Things You Just Don't Care About

Mail/Telegraph will have a field day. Think I'll be avoiding papers even more than usual in next few days.

"arrest this man for being a scummy shit unprofessional journalist" wouldn't be a good precedent to set for the UK fourth estate. But also the who gives a flying fuck quotient is up in orbit.

Some ambitious little shitbag of journalist getting one over on a gormless chinless wonder from the British ruling class, what's the problem?

How much you earn. Ban money.

Yes, that's one of the things in life that I have least interest in.

You think you can keep on going living like a king
Oohh babe, but I strongly doubt it

I would like to offer some friendly perspective to William and Harry and say: chill out lads, you'd think someone had got murdered the way you two are going on.

So sick of seeing Diana's face on TV, with those big puppy dog eyes staring so beseechingly at the monster Bashir.

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/3d/a7/37/3da737a71ec1e1bef761e63de1af9aa8.jpg

Dying

that’s the greatest thing I’ve ever seen

Stephen F, London

oh it’s not real. *sigh*

when Viz is funny it really is funny.

That was pretty funny; unfortunately, as a result, I, an American, now know who Jade Goody was.

Wait till you find out who Max Clifford was!

'cheeky bunny'

Whoever Bo Burnham is and whatever his schtick is. I certainly won't be finding out.

Is it Andy Burnham's labrador retriever?

he's some kind of youtube/netflix phenomena that the Graun gave a five star review to and about 99% less interesting to me than Andy's Labbie!

Kids in my school recommend him all the time. I tried one of his specials and quit, exhausted, after about 15 minutes.

Olivia Rodrigo

ha I knew it

Olivia Rodrigo Disney products

who the f&ck is naomi wolfe ?

edit : wolf, not wolfe.

lol this thread sucks so much, so consistently. For years now. You almost have to respect it

congratz for caring wins

I guess I've been on this beat for a while now:

well yeah this is the thread where we pointlessly list trending topics

― offshore syntax maven (wins), Friday, February 12, 2016 8:05 PM (five years ago) bookmarkflaglink

But you all must know that there are scripts that do this already right. Why not buy a tshirt that says you don't know who paris hilton is or whatever, scratch that 00s not even owning a TV itch

Have you tried just not caring, like the rest of us cynics?

I certainly don't try hard enough at it to be typing about it all the time

one of my “great” skills is predicting what the revives of this thread will be about

Based just on current events, or including who is reviving it?

Surprised no one's said 'the politics of Claire Elise Boucher' yet.

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No one has been that specific but Grimes has been mentioned on this thread like ten times

All the more reason to take it to 11 and beyond.

Based just on current events, or including who is reviving it?

Again. A bot could do this

yeah I must say I don’t really get it

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Bots that write ilx posts

it's actually 38478, i believe

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Question Shart and the Stinksterians

i for one am shocked at the posts on this FAAAAAAAAART

Wins, if you’re worried an ILX thread may be a tad pointless then I have some bad news for you.

Reactions of persons sitting in the players' box after every point in a tennis match.

tennis matches

Tennis on the radio is a bit like a car chase in a book. Tennis on the internet is a whole other world of detachment.