I'm fascinated by the illustrated woman's studied defecation form (rest forearms upon thighs and grip the knees firmly) and the fact that she apparently removes her shirt entirely before engaging in the act. The tease about a healthier way of cleansing the anus is just gravy imo.
― Slime Goobody (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 18 May 2021 15:56 (three years ago) link
eh?
walking to reduce tommy pic.twitter.com/eePcQ48vn4— maya kosoff (@mekosoff) May 18, 2021
― frogbs, Tuesday, 18 May 2021 15:57 (three years ago) link
xp the shirt comes off but the pants stay mostly on!
― epistantophus, Tuesday, 18 May 2021 16:04 (three years ago) link
Yeah, I'm not confident that she's provided enough clearance to avoid having to wash those yoga pants afterward.
― Slime Goobody (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 18 May 2021 16:15 (three years ago) link
xpost When you meet the buddha in the road, swallow him.
― Slime Goobody (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 18 May 2021 16:16 (three years ago) link
those aren't yoga pants, that's a poopsack, c'mon
― Feta Van Cheese (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 18 May 2021 17:27 (three years ago) link
OMG, I just realized she also has the seat up and is sitting on the actual rim of the toilet. Layers upon layers in this thing.
― Slime Goobody (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 18 May 2021 17:38 (three years ago) link
there are bidet knobs on the side
― Feta Van Cheese (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 18 May 2021 17:39 (three years ago) link
where i'm from, we use socks
― parenthetically yours, (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 18 May 2021 17:45 (three years ago) link
to poop in, i mean
(I think it's a bidet ad but I don't want to acknowledge any part of the image that actually makes sense.)
― Slime Goobody (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 18 May 2021 17:46 (three years ago) link
wait a second, though. why is the person sitting directly on the toilet? the lid is up. not the solid lid that you might put down if you wanted another solid surface to eat breakfast on. the lid below that, the one you can sit and defecate through. why did they put that up? is that where the extra health comes from?
― parenthetically yours, (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 18 May 2021 18:13 (three years ago) link
That must be why she kept her pants up; the rim of the toilet was too cold or something.
― epistantophus, Tuesday, 18 May 2021 18:20 (three years ago) link
Although I’m starting to think it’s all about the footrest, not necessarily the bidet. The bidet could be a red herring here.
― epistantophus, Tuesday, 18 May 2021 18:22 (three years ago) link
*sits on edge of cold rimmed bidet*"god i'm cold! this damn bidet!"*pulls up pants halfway over asshole for warmth*
― parenthetically yours, (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 18 May 2021 18:25 (three years ago) link
there was a tushy bidet ad on reddit the other day that was actually about eating ass. sorry I didn't preserve it for the thread.
― peace, man, Tuesday, 18 May 2021 19:44 (three years ago) link
♪♫A natural beauty should be preserved like a monument to nature♪♫♪
― parenthetically yours, (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 18 May 2021 19:46 (three years ago) link
looking for some cleanlinessbut there is only filthinessto fiiiiiiind
wipe to the leftwipe to the rightlookin downstairsmessy behind
― Feta Van Cheese (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 18 May 2021 22:00 (three years ago) link
I knew this internet ad would pay dividends as well as raising eyebrows
― Slime Goobody (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 18 May 2021 22:09 (three years ago) link
cleansing the anus is just gravy
― assert (MatthewK), Wednesday, 19 May 2021 01:42 (three years ago) link
https://i.ibb.co/wJgDs6V/24437-E48-1-AC8-496-E-BC3-C-B18-EFDDC35-A4.jpg
.........Pardon?
― Jerome Percival Jesus (Old Lunch), Thursday, 10 June 2021 02:39 (three years ago) link
idk, seems pretty straightforward
― cat, Saturday, 12 June 2021 10:26 (three years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/gMOYrMe.png
― Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 27 July 2021 18:16 (two years ago) link
25 EXTREME the worst! can you believe it, game over!
― Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 27 July 2021 18:17 (two years ago) link
they also liked to me for years, mike
― Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Tuesday, 27 July 2021 18:25 (two years ago) link
lied
UpbeatNews
― treeship., Tuesday, 27 July 2021 18:27 (two years ago) link
'they also liked to me for years', says map
map
― Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 27 July 2021 18:33 (two years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/jmkKfay.png
don't crush my core plz
― Believe me, grow a lemon tree. (ledge), Friday, 13 August 2021 08:27 (two years ago) link
RT 🔁— Hopper (@hopper) February 26, 2021
I keep getting this ad on my feed and it’s about to give me a stroke. Who is choosing between buying groceries and booking a 5-star hotel? Where is a person with literally no money going to go?
― frogbs, Saturday, 11 September 2021 00:14 (two years ago) link
lol, wait does the original ad include the "my last $42" part?
― "HYYOOOOOOONK!" is the sound I make (Karl Malone), Saturday, 11 September 2021 00:16 (two years ago) link
Hope Hopper paid the copyrights for using that screencap!
― pplains, Saturday, 11 September 2021 00:21 (two years ago) link
I assume you only have $42 left because you already bought all the booze you'll need to drink yourself to death, so why not exit this world in a 5-star hotel room? Thanks, the Hopper app!
― Marty J. Bilge (Old Lunch), Saturday, 11 September 2021 00:29 (two years ago) link
Ummmmmmmmmmmm
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/2c/f5/15/2cf51596bb7479989e87f57a418cc795.jpg
― Donald Fhtagen (Old Lunch), Friday, 15 October 2021 13:13 (two years ago) link
This is from a parody site, right?
https://i.imgflip.com/5dbpfd.jpg
Right?
― pplains, Friday, 15 October 2021 13:27 (two years ago) link
It was sponsored by Luvs and linked directly to the Luvs website. Maybe someone is trying to get fired?
― Donald Fhtagen (Old Lunch), Friday, 15 October 2021 13:31 (two years ago) link
That Charmin Bear has a lot to answer for.
― pplains, Friday, 15 October 2021 13:57 (two years ago) link
I mean tbf the tp companies for years now have been inching ever closer to explicitly acknowledging the primary use of their product. I thoroughly expect to see a soiled wad of bumwipe featured in a commercial sometime before I perish.
― Donald Fhtagen (Old Lunch), Friday, 15 October 2021 14:24 (two years ago) link
my dear friend has a nice thread of some of these that he's encountered
running thread of clickbait ads i've enjoyed pic.twitter.com/LU7CglNgQ8— prefab clout (@aunty_warhol) September 4, 2021
― I'm a sovereign jizz citizen (the table is the table), Friday, 15 October 2021 17:29 (two years ago) link
^clever way to leverage clickbait ads into secondary clickbait for your twitter account
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Friday, 15 October 2021 17:49 (two years ago) link
"pro level"
― Gardyloominati (Neanderthal), Friday, 15 October 2021 17:50 (two years ago) link
he really is a fun and funny guy
― I'm a sovereign jizz citizen (the table is the table), Friday, 15 October 2021 21:07 (two years ago) link
https://images.outbrainimg.com/transform/v3/eyJpdSI6ImU3NzA5YzFmYTY0MWI0MzZhYThkNzM2MjYyOTM0OGU3ZmVjYjEzN2NkYjkxOWFiYzk1MTRlNGI2NzQxM2U3ZmIiLCJ3IjozMDAsImgiOjIyMCwiZCI6MS41LCJjcyI6MCwiZiI6NH0.webp We Can Guess Your Education Level in 12 Questions
― BrianB, Monday, 25 October 2021 12:33 (two years ago) link
question 1 - what was your highest level of education
― Gardyloominati (Neanderthal), Monday, 25 October 2021 13:45 (two years ago) link
lol
― (a picture of a defecating pig) (Old Lunch), Monday, 25 October 2021 14:35 (two years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/p4DqSIT.png
what are they trying to tell me? how could this possibly result in money for them, if i stop wearing underwear?
― just staying (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 24 November 2021 02:58 (two years ago) link
you have to buy a naked body to sleep in, that's how they get ya
― Clay, Wednesday, 24 November 2021 03:03 (two years ago) link
perhaps the point of the ads is to convince you to *continue* wearing underwear
― frogbs, Wednesday, 24 November 2021 03:07 (two years ago) link
this is clearly an organized campaign by Big Underpants Gnome
― a swift, a shrike, a kite, a (cat), Wednesday, 24 November 2021 03:08 (two years ago) link
but all i see, if i stop wearing underwear, is an attractive woman and some really soft underwear (not mine, but they look very nice)
― just staying (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 24 November 2021 03:11 (two years ago) link