade Goody was.
― but also fuck you (unperson), Sunday, 23 May 2021 00:01 (five years ago)
Wait till you find out who Max Clifford was!
― MLM disaster unfolding in East London Tech City (Matt #2), Sunday, 23 May 2021 00:49 (five years ago)
'cheeky bunny'
― mookieproof, Sunday, 23 May 2021 01:29 (five years ago)
Whoever Bo Burnham is and whatever his schtick is. I certainly won't be finding out.
― calzino, Wednesday, 2 June 2021 09:40 (five years ago)
Is it Andy Burnham's labrador retriever?
― Are Animated Dads Getting Hotter? (Tom D.), Wednesday, 2 June 2021 09:42 (five years ago)
he's some kind of youtube/netflix phenomena that the Graun gave a five star review to and about 99% less interesting to me than Andy's Labbie!
― calzino, Wednesday, 2 June 2021 09:45 (five years ago)
Kids in my school recommend him all the time. I tried one of his specials and quit, exhausted, after about 15 minutes.
― Vanishing Point (Chinaski), Wednesday, 2 June 2021 10:37 (five years ago)
Olivia Rodrigo
― pomenitul, Thursday, 3 June 2021 15:32 (five years ago)
ha I knew it
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 3 June 2021 15:33 (five years ago)
Olivia Rodrigo Disney products
― but also fuck you (unperson), Thursday, 3 June 2021 15:35 (five years ago)
who the f&ck is naomi wolfe ?
― mark e, Saturday, 5 June 2021 18:46 (five years ago)
edit : wolf, not wolfe.
― mark e, Saturday, 5 June 2021 18:47 (five years ago)
lol this thread sucks so much, so consistently. For years now. You almost have to respect it
― The đź’¨ that shook the barlow (wins), Saturday, 5 June 2021 19:00 (five years ago)
congratz for caring wins
― groovemaaan, Saturday, 5 June 2021 19:07 (five years ago)
I guess I've been on this beat for a while now:
well yeah this is the thread where we pointlessly list trending topics
― offshore syntax maven (wins), Friday, February 12, 2016 8:05 PM (five years ago) bookmarkflaglink
But you all must know that there are scripts that do this already right. Why not buy a tshirt that says you don't know who paris hilton is or whatever, scratch that 00s not even owning a TV itch
― The đź’¨ that shook the barlow (wins), Saturday, 5 June 2021 19:36 (five years ago)
Have you tried just not caring, like the rest of us cynics?
― pomenitul, Saturday, 5 June 2021 20:29 (five years ago)
I certainly don't try hard enough at it to be typing about it all the time
― The đź’¨ that shook the barlow (wins), Saturday, 5 June 2021 21:08 (five years ago)
one of my “great” skills is predicting what the revives of this thread will be about
― brimstead, Saturday, 5 June 2021 22:51 (five years ago)
Based just on current events, or including who is reviving it?
― Halfway there but for you, Saturday, 5 June 2021 22:54 (five years ago)
Surprised no one's said 'the politics of Claire Elise Boucher' yet.
― pomenitul, Saturday, 5 June 2021 22:55 (five years ago)
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― Eschew things thirty two times before swallowing them (darraghmac), Saturday, 5 June 2021 23:02 (five years ago)
No one has been that specific but Grimes has been mentioned on this thread like ten times
― rob, Saturday, 5 June 2021 23:09 (five years ago)
All the more reason to take it to 11 and beyond.
― pomenitul, Saturday, 5 June 2021 23:15 (five years ago)
― brimstead, Saturday, 5 June 2021 23:18 (five years ago)
Again. A bot could do this
― The đź’¨ that shook the barlow (wins), Saturday, 5 June 2021 23:27 (five years ago)
yeah I must say I don’t really get it
― brimstead, Saturday, 5 June 2021 23:33 (five years ago)
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― Eschew things thirty two times before swallowing them (darraghmac), Sunday, 6 June 2021 00:10 (five years ago)
Bots that write ilx posts
― âś–, Sunday, 6 June 2021 00:12 (five years ago)
it's actually 38478, i believe
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 6 June 2021 00:14 (five years ago)
96 farts
― calzino, Sunday, 6 June 2021 00:24 (five years ago)
Question Shart and the Stinksterians
― Feta Van Cheese (Neanderthal), Sunday, 6 June 2021 01:13 (five years ago)
i for one am shocked at the posts on this FAAAAAAAAART
― Lage Lage Lage Shooting (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 6 June 2021 01:15 (five years ago)
Wins, if you’re worried an ILX thread may be a tad pointless then I have some bad news for you.
― Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Sunday, 6 June 2021 23:56 (five years ago)
Reactions of persons sitting in the players' box after every point in a tennis match.
― Tubesocks Secure (punning display), Friday, 9 July 2021 16:35 (four years ago)
tennis matches
― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 9 July 2021 16:37 (four years ago)
Tennis on the radio is a bit like a car chase in a book. Tennis on the internet is a whole other world of detachment.
― Vanishing Point (Chinaski), Friday, 9 July 2021 16:42 (four years ago)
Fuck Kanye. Get this fucker out of my face forever
― Dan I., Friday, 23 July 2021 03:03 (four years ago)
Meta-commentary and critiques of the quality or direction of threads/posts
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 23 July 2021 04:35 (four years ago)
Just kill the alpaca already
― Believe me, grow a lemon tree. (ledge), Sunday, 8 August 2021 20:09 (four years ago)
one benefit of exterminating the alpaca is that it will upset some tory celeb arseholes
― calzino, Monday, 9 August 2021 08:20 (four years ago)
First I've herd of this
― Tumbledown Duck (Noodle Vague), Monday, 9 August 2021 08:31 (four years ago)
I've got no steak in this.
― pomenitul, Monday, 9 August 2021 08:47 (four years ago)
My partner is friends with the alpaca’s owner, has worked with her often, and holds her in high esteem, so I have a scraping of skin in the Geronimo game, Stanley Johnson notwithstanding. Otherwise, yeah, it’d be “Blackie The Donkey” territory.
― mike t-diva, Monday, 9 August 2021 08:48 (four years ago)
The Olympics
― fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Monday, 9 August 2021 09:08 (four years ago)
I feel like there should be a failure Olympics for lazy people who are too clumsy and unfit to be any good at athletics. And if they win any medals they publicly reject them and go on sweary drunken rants about how shit their country is!
― calzino, Monday, 9 August 2021 10:37 (four years ago)
you're describing politics
― think “Gypsy-Pixie” and misspelled. (We are a white family.) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 9 August 2021 12:14 (four years ago)
wearing more than one pair of pants in a week
― making splashes at Dan Flashes (Neanderthal), Monday, 9 August 2021 13:51 (four years ago)
You understand how that immediately reads to us Brits
― the people of dorchester are marching upon us (Matt #2), Monday, 9 August 2021 14:18 (four years ago)
haha!
― making splashes at Dan Flashes (Neanderthal), Monday, 9 August 2021 14:22 (four years ago)